The Following message may not be for the weak of heart but who cares? it's my goddam webpage so if they don't like what I have to say...
TOO FUCKING BAD ! ! !
You have all seen my email address... you have something you want to bitch about, you wanna cry about my views, you wanna just be a bitchy whiny person ? then I would love to hear from ya... if not go home and cry ya pussy...
So I think that pretty much everyone has at one time or another gone to the bar to dance... don't give me that shit... you all dance and you know it... your girlfriends told me you did... so don't start lying now you closet dancing backstreet boy wannabe. Anyways getting off topic is what I do best... back to square one... So Clubs... what the fuck do Canadian Clubs have against playing actual club music??? what the FUCK??? I am telling you... if I wanted to hear GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN then I would actually probably shoot myself in the head with a really old shot gun.. Come on people CINDY LAUPER??? who the fuck is that?? I mean she hasn't been around since Her Days in the WWE when Captain Lou Albano was her manager. (FOR ALL YOU DUMB PEOPLE OUT THERE THE WWF CHANGED THEIR NAME BECAUSE ANOTHER COMPANY WAS AFRAID THAT PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WOULD GET THEM CONFUSED) *** NEWS FLASH *** I don't think most intelligent people ON this planet are at any risk of getting confused between fuzzy cuddly PANDA BEARS and 6'5" 300 pound wrestlers... again I ask you WHAT THE FUCK???)) back again to the topic at hand. CLUB MUSIC... is NOT BRITNEY SPEARS... is NOT the BACKDOOR BOYS... IS NOT AC/fucking/DC I mean... BRITNEY SPEARS... what oh WHAT the fuck is that about... this chick is hot...I'll give her that... but she's STILL not old enough to get into a club herself... how in the fuck is her music getting in??? next thing you'll hear is that Rapper Punk's son... what's his name... Little what???uuh.. DRUG DEALER yeah that's it... LITTLE DRUG Dealer is going to have his music in there soon and he's what??? 4 or 5? CLUB MUSIC... you want to know what club music is??? I am absolutely amazed that people don't know what CLUB MUSIC is... haven't you people ever EVER heard of Paul Oakenfold? John Digweed? Sasha???? I don't get it... this is a problem... it needs to be fixed... I don't want to go to a bar and be told by a DJ *and I use that term as loose as their girl friends are* what the drink specials are... or that it's Little Susie BAR SLUTS 19th birthday for the 15th time this year... *NEWS FLASH* she's STILL FUCKING 16 GUYS... WARNING**** I am tired of seeing people singing to the songs that they could easily hear on the fucking radio on those soft easy listening R&B cock sucker piece of shit radio stations that seem to be popping up faster than the little pimples growing on the CHILDREN that are singing the PEPPY FUCKING songs... SO What is there to do about all of this??? I ask you??? what would you rather hear or be a part of??? something you could hear on the main radio at ANY given time of the day??? or would you rather hear and see something that makes the ENTIRE dance club put down their pool cues get off their asses and SWEAT... I for one would rather see the TIGHT little skin showing tops glistening with sweat with their little and big titties bouncing around cause they are totally into the music... I would rather see that HOT redhead in the corner with that tight tank top on that's cut off to see her totally tanned and shimmering flat tummy with those TIGHT TIGHT hot pants that are cut so low you can almost see her lovely bush and that cute sexy belly button pierced... getting back to the radio *sorry had to take a break after that picture I painted* seriously... I have seen girls Scream their fool fucking heads off when girls just wanna have fun or ... that other fucking song... I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW... and RUSH onto the dance floor... how fucking rediculous is this??? could you imagine what it would be like to see this happen at oh lets say... hmmm... I know... the Checkout line at Walmart when they play this song... teenie miss gets her little perky nipples sticking straight out and squeals as loud as she can and starts dancing like a fucking idiot... that's what you look like people... now let's all go to the clubs... let's get some live LIVE LIVE LIVE DJ's going... you know what live is right??? 2 turntables... records, beat mixing... grooving to their own glory... let's get a few of these clubs in Our beloved Canada and see where the club scene skyrockets to... Well that's about all I have to say... so until next time.. So long and Thanks for all the fish Have fun Monkeys
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