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Previous Mostervision listings for 2003
Date Channel & Time Movie Title Link
6/3 Tue Action @ 7:20am EST "Kull the Conquerer," a Conan copy
Cinemax @ 7:35am Critters (they're hungry)
Mystery @ 11am EST "Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice?"
Sci-Fi @ 11am Kolchak the Night Stalker to 4pm
Showtime @ 6:15pm "Lara Croft, Tomb Raider"
Encore @ 8pm EST "Mr. Destiny"
CBS @ 8pm Arnold hosts "AFI's 100 years, 100 Heroes & Villains"
HBO @ 8pm The Time Machine (2002) dir: great grandson of H.G. Wells
AMC @ 10pm Halloween 5, the Revenge of Michael Myers
AMC @ 11:50pm "An American Werewolf in London" (1981)
Mystery @ 1:30am EST Night Of The Living Dead
Action @ 1:30am EST Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Cinemax @ 2am "Judge Dredd" (Stallone)
TNT @ 2am Leviathan
USA @ 2am "The Perfect Nanny"
AMC @ 3:34am "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter"
6/4 Wed TMC @ 9:45am "Black Sabbath" (1964) Boris Karloff as a vampire
AMC @ 10:50am Dragnet
Sci-Fi @ 11am-4pm "Night Visions" episodes
USA Network, 11am The Fly
HBO @ 12pm "Shallow Hal" (2001)
Action @ 12:05/3:05pm EST Rambo 3 in Afghanistan
AMC @ 1pm "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury
Cinemax @ 1:15 "8 Legged Freaks"
Encore @ 1:15/4:15 EST "Planes Trains & Automobiles"
Encore @ 3:15/7:15 EST "The Mask" followed by "Flatliners"
AMC @ 3:20pm "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" (1959)
TMC @ 3:30 "Scrooged" (Bill Murray gets the Dickens)
TBS @ 7:30/10:30 EST "Evil Never Dies" (a Frankenstein remake)
Action @ 7:05pm/10:05 EST Planet Of The Apes, repeated 1:30am EST
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Burt Reynolds
AMC @ 8pm & 1am "Enter The Dragon" Bruce Lee
Bravo @ 8pm & 10pm "Thursday the 12th" (2000) the 24 hours before...
FX @ 8pm & 11:30pm "X-Men" (2000)
USA Network @ 8pm "Anaconda" (1997) & "Lake Placid" (1999)
Sci-Fi @ 9pm "Velocity Trap" (1997)
TNN @ 9pm 007 movie Goldfinger
Encore @ 9:05pm/12:05am EST "The Mummy Returns"
Cinemax @ 10pm "8 Legged Freaks"
TBS @ 10pm/1am EST "Caddyshack" (Bill Murray & high explosives)
NBC Tonight Show - guest is Harrison Ford
TNT @ 1am "Ladyhawke" (1985)
USA Network, 2am "Trapped" (1989)
HBO @ 3:25am "Death Warrant" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
TNT @ 3:30am Beastmaster (Rip Torn vs Marc Singer's ferrets)
HBO @ 4:55 "Loose Cannons" Dan Aykroyd, Gene Hackman
6/5 Thurs No listings available before midnight
6/6 Fri TNT @ 12am Arnold in "Kindergarten Cop"
TNT @ 2am "The Octogon" (1980) Chuck Norris
USA Network, 2am "Hide & Seek" (2000)
Action @ 2:15 Black Hole and Tron
TMC @ 2:30 "Backdraft" (Kurt Russell)
Mystery @ 2:45/5:45am EST "The Wrong Man"
Showtime, 5:35 "Texas Rangers"
Encore @ 6am/9am EST "The Adv. Of Baron Munchausen" and "Tough Guys"
Mystery @ 6:15/9:15 EST "Spy Hard" and "Watcher In The Woods"
AMC @ 7:55 Hitchcock's "Arabesque" (1966)
Comedy Central, 8am "Spies Like Us" (1985) last seen on MonsterVision 8-2-97
Cinemax @ 8:45 "American Ninja 3" and "Easy Rider"
Mystery @ 9:15am/12:15pm EST "Love Bites" repeated 11pm EST
Showtime, 9:45am "Purple Rose Of Cairo"
AMC @ 9:50am "The Third Man" (1949) Orson Welles
Encore @ 10am/1pm EST "House Of Games"
HBO @ 10:30 Cats and Dogs (Jeff Goldblum)
TMC @ 10:35 & 5:35pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
USA Network, 11am Psycho (1998) Anne Heche
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm Quantum Leap marathon (Scott Bacula)
HBO @ Noon "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
Mystery @ 1:15/4:15 EST "Murder In 3 Acts"
Cinemax @ 1:35pm "Kung Pow: Enter The Fist"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Free Money" (1998) Charlie Sheen, Marlon Brando
Bravo @ 4pm "Thursday the 12th, Part 2" (2000) the 24 hours before...
USA Network, 4pm Michael Crichton's "Congo" (1995)
Showtime, 4:30 "Hackers"
Mystery, 5pm/8pm EST "Spy Hard" followed by Leonard, Part 6
Action, 5:10/8:10 EST "Enemy Mine"
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST Poltergeist, Part 3
Encore @ 6:45/9:45 EST Apollo 13 (repeated Sat 9:05am/12:05pm EST)
AMC @ 8pm "Trespass" (1992) Bill Paxton, Ice-T, Ice-Cube
HBO @ 8pm "Don't Say A Word"
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Eraser" (1996, Schwarzenegger)
AMC @ 9:55 The Fury (1978) Kirk Douglas
Cinemax, 10pm Mission Impossible
TBS @ 10:15pm The Terminator (Schwarzenegger)
Bravo @ 11pm "Run Lola Run" (1998)
Encore @ 11:05pm/2:05am EST Night Of The Living Dead
Mystery @ 11:30pm/2:30am EST "Spy Hard"
Lifetime @ midnight "The Perfect Bride" I pronounce you man and psycho
AMC @ 12:20am, 3:05, 5:20 - Tales From The Crypt episodes
AMC @ 12:50am "Magic" Anthony Hopkins as creepy ventriloquist
Mystery, 2am/5am EST "Love Bites" and "The Jigsaw Man"
TNT @ 2:30 "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)
Action 3am/6am EST "Enemy Mine" repeated Sat 9:40am/12:40pm EST
AMC @ 3:35am Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Encore @ 6:05/9:05am EST "The Mask" repeated Sat 8pm EST
Action @ 6:20/9:20am EST "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
6/7 Sat No listings available yet, go to Sci-Fi movies page and/or others for today
6/10 Tue: Showtime @ 7:15pm "Legally Blond"
A&E @ 8pm @ 12am Biography of "Kurt Russell"
History Channel, 8pm/12am "Deep Sea Detectives: The Bermuda Triangle"
followed by "UFOs: What You Don't Know"
History Channel, 10pm & 2am James Bond's gadgets
Starz @ 10pm "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
Encore @ 10pm Apollo 13
HBO @ 12am "Not Another Teen Movie"
AMC @ 12:25am "Midnight Express" (1978)
TNT @ 2am "Soylent Green" (1973, Charlton Heston)
Bravo @ 3am "Lord Of The Flies"
Showtime@ 3am "Neon City"
Cinemax @ 3:10am "Eight Legged Freaks"
TNT @ 4am "Silent Running" (1972) Bruce Dern
Showtime, 5am "Clockstoppers"
Action Channel, 6:20 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
followed by "Kull the Conqueror"
6/11 Wed: HBO @ 7:30am "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
TMC @ 7:30am & 2:15pm "Roadie" (1980) Meat Loaf, Art Carney
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "No Mercy" (1986) fun on the bayou
USA Network, 9am "The Companion" (1994) and "Gattaca" (1997)
Mystery Channel, 9:20am EST "Spy Hard" followed by
"Brotherhood Of Satan"
HBO @ 9:15am & 4:30pm "Kingdom Come" (2001) LL Cool J
Cinemax @ 10am Shrek
Family Channel, 11am "Casper, A Spirited Beginning" (1998)
Sci-Fi @ 11am-4pm Hercules episode marathon
Action Channel, 12:30 & 10pm "Die Hard"
TMC @ 12:30pm & 5:30am "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Cinemax @ 1pm "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" (Christopher Lloyd)
HBO @ 1:15 "Better Off Dead"
Encore @ 1:30 & 10pm "Aliens"
AMC @ 1:45 "The Seven Ups" (1973) Roy Scheider
Mystery Channel, 2:35 Wes Craven's "New Nightmare"
Cinemax @ 2:45 Making of "Men In Black 2"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Peggy Sue Got Married"
Showtime @ 3pm "Blackwoods"
Cinemax @ 3:15 "Mission Impossible" & "In Dreams"
AMC @ 3:40 "Lassiter" (Tom Selleck) & "Dillinger"
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "The Patriot" (1998) Steven Seagal
TMC @ 7:15 "Running Red" (1998)
WB @ 8pm James Bond spoof "Austin Powers, Internat. Man Of Mystery" (1997)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am: Biography of "Nicolas Cage"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:20am "One False Move" (1991) Bill Paxton
Encore @ 8pm Escape From New York
Disney Channel, 8pm "You Wish!"
USA Network, 8pm Tom Clancy's "Patriot Games" Harrison Ford
TMC @ 9pm "Dracula 2000"
TNN @ 9pm "Kill Me Again" (1989)
TNT @ 9pm & 1am "Crocodile Dundee 2"
Sci-Fi @ 9pm "Battlefield Earth" (2000)
History Channel, 10pm & 2am "Modern Marvels: James Bond gadgets
Starz @ 10pm & 3:35am "Black Hawk Down"
MTV @ 10:30 MTV looks at The Hulk new movie
USA Network, 10:30 Blade Runner
Showtime @ 11:45 "Jeepers Creepers"
TMC @ 12:15am "Prey Of The Chameleon"
USA Network, 2am "Freaked" (1993)
HBO @ 2:35 "Kiss Of The Dragon" (Jet Li)
Bravo, 3am "The Crying Game" Who's the guy at the bar?
Cinemax @ 3am "Mission Impossible" & "Kiss Or Kill" @ 4:50
Showtime @ 3am "Opposing Force" (Tom Skerritt)
TNT @ 3am "V.I. Warshawski" (Kathleen Turner)
6/12 Thu AMC @ 7:35am Abbott & Costello Go To Mars
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Spiral Staircase" (1946)
Comedy Central, 8am "Peggy Sue Got Married" a female Back To The Future
TMC @ 8:45 "Black Sabbath" (1964) Boris Karloff
Cinemax @ 9am "She Creature"
USA Network, 10:30am "Runaway Virus"
AMC @ 1:40pm "Hard Contract" (1969) James Coburn
HBO @ 2:30 "Code Name: Wolverine"
USA Network, 2:30 "Patriot Games" (1992) Harrison Ford
Comedy Central, 3pm "Shrimp On The Barbie" (1990) Cheech Marin
Showtime, 3:30 The Gate to Hell
AMC @ 3:35 "One False Move" (1991) Bill Paxton
HBO @ 4pm & 11:50pm The Time Machine (new remake)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Dumb & Dumber" Jim Carrey followed by
"Naked Gun:From The Files of Police Squad!" (repeated 2:15am EST)
Lifetime, 7pm Danielle Steel's "Secrets" (1992) Christopher Plummer
Sci-Fi @ 7pm Robin Cook's "Invasion" (4 hours)
USA Network, 8pm "Clear & Present Danger" (1994) Harrison Ford
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of "James Coburn" followed by
"Columbo:A Trace Of Murder" (1997)
History Channel, 9pm "UFOs:What You Don't Know"
Lifetime, 9pm "Deadly Web" (1996) Ed Marinaro vs. Cybergod
TBS @ 9:15pm/12:15am EST "Heart Condition" (1990) Bob Hoskins is haunted
CBS @ 11:35 "David Letterman" guest Harrison Ford
Cinemax, 2:35am Friday the 13th, part 2
Sci-Fi @ 3am "White Dwarf"
TNT @ 4am "Circle of Iron"
AMC @ 5:45 The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (Rex Harrison & Gene)
6/13 Fri Cinemax @ 7:30am "Tarzan's New York Adventure" (1942)
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Postman Always Rings Twice" (Jack Nicholson, John Colicos)
Comedy Central, 8am "Shrimp On The Barbie" (1990)
HBO @ 8am "Enough!" An abused wife learns kung-fu
TMC @ 8am & 5pm "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
HBO @ 10am "Shallow Hal"
Cinemax @ 10:30 "Just Cause" Sean Connery
Showtime @ 11:15 "Pandemonium" (1982)
TCM @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST "My Favorite Wife" (1940)
FX @ 12pm "Kickboxer 4"
TNN @ 12pm Friday the 13th marathon: Friday the 13th part 3
followed by Friday the 13th part 4
and Friday the 13th, a New Beginning
then Friday the 13th part 6 and part 7
with Friday the 13th, Jason Takes Manhattan @ 11pm
Encore @ 1:20/4:20 EST "The Mask"
Mystery @ 1:20/4:20 EST Trenchcoat repeated 1:50am EST
USA Network @ 1:30pm "Clear & Present Danger" (Harrison Ford)
Starz @ 1:35/4:35 EST James Bond spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
Comedy Central, 3pm "All Of Me" (1984) Steve Martin's possessed!
Showtime @ 3pm "Haunted Honeymoon" (Gene Wilder)
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "Harvey" (Jimmy Stewart's invisible friend)
TMC @ 3:30pm & 4:50am Morons From Outer Space
Starz @ 3:35/6:35 EST Jetsons, the Movie
Action @ 3:45/6:45 EST "Missing In Action" repeated Sat 3:05pm EST
Cinemax @ 6pm "Weekend At Birnie's" (Terry Keiser as the loveable corpse)
TBS @ 6pm/9pm EST "Lethal Weapon" repeated 10pm/1am EST
Hallmark, 7pm "My Favorite Martian" (1999) Christopher Lloyd, Ray Walston
UPN @ 8pm (subject to change) 007 movie From Russia With Love
Pax @ 8pm "Dante's Peak" (2003) Lynda Carter
AMC @ 8pm Nightmare On Elm Street 2
HBO @ 8pm "Shallow Hal"
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "UFOs: Then & Now"
followed by "Roswell: Final Declassification"
Sci-Fi @ 8pm Stargate 7th-season Preview followed by
Two new Stargate episodes
MTV @ 8:30pm Making of the new Incredible Hulk movie
Starz @ 8:35/11:35 EST James Bond spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
AMC @ 9:55 Halloween 4, The Return of Michael Myers
Cinemax @ 10pm "Queen Of The Damned"
AMC @ 11:45pm & 1:45am Tales From The Crypt episodes
AMC @ 12:15am "Curse Of The Swamp Creature" (1966) John Agar
Showtime, 12:30 "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
HBO @ 12:45 "Day The World Ended"
AMC @ 2:15 "Hunchback of Notre Dame" (1939)
HBO @ 2:15 "The Mangler 2" (2001)
Bravo @ 2:30 The Stepfather (1987) he's got an ax to grind
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "Angel On My Shoulder" (1946) Claude Rains
USA Network, 3:30 Mosquito big suckers
Action @ 3:45/6:45am EST Black Hole
HBO @ 3:55 Halloween, the Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Encore @ 4:05/7:05 EST "I Love Trouble"
Mystery @ 4:30/7:30am EST "Revenge of Frankenstein"
Showtime @ 5:05 "The Sum Of All Fears"
Starz @ 5:40/8:40am EST "Problem Child"
6/14 Sat Showtime, 7:15am & 4:30pm "I Love Trouble" (1994)
Cinemax @ 9am 8:30pm "Mission Impossible" (Tom Cruise)
Sci-Fi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode/movie
Hallmark, 10am "My Favorite Martian" (1999) Christopher Lloyd, Ray Walston
TMC @ 10:05am & 7pm "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson) repeated 4:05am
Comedy Central, 11am "All Of Me" (1984) Steve Martin's possessed!
Cinemax @ 11am & 12:30am "Collateral Damage" (Schwarzenegger)
Sci-Fi @ 11am Movie marathon starting with "Fallout"
TBS @ 11am/2pm EST "Fallen" (1998) Denzel Washington
followed by "Evil Never Dies" (2003) wierd Frankenstein remake
FX @ noon "Diabolique" (1996)
TCM @ 1:15/4:15pm EST "Ransom" (1956) Glenn Ford
Disney Channel, 2pm "Kazaam" (1996) Shaq as a genie
Cinemax @ 2:30 Making of "Men In Black 2"
USA Network, 3pm "Crocodile 2: Death Swamp" (2001)
TNT @ 4pm "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986) Clint Eastwood
TBS @ 4pm/7pm EST "Lock Up" (1989) Stallone vs sadistic warden
Cinemax @ 4:40 "Judge Dredd" (Stallone) repeated Wed 11:30am
TNN @ 5pm "Soldier Boyz" (1996)
USA Network, 5pm "Rats" (1999)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Secret Life Of Walter Mitty" (1947)
followed by "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad World" (1963)
AMC @ 5:35pm & 12am "The Eiger Sanction" (1975) Clint Eastwood
TBS @ 6pm/9pm EST "The Patriot" (1998) Steven Seagal
HBO @ 6:30 "Cats & Dogs" Jeff Goldblum Bad, bad talking-cat
TNT @ 6:30 "The Perfect Storm" (2000)
Showtime, 6:45 "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver)
Sci-Fi @ 7pm Operation Sandman: Warriors In Hell
USA Network, 7pm "Spiders 2" (2000) & "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"
FX @ 7:30 "X-Men" (2000)
WB @ 8pm "Basic Instinct" (1992) Sharon Stone
Family Channel, 8pm "The Karate Kid" (1984) Pat Morita
followed by "The Next Karate Kid" (1994)
HBO @ 8pm & 4:35am "Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones"
VH1 @ 8pm & 1:30am "Wild Things"
AMC @ 10:05 Highlander (1986) Sean Connery
Cinemax, 10:30 "Men In Black 2"
Hallmark, 12am-3am Hitchcock Presents episodes
TBS @ 12am/3am EST "Silent Rage" (1982) Chuck Norris
HBO @ 12:15 "Kiss Of The Dragon" (2001) Jet Li, Bridget Fonda
TNT @ 1:30 "Conspiracy Theory" repeated Sun 12:30pm
HBO @ 2am "Not Another Teen Movie" (2001)
TMC @ 6am "Pajama Party" (Tommy Kirk as the Martian)
TBS @ 6:30/9:30 EST "The Craft" (1996) teen witches
6/15 Sun: Cinemax @ 9:05 "Dear God" (Tim Conway)
TMC @ 10:20am "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Encore @ 10:30 EST "Mannequin"
Action @ 10:50 EST "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"
Action @ 11:10 EST V: The Final Battle (5 hours)
Encore @ 11:15am/2:15pm EST Escape From New York, repeated 12am EST
followed by "Mr Destiny"
AMC @ 11:20am "Enter The Dragon" Bruce Lee
Comedy Central, noon "Vice Versa" (Judge Reinhold & Fred Savage switch minds)
USA Network, noon Coneheads
Sci-Fi @ 1pm Stephen King's "The Shining" (4-hour remake)
AMC @ 1:30 Highlander (1986) Sean Connery
WGN @ 2pm/5pm EST "Carpool" (1996) Dad & screaming kids vs. bank robber
TBS @ 2:30/5:30 EST "Lethal Weapon 4" (Mel Gibson, Jet Li) repeated 3am EST
Cinemax, 2:35 "Navy SEALs" & "Kung Pow:Enter The Fist"
Showtime, 2:35 "Spy Kids"
TMC @ 3:15 "Company Man" (comedy) Sigourney Weaver
AMC @ 3:25 & 11:50 Jaws
TNT @ 3:30 "Sleeping With The Enemy" (1991)
Comedy Central, 4pm "The Super" (Joe Pesci)
USA Network, 4pm "The Nutty Professor" (1996)
TMC @ 4:45 "The Santa Clause" (Tim Allen)
FX @ 5pm "X-Men" (2000)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Lethal Weapon 2" (Mel Gibson) shown twice in a row
HBO @ 5:30 "Ice Age" (CGI)
TNT @ 5:30 & 10:30 "The Net"
Comedy Central, 6pm "Back To School" (Rodney Dangerfield)
Fox @ 7pm - new episode of "Futurama"
Hallmark, 7pm "Overboard" (Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn)
Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Firestarter Rekindled (2002, 4-hour)
FX @ 7:30 & 11pm "Ransom" (1996 remake)
AMC @ 8pm "High Plains Drifter" & "Joe Kidd" (Clint Eastwood)
USA Network, 8pm & 10:30 "Meet The Parents" (2000) Robert De Niro
A&E @ 9pm & 1am "Fatal Attraction" she won't be IGNORED
Cinemax @ 10pm "8-Legged Freaks"
TBS @ 10pm/1am EST "Lethal Weapon" (1987) Danny Glover, Gary Busey
Action @ 10pm EST "Druids" repeated 3:45am
TMC @ 12am "Another 48 Hours"
Showtime, 12:30 "Americam Psycho 2"
Sci-Fi @ 1am Doctor Who (1996)
TNT @ 1am "Absolute Power" (Clint Eastwood)
TMC @ 1:35 "Bad Company"
Showtime, 2am "Back Lot Murders"
Action @ 2:45/5:45 EST "My Other Wheelchair Is A Porsche"
followed by "Patton" & "Kull the Conqueror"
Sci-Fi, 3am "Gene Roddenbury's SPECTRE" (1977)
TNT @ 3:30am "The Client"
HBO @ 3:35 "The Sweetest Thing" & "No Way Out"
Showtime @ 3:35 "Heartbreakers" & "Spy Kids"
Mystery @ 5am EST "The Wrong Box" (a coffin)
Encore @ 6:05/9:05 EST "Tough Guys" & "Apollo 13"
6/16 Mon: Cinemax @ 6:15 "It Came From Hollywood" (1982) Dan Aykroyd
followed by Buffy The Vampire Slayer @ 7:35am
Comedy Central, 8am "The Super" (Joe Pesci)
HBO @ 8:30am & 4:30pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
USA Network, 8:30am & 3pm - Arnold in Twins
AMC @ 9:35 "The Nutty Professor" (1963) Jerry Lewis
TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "Doorway To Hell" (1930)
HBO @ 11am "Code Name Wolverine"
Encore @ 11:50/2:50pm EST "Aliens"
AMC @ 11:55 "She-Devil" (1989) Roseanne Barr
Action @ 12:50/3:50 EST "Kull The Conqueror" (a Conan copy) repeated 11:35 EST
followed by "Patton"
HBO @ 1pm & 9pm The Time Machine (new remake)
Showtime, 1:15 "The Opportunists" (Christopher Walken)
Starz @ 2pm EST "13 Days"
Comedy Central, 3pm Men At Work (Charlie Sheen)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "U.S. Marshalls" Tommy Lee Jones
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Fail-Safe" (Moscow accidentally nuked)
Starz @ 8pm EST "Evita" (Hillary Clinton banned it from the Whitehouse)
Action @ 5:20/8:20 EST Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Cinemax @ 6pm "The Mothman Prophecies" & "Men In Black 2"
TBS @ 7:45/10:45 EST Top Gun (Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:55am George Lucas' American Graffiti
Comedy Central, 8pm "White Men Can't Jump" (1992)
Disney Channel, 8pm "Zenon, The Zequel"
Showtime, 8:25pm & 5:55am "Legally Blond"
Mystery @ 8:30/11:30 EST Night Of The Living Dead
Cinemax @ 10pm "Tombstone" (Kurt Russell as Earp)
History Channel, 11pm "History's Mysteries" looks at freaks
Showtime @ 11pm "Lara Croft, Tomb Raider"
TMC @ 12:30am Allen Funt's R-rated "What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?" (1970)
HBO @ 12:35 "Super Troopers"
Encore @ 1am/4am EST "Pandemonium"
Mystery @ 1:45/4:45 EST Last Man On Earth (Vampires take over)
Starz @ 1:50am EST "The Prophecy"
TNT @ 2am The Guyver & "Guyver 2"
Starz @ 3:30am EST "Mulholland Drive"
Encore @ 4:10/7:10 EST Back To The Future, Part 2
followed by Wierd Al in "UHF"
TMC @ 6:45am "Dr Phibes Rises Again" (Vincent Price)
Starz @ 6:45/9:45 EST "Undercover Brother"
6/17 Tue: Cinemax @ 7:30am "King Solomon's Mines"
Showtime @ 7:30 "Blackwoods"
Starz @ 8:15/11:15 EST Bill Murray gets "Scrooged"
USA Network, 9am "Leap Of Faith" Steve Martin, Debra Winger
Mystery @ 9:05am/12:05 EST "Wes Craven's New Nightmare," repeated 9:50pm EST
Action @ 10:20am/1:20 EST Darkman (repeated in 7 hours)
followed by Planet Of The Apes
and then Tron @ 2pm/5pm EST
AMC @ 9:25 Mel Brooks' "The Producers" (1968) It's springtime for Hitler!
HBO @ 9:30 "The Cat's Meow" (2002)
TCM @ 9:30/12:30 EST "Hot Rods To Hell" (1967) The hills have eyes
TMC @ 10am & 7:05pm Bill Murray gets "Scrooged"
USA Network, 11am "Housesitter" Goldie Hawn won't be ignored
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm Twilight Zone 1-hour episodes
HBO @ 11:30am & 8:30pm "Star Wars Episode 2: Send In The Clones"
Starz @ 2pm/5pm EST Jetsons: The Movie
followed by "The Good Son"
Comedy Central, 3pm "White Men Can't Jump" (1992)
TMC @ 3:30 & 11pm "The Others" (Nicole Kidman)
Cinemax @ 3:45 "The Fifth Element"
Showtime @ 3:45 "Haunted Honeymoon" (Gene Wilder)
Encore @ 3:45 EST Great Balls Of Fire!
HBO @ 5pm Canadian Bacon (US declares war on Canada)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST The Peacemaker (1997)
followed by "In The Line Of Fire" Clint Eastwood vs John Malkovich
TMC @ 5:30 "The Tomorrow Man" (Corbin Bernsen)
HBO @ 6:45 "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Secret KGB UFO Files" (2 hours)
Showtime, 7pm "The Gift"
Starz @ 7:15/10:15pm EST "Undercover Brother"
Starz @ 8:45/11:45pm EST Jurassic Park 3 repeated 4:20/7:20am EST
Mystery, 8:45/11:45 EST "The Killer Next Door"
Hallmark @ 9pm "Overboard" Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn
TNN @ 9pm "Scarface" (1983) dir. Brian DePalma
TBS @ 10:15/1:15 EST The Delta Force Chuck Norris vs Arabs
VH1 @ 11pm Wierd Al TV
Action @ 11:45pm/2:45 EST Darkman
Cinemax @ 1am "Supreme Sanction" (Kristy Swanson)
HBO @ 1:35 "Frailty" (Bill Paxton)
Cinemax @ 2:35 "She-Creature" (2001)
Showtime @ 4am "R.O.T.O.R."
TNT @ 4am John Carpenter's "Eyes Of Laura Mars" (1978)
Mystery @ 4:45/7:45 EST Revenge Of Frankenstein
followed by "Love Bites" & "Shadow Chasers"
AMC @ 5:50 "The 3 Faces Of Eve" (1957)
6/18 Wed: Action @ 7:10/10:10 EST "Enemy Mine" repeated 10pm EST
Showtime, 7:30am "My Mom's A Werewolf" (1989) John Saxon
TMC @ 7:45am & 3:35pm "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1993)
Cinemax, 8:20 Bill Murray is "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (1997)
Action @ 9am/12pm EST Black Hole
Cinemax, 10am & 10pm "Men In Black 2"
Cinemax, 11:30 "Judge Dredd" (Stallone)
Action, 12:10/3:10 EST "Pearl Harbor"
Showtime, 12:45 "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
Starz @ 1:05/4:05pm EST Jurassic Park 3
Mystery @ 1:15/4:15 EST "Love Bites"
Encore @ 2:40/5:40 EST "Dirty Harry"
VH1 @ 3:30pm Wierd Al TV
Mystery @ 5pm/8pm EST "Revenge" repeated 1:35am EST
Action @ 5:05/8:05 EST "Neon City"
Showtime, 6pm "Hackers"
TBS @ 6pm/9pm EST "Lethal Weapon 2" repeated 11:30pm EST
Sci-Fi @ 7pm Batman
Cinemax, 7:30 "A.I. - Artificial Intelligence"
Bravo, 8pm & 3am "Firefox" (Clint Eastwood steals Russia's hypersonic fighter)
Showtime, 8pm & 5am "Heartbreakers" (comedy) Sigourney Weaver
USA Network, 8pm "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4" Sigourney Weaver
Lifetime, 9pm "Presumed Innocent" (Harrison Ford)
TNT @ 9pm "An Innocent Man" (Tom Selleck)
AMC @ 9:55pm & 1:45am "High Plains Drifter" (Clint Eastwood)
Sci-Fi, 10pm & 2am Hulk: The Lowdown
TBS @ 10:30/1:30 EST "To Live & Die In L.A." (1985)
USA Network, 10:30 "Species 2" (1998)
Bravo @ 11pm "Raising Arizona" (1987)
FX @ 11:30pm "Kiss Of Death" (1995)
VH1 @ midnight Wierd Al TV
Hallmark @ midnight two Banacek movies
TMC @ 12:45 "Sinful Deeds"
Action @ 12:45/3:45 EST "My Other Wheelchair Is A Porsche"
followed by "The Heist" & "Battle In Outer Space"
Showtime, 1:15am Return of the Living Dead
USA Network, 2am "Murder In Mind" (1996)
TMC @ 2:15 "The Suicide Club"
HBO @ 2:45 "Day The World Ended"
Cinemax, 3:30 "Queen Of The Damned"
AMC @ 3:40 "The Flim-Flam Man" (1967) George C. Scott
Action @ 4:40/7:40 EST "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
TCM @ 5:15/8:15am EST Julie (1956) 100% Weird
6/19 Thu: Action @ 6:20/9:20 EST "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" repeated 4:40pm EST
AMC @ 7:30am "Mirage" (1965) Gregory Peck
Starz @ 8am/11am EST "Austin Powers In Goldmember" 007 spoof
USA Network, 9am "Meteor Man" (Robert Townsend)
Cinemax, 9:05 "Kung Pow, Enter The Fist"
HBO @ 10:30am & 9pm "Ice Age" (CGI)
Cinemax, 10:30 "Weekend At Bernie's" Terry Kieser as the loveable corpse
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm "Buck Rogers" episodes
Encore, 1:15/4:15 EST "Supercop" & "Mr. Destiny"
FX @ Noon "Kiss Of Death" (1995)
Showtime, 12pm "Illegally Yours" (Rob Lowe)
TMC @ 12pm & 9pm "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
Cinemax, 12:05 Making Of "Men In Black 2"
followed by "Mission Impossible" (repeated 10pm)
USA Network, 2pm "Species 2"
Cinemax, 2:30 "Deceived" (John Heard, Goldie Hawn)
Comedy Central, 3pm "What Planet Are You From?" (2000)
Action @ 3:20/6:20 EST "Flash Gordon" repeated 1am/4am EST
HBO @ 4pm & 12am "Shallow Hal"
Showtime, 4pm "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"
AMC @ 4:05 "Strange Invaders" (1983)
Sci-Fi, 5pm Hulk: The Lowdown
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Glimmer Man" repeated in 4 hours
Starz @ 5pm/8pm EST "Austin Powers In Goldmember" 007 spoof
Action @ 5:20/8:20 EST "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
Lifetime, 7pm "A Nightmare Come True" (1997)
Sci-Fi, 7pm "Hell Swarm" (2000)
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "The Patriot" (1998) Steven Seagal
Action, 7pm/10pm EST V: The Final Battle
HBO @ 7:30 "Cats & Dogs" Bad, bad talking-cat
Showtime, 7:30 "Jeepers Creepers"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:20am "Von Ryan's Express" (1965)
WB @ 8pm "Dumb & Dumber" (1994) Jim Carrey
FX @ 8pm & 11:30 "Grumpy Old Men" (1993)
Bravo, 8pm & 10pm "Gorky Park" (1983)
Oxygen, 8pm "Body Heat" (1981) William Hurt, repeated Fri 1pm
A&E @ 9pm & 1am "Columbo:Ashes To Ashes" (1998) Patrick McGoohan
Lifetime, 9pm "Face Of Evil" (1996)
Sci-Fi @ 9pm "Event Horizon" (1997)
Showtime, 9pm "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
USA Network, 9pm "Next Friday" (2000) Ice Cube
TBS @ 11pm/2am EST "Next Of Kin" (1989) Patrick Swayze
Mystery, 2am/5am EST "The Jigsaw Man" repeated Fri 11:50pm EST
Bravo, 3am "Eyewitness" (1981) Sigourney Weaver
Sci-Fi, 3am "The Incredible Shrinking Man" (1957)
Action @ 3am/6am EST "Goliath Awaits"
Cinemax, 3:50 Children Of The Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice
Mystery, 4:15/7:15 EST Agatha Christie's "13 At Dinner"
Starz @ 4:45/7:45 EST "Undercover Brother"
followed by Love Potion #9 @ 6:20/9:20 EST
Encore @ 6am/9am EST "The Mummy Returns" repeated 5:45pm EST
6/20 Fri Action @ 6:20/9:20 EST "Spacehunter: Adv In The Forbidden Zone" repeated 5pm EST
TMC @ 6:35am & 1:45pm "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" (comedy) Gene Wilder
AMC @ 7:20am "Goodbye Charlie" (Tony Curtis is reincarnated as a woman)
HBO @ 7:30 "Code Name: Wolverine"
Mystery, 7:35/10:35 EST "The Jigsaw Man" repeated 11:50pm EST
Comedy Central, 8am Penn & Teller Get Killed
TMC @ 8:30am & 3:30pm Bill Murray gets "Scrooged"
HBO @ 9:30 Canadian Bacon (1995)
Encore @ 9:40am/12:40 EST "The Jerk" (Steve Martin)
Sci-Fi @ 10am - movie marathon starts with "Superman" (Christopher Reeve)
Family Channel, 11am Addams Family Reunion (1998)
Cinemax, 11am & 8:15pm "8-Legged Freaks"
HBO @ 11:15 "Kingdom Come"
Encore, 11:15am/2:15 EST Escape From New York
AMC @ 11:40 "Hellcats Of The Navy" (1957) Nancy & Ronald Reagan
TMC @ 12:15, 9pm & 3:30am "Kill Me Later"
Mystery, 1:20/4:20 EST Agatha Christie's "13 At Dinner" repeated 1:30am EST
Starz @ 1:35/4:35 EST "Undercover Brother" repeated 11:30 EST
USA Network, 2pm "Next Friday" (2000) Ice Cube
Cinemax, 2:30 "Inferno" (Ray Liotta)
Comedy Central, 3pm "Born In East L.A." (Cheech Marin)
Bravo @ 4pm "Eyewitness" (William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver)
HBO @ 4:30 "Better Off Dead"
Mystery, 5pm/8pm EST "Man With One Red Shoe" repeated 5:35am EST
Encore @ 5pm/8pm EST "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" repeated Sat 1:30pm EST
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST Frankenstein (1931) followed by
Donovan's Brain (1953)
"The Invisible Man" (1933)
"Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde" (1941)
"The Satan Bug" (1965)
"A Bullet For Joey" (1955)
Showtime @ 5:15 "Spy Kids"
AMC @ 5:35 "Von Ryan's Express" (1965)
Sci-Fi @ 7pm Incredible Hulk: The Lowdown
FX @ 8pm & 12am "Firestorm" (1998)
AMC @ 8pm "Enter The Dragon" Bruce Lee's final film
Family Channel, 8pm "Love At First Bite" (Dracula in N.Y.)
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "The Fan" (1996)
Encore, 8:40/11:40 EST Tales From The Crypt:Bordello of Blood
TNT @ 9pm Malice (1993)
Bravo @ 10pm & 2am "Dressed To Kill" (Brian DePalma)
USA Network, 10pm - new ep of "Monk"
AMC @ 10:10 Highlander (1986) Sean Connery
TBS @ 10:30pm/1:30 EST Child's Play Chuckie's back!
TNT @ 11:15 "Devil In A Blue Dress" (1995)
Mystery, 11:30/1:30 EST Agatha Christie's "13 At Dinner"
Bravo @ 12am & 4am "Jack's Back" (the Ripper)
AMC @ 12:05 & 3:20 Tales From The Crypt episodes
AMC @ 12:35 Rosemary's Baby This is no dream
Starz, 1:35/4:35am EST "Evita" (Hillary Clinton banned it from the Whitehouse)
Cinemax @ 1:40 "Angel Eyes" (Jennifer Lopez)
USA Network, 3am "I.Q." (1994)
AMC @ 3:50 "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors" (Peter Cushing)
Showtime, 4:35 "Mimic 2" (2001)
Action @ 4:35/7:35 EST "Vibes" & "Farewell To The King"
TCM @ 5:15/8:15 EST "The Alphabet Murders" (Agatha Christie spoof)
TNT @ 6am "Devil In A Blue Dress"
6/21 Sat Cinemax @ 7am "Firewalker" (Chuck Norris)
TMC @ 7:05 "Along Came A Spider" repeated 1am
Showtime @ 7:30 "Haunted Honeymoon" (1986)
TBS @ 8am/11am EST "Dead Calm" (Billy Zane)
Mystery @ 8am/11am EST "Murder In 3 Acts"
HBO @ 8:15 The Time Machine (2002 remake)
Sci-Fi @ 9am - sorry, no Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie this week
Sci-Fi @ 10am Hulk: The Lowdown, repeated Sun 11pm
TNT @ 10am "Heat" repeated 6am
Cinemax @ 10:45 "Protection" (Stephen Baldwin)
Showtime, 10:45 "Hackers" (1995)
Comedy Central, 11am "Born In East L.A." (Cheech Marin)
HBO @ 11am "Ice Age" (CGI)
Sci-Fi @ 11am Howling 3: The Marsupials & "Howling 4"
USA Network, 11am "Buried Alive" & "Buried Alive 2"
VH1 @ 11am Weird Al Presents:Al TV
TMC @ 11:05am & 9pm "The Others" repeated Wed & Thu
HBO @ 1pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone" repeated Wed
Lifetime, 1pm "The Burning Bed" (Farrah Fawcett)
TNT @ 1pm "Heaven's Prisoners" (Alec Baldwin)
Starz @ 1:30/4:30pm EST RoboCop 3
AMC @ 2pm "Enter The Dragon" Bruce Lee
Disney Channel, 2pm & 8pm "RocketMan" (a wacky comedy)
Bravo, 2:30 "Gorky Park" William Hurt, Lee Marvin
Showtime, 2:45 "Lara Croft:Tomb Raider"
Sci-Fi @ 3pm Howling 7: New Moon Rising
TNT @ 3:15 Malice (Alec Baldwin)
AMC @ 4:10 "One False Move" (Bill Paxton)
Starz, 5pm/8pm EST "The Bourne Identity" (2002) Matt Damon
Bravo @ 5pm "Jack's Back" The Ripper
Lifetime, 5pm "The Haunting Of Lisa" (1996)
Sci-Fi @ 5pm Project Metalbeast
USA Network, 5pm "Meet The Parents" repeated Mon
TNT @ 5:30 "Proof Of Life" repeated Sun 12:30pm
AMC @ 6pm Highlander (Sean Connery)
Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Dog Soldiers" (werewolves)
USA Network, 7:30 "Cape Fear" (1991)
WB @ 8pm "Hand That Rocks The Cradle" Rebecca DeMornay
AMC @ 8pm "Romancing The Stone" (remake of Trenchcoat)
TNT @ 8pm "The Edge" (1997) Anthony Hopkins
Cinemax, 8:15 "Queen Of The Damned"
6/23 Mon Action @ 1:20am Rambo 3 in Afghanistan
followed by Tron, Fuzzy Logic & "Enemy Mine"
TMC @ 3:50am "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" Grim Reaper: Wm. Sadler
Encore @ 5:05am "Pandemonium"
Cinemax @ 5:10 "Das Boot"
HBO @ 7am "Turbo:A Power Rangers Movie"
Action @ 7:10/10:10 V: The Final Battle (5 hours)
Comedy Central, 8am "Very Bad Things" (1998)
Showtime, 8am "My Mom's A Werewolf" (1989) John Saxon
USA Network, 8am "Cop Land" (Sheriff Stallone vs corrupt cops)
Cinemax, 8:40am & 6pm "Mission: Impossible"
HBO @ 8:45 "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
Showtime, 9:30 "Born Losers" (Tom Laughlin) Billy Jack vs. bikers
USA Network, 10am "Cape Fear"
Sci-Fi 11am-4pm "Something Is Out There" marathon
HBO @ Noon "Ice Age" (CGI)
TMC @ 12:25 "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor
HBO @ 1:30 Canadian Bacon (US declares war on Canada)
Lifetime, 2pm "A Face To Die For" (1996)
Cinemax, 2:30 "Real Genius"
AMC @ 2:50 Hitchcock's "Charade" (1963)
Comedy Central, 3pm "7 Girlfriends" (1999) Tim Daly
Action @ 3:20/6:20 EST "Flash Gordon" repeated 3:30am EST
Bravo @ 4pm "Mary Reilly" (maid for Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde)
Cinemax @ 4:15 "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" Judge Doom: Christopher Lloyd
TMC @ 4:15 "Pajama Party" (1964) Tommy Kirk as the Martian
Action @ 4:35/7:35pm EST "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
Starz @ 5pm/8pm EST Monsters, Inc
AMC @ 5:20 "Ghost" (1990) you in danger, girl
Showtime, 6:25 "Clockstoppers" (fantasy)
USA Network, 6:30 "Meet The Parents" (2000) Robert DeNiro
TMC @ 7:15 RoboCop 3: The Ninja
TBS @ 7:45/10:45 EST "The Crush" (1993)
Comedy Central, 8pm "Spies Like Us" (1985) John Landis
Disney Channel, 8pm "Kazaam" Shaq O'Neal as a genie
Bravo @ 9pm "Quick Change" (1990) Bill Murray, Randy Quaid
History Channel, 9pm "Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked" inc. Batman
repeated @ 1am
Starz @ 10pm/1am EST "Black Hawk Down" repeated Tue 1am EST
Cinemax @ 10pm "Navy SEALs" (Charlie Sheen)
History Channel, 11pm "History's Mysteries" looks at Devil's Island
Showtime, 11pm "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
followed by "Road Ends" (Dennis Hopper, Peter Coyote)
TMC @ 11pm "Unforgettable" (Ray Liotta)
Action @ 11:30 EST "Neon City"
TNT @ 2am "Harry & The Hendersons" John Lithgow's Big Foot
TMC @ 2:45 "Man's Best Friend" (Ally Sheedy)
Starz @ 2:45/5:45 EST "13 Days" repeated Tue 5:30pm EST
Showtime, 3:05 "Pumpkinhead" (1988)
TNT @ 4am "Batteries Not Included" (Joe Bob hated this one)
Showtime, 6:30 "I Love Trouble" (Nick Nolte)
Cinemax @ 6:45 "Masters Of The Universe"
AMC @ 6:55 "Bedazzled"
6/24 Tue Action @ 7:15/10:15am EST "Pearl Harbor" repeated 10pm EST & 5:50am EST
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Blue Thunder" (1983) Malcolm McDowell
HBO @ 8am "Shallow Hal"
USA Network, 8:30 Zapped Again
AMC @ 8:50 "The Incredible Shrinking Woman"
TMC @ 10am & 9pm "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
USA Network, 10:30 "Revenge Of The Nerds 3"
Family Channel, 11am "Ice Angel" (2000)
Sci-Fi 11am-4pm Quantum Leap marathon (Scott Bacula)
Cinemax @ Noon & 10pm "Men In Black 2"
Action @ 12:05/3:05 EST "Missing In Action" repeated 1:05am EST
AMC @ 12:30 "Titanic" (1953) the ship sank
HBO @ 1pm "The Gun In Betty Lou's Handbag" repeated Fri
Showtime, 2pm "Illegally Yours" (Rob Lowe)
AMC @ 2:25 "The Hindenburg" George C. Scott vs Nazis
USA Network, 2:30 "Meet The Parents" (2000) Robert DeNiro
Encore, 3:20/6:20 EST "Mannequin" & "I Love Trouble"
Cinemax, 3:30 "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (Bill Murray)
Bravo @ 4pm "Quick Change" (Bill Murray)
Showtime, 4pm "I Love Trouble" (Nick Nolte)
AMC @ 5:05 Irwin Allen's "Earthquake" (1974)
Cinemax, 5:05 "Inferno" (Ray Liotta)
HBO @ 5:30 "Shallow Hal"
Encore, 7:05/10:05 EST "The Princess Bride" & "If Looks Could Kill"
Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Roswell Crash:Startling New Evidence" (2 hours)
followed by "Out Of The Blue" (2 hours)
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Stripes" (1981) Bill Murray
followed by "Burglar" (Whoopi Goldberg)
TNN @ 9pm "Kickboxer" Jean Claude Van Damme
AMC @ 9:55 Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
Bravo @ 11:30 "Manhunter"
TMC @ 1am "Hangman" (Lou Diamond Phillips)
Showtime, 2am "Dark Angel" (Dolph Lundgren)
TNT @ 2am "The Lost Boys" (1987) those blood suckers
AMC @ 2:20 Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
Starz @ 4:30/7:30 EST "Austin Powers In Goldmember" James Bond spoof
Cinemax, 5:10 "Ginger Snaps" because she's a werewolf
Encore, 6:40/9:40 EST Back To The Future Part 2, repeated Wed
6/25 Wed Cinemax, 7am "Ernest Scared Stupid" Halloween 3 spoof
Mystery, 7:15 Agatha Christie's "13 At Dinner"
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "TimeAfterTime.html">Time After Time H G Wells vs Jack The Ripper
Starz @ 11am "Undercover Brother" repeated 8pm
Cinemax, 8:30am "Angel Eyes" (Jennifer Lopez)
Action @ 9am/Noon EST Darkman repeated 6:40pm EST & 1:30am EST
HBO @ 9am & 6pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
USA Network, 9am "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Cinemax, 10:30 "Miracle On 34th Street" (1994 remake)
Encore, 10am/1pm EST "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" repeated 10pm EST
USA Network, 11am "Satan's School For Girls" (2000)
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm In Search Of marathon
Encore, 11:35am/2:35 EST "Supercop"
TMC @ Noon & 9pm "The Others" repeated 5:45am
Mystery, 12:15 & 8pm The Dead Zone
Action, 12:15/3:15 EST "Under Siege" repeated 10pm EST
HBO @ 2pm & 12am "Star Wars Episode II:Attack Of The Clones"
Showtime, 2:30 "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"
Comedy Central, 3pm "2001: A Space Travesty" (Leslie Nielsen)
Encore, 3:10/6:10 EST Back To The Future Part 2
Starz @ 6:15 "Austin Powers In Goldmember" repeated 12:35am EST
TMC @ 3:30 "Lone Wolf"
Bravo, 4pm "Manhunter" (1986, remade as "Red Dragon")
Cinemax, 4pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Showtime, 4:15 "Imposter"
HBO @ 4:30 "Ice Age" (CGI)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "City Heat" Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds
Encore, 5pm/8pm EST "Blink"
Cinemax, 5:30 "She Creature" (2001)
Showtime, 6pm "Lara Croft:Tomb Raider"
AMC @ 8pm & 11:50 "Joe Kidd" (1972) Clint Eastwood
Showtime, 8pm "The Sum Of All Fears" (2002)
USA Network, 8pm "Raw Deal" (1986) Schwarzenegger
VH1 @ 8pm "Risky Business" (1983) Tom Cruise
Sci-Fi, 9pm Body Snatchers (1993)
TNN @ 9pm "Cyborg" (Jean Claude Van Damme)
TNT @ 9pm "Second Nature" (2003) Alec Baldwin
Mystery, 9:50 Night Of The Living Dead
HBO @ 10pm "On The Record w/Bob Costas" guest Arnold Schwarzenegger
USA Network, 10pm "Black Dog" (1998) Patrick Swayze
Encore, 10:30/1:30 EST "Flatliners"
TMC @ 10:45 "Another 48 Hours"
TNT @ 11pm "Second Nature"
Starz, 2:15 "The Invisible Circus"
TBS @ 12am/3am EST "Ruthless People" (1986) Danny DeVito
VH1 @ 1am Wierd Al Presents: AL-TV
Mystery, 1:15 "Black Widow"
AMC @ 1:45 "The Comancheros" (1961) John Wayne, repeated Thu 6pm
Cinemax, 2am "Extreme Justice" (Lou Diamond Phillips)
TNT @ 2am Beetlejuice!
Cinemax, 3:35 "The Mothman Prophecies"
TNT @ 4am Dracula: Dead & Loving It
Action, 4am/7am EST "Ravagers" repeated Thursday
HBO @ 4:15 "Super Troopers" (Lynda Carter)
Cinemax, 5:35 "American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt"
Showtime, 5:35 "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider"
Starz @ 6am "The Princess Diaries"
AMC @ 6:45 "Send Me No Flowers" (a hypochondriac thinks he's dying)
6/26 Thu: Mystery, 7am & 4:15pm "Love Bites"
Encore, 7:30/10:30 EST "The Mummuy Returns" repeated 8pm EST
TMC @ 7:45am "Avalanche Alley"
Comedy Central, 8am "2001: A Space Travesty" (Leslie Nielsen)
Mystery, 8:40am & 10:05pm "Spy Hard"
USA Network, 9am "Ringmaster"
TMC @ 9:15am & 4:15pm "Critical Condition" (Richard Pryor)
HBO @ 11am "Flight Of The Intruder"
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm Fantasy Island (Malcolm McDowell version)
USA Network, 11am "Black Dog" (see above)
FX @ Noon Big Trouble In Little China
Action, 12:15/3:15pm EST "Ravagers" repeated 1:05am
Mystery, 12:20 & 8pm "The Russia House" (Sean Connery)
TMC @ 12:45pm "Bandido" (1956) Robert Mitchum
HBO @ 1pm "Kingdom Come" LL Cool J
Cinemax, 1pm "Dear God" (Greg Kinnear, Tim Conway)
Action, 1:50/4:50 EST "Goliath Awaits"
Lifetime, 2pm Danielle Steel's "Kaleidoscope" (Perry King)
USA Network, 2pm "Raw Deal" (1986) Schwarzenegger
Starz @ 2:30 "The Princess Diaries"
TMC @ 2:30 & 9pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Hudson Hawk" (1991) repeated 8am
Cinemax, 3pm "Solo" (1996)
Encore, 3:05/6:05 EST "Jumpin' Jack Flash" (Whoopi Goldberg)
Showtime, 3:30 "The Opportunists" (Christopher Walken)
VH1 @ 6pm "Risky Business" (1983) Tom Cruise
HBO @ 6:15 "Angels In The Outfield" (Danny Glover)
Sci-Fi @ 7pm The Flintstones
Encore, 7:15/10:15 EST "Pet Sematary 2" & Apollo 13
TMC @ 7:30 "Kill Me Later"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:20am "The Eiger Connection" (Clint Eastwood)
Family Channel, 8pm "Forever Young" (Mel Gibson)
TNT @ 8pm "Soldier" (Kurt Russell)
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Cliffhanger" (Stallone) repeated 12:15/3:15am
HBO @ 9pm "Frailty" (Bill Paxton)
USA Network, 9pm "For Richer or Poorer" Tim Allen, Kirstie Alley
Cinemax, 10pm "Love & A Bullet"
TNN @ 10pm "Ren & Stimpy Adult Cartoon Party"
TBS @ 10:15/1:15 EST "Firestarter" Drew Barrymore, George C. Scott
TNN @ 10:30 "Gary The Rat" (1st ep)
HBO @ 10:45 Making of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
TMC @ 10:45 "Chasing Sleep" (thriller)
TNN @ 11pm Stan Lee's "Stripperella" (1st ep) v.o. Pamela Anderson
Cinemax, 11:30 "Queen Of The Damned"
NBC Tonight Show - guest is Schwarzenegger of Terminator
CBS Letterman - guest is Drew Barrymore of Doppelganger
Hallmark, 12am-3am "Banacek" movies
Action, 12:40/3:40 EST "My Other Wheelchair Is A Porsche"
Mystery, 1:15 "The Island"
TNT @ 2am Red Dawn the Commies take over Colorado
Starz @ 2am "Mulholland Drive"
Action, 2:45/5:45 EST "Battle In Outer Space"
HBO @ 2:55 "Not Another Teen Movie"
Sci-Fi, 3am Poe's The Pit & The Pendulum (Vincent Price)
Encore, 3am/6am EST "Metropolis"
TCM @ 3am/6am EST - murder-mystery marathon, 5 movies
Showtime, 4:15 "Killer Instinct"
Action, 4:15/7:15 EST "Pearl Harbor" repeated 6:50pm EST
Cinemax, 5:30 "The Believers" (1987) Martin Sheen
TMC @ 5:55 "Critical Condition" (Richard Pryor)
Mystery, 6:45 "The Wrong Box" (a coffin)
6/27 Fri: Encore @ 7am/10am EST Wierd Al in "UHF"
Starz @ 7am, 4pm & 11:45pm "The Bourne Identity"
Action, 7:20/10:20 EST "Kull The Conqueror" repeated 5:10pm EST
TMC @ 7:35am & 3:05pm Little Monsters
A&E @ 8am & 2pm Hitchcock's "Spellbound" (1945)
USA Network, 8:30 "Night Shift"
Action, 9am/Noon EST "Neon City" repeated 10pm EST
TMC @ 9:30 & 5pm "On The Beach" watching the mushroom clouds
Cinemax, 10am & 8:30pm "Men In Black 2"
HBO @ 10:15 "The Gun In Betty Lou's Handbag"
Mystery, 10:45am & 10:45pm "Shadow Chasers" repeated 5:20am
Starz @ 11am RoboCop 3
AMC @ 12:20pm Saturn 3 mad robot in space
Starz @ 12:50 Jurassic Park 3
Encore, 1:15 "Dirty Harry" (the original)
USA Network, 2pm "Cop Land" (Sheriff Stallone vs corrupt cops)
AMC @ 2:05 "Dreamscape" (1984) Dennis Quaid
Starz @ 2:30 "The Good Son"
Showtime, 2:45 "Josh and S.A.M."
Comedy Central, 3pm "National Lampoon's Vacation" Chevy Chase
Action, 3:50/6:50 EST "Pearl Harbor" repeated 4:10am EST
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Seven" (1995)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Jacknife" (1989) Robert De Niro
Action, 5:10 "Kull The Conqueror" repeated 2:30am EST
USA Network, 7:30 "Con Air" (1997)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Fatal Attraction" She won't be ignored!
HBO @ 8pm "Kiss Of The Dragon" Jet Li, Bridget Fonda
TNT @ 8pm "Backdraft" (Kurt Russell)
Cinemax, 8pm "Men In Black 2"
Showtime, 10pm "Dead Like Me" (2003)
Encore, 10pm RoboCop
TBS @ 10pm/1am EST "Dead In A Heartbeat" (2002)
TNT @ 11pm Batman & Robin (1997)
Bravo @ 12am La Femme Nikita (1990)
Lifetime, 12am "Fearless" (1993) Jeff Bridges
Cinemax, 12:15 "The Mistress Club"
AMC @ 12:20 & 3:05 - Tales From The Crypt episodes
AMC @ 12:50 Roddy McDowall's Fright Night
Showtime, 1am "Jeepers Creepers"
USA Network, 1am "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
TNT @ 1:30 "Spawn" (1997)
Cinemax, 1:50 "In Dreams" (thriller)
Starz @ 1:50 Jurassic Park 3
HBO @ 2:10 "Things To Do In Denver, When You're Dead"
Showtime, 2:35 "Thursday" (1998)
Starz @ 3:30 "Black Hawk Down"
TNT @ 3:30 WarGames (1983)
(reviewed by Joe Bob Briggs & Col Hackworth)
Mystery @ 4am "Dressed To Kill"
AMC @ 4:05 "Cape Fear"
Showtime, 4:15 "Kate's Addiction" (1999)
Action @ 4:15/7:15 V: The Final Battle (5 hours)
HBO @ 4:25 "Flatliners" (1990)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST - Ray Harryhausen marathon starting with 60-minute bio
narrated by Leonard Nimoy, repeated 8/11pm EST
followed by "The Tortoise & The Hare" (1950s, unreleased short)
"Mighty Joe Young" (1949)
"Mysterious Island" (1961)
Earth vs. The Flying Saucers
"The Invisible Boy" (1957)
TMC @ 5:55am "On The Beach" watching the mushroom clouds
Starz @ 6am Monsters, Inc
TNT @ 6am - Kurt Russell marathon: "Used Cars"
followed by "The Thing" @ 8am, and "Backdraft" @ 10am
6/28 Sat: A&E @ 7am Hitchcock's "Spellbound" (1945)
Starz @ 7:35 "13 Days"
HBO @ 8:30am & 4:30pm "Ice Age" (CGI)
Showtime, 8:30 "Spy Kids" (2001) & "Clockstoppers" (fantasy)
Comedy Central, 9am "Making Mr. Right" Android: John Malkovich
Sci-Fi, 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode/movie
Mystery, 9:30 "The Brotherhood Of Satan"
TMC @ 10:15am & 5:15pm "The Santa Clause" (Tim Allen)
Cinemax, 10:30 Shrek what about donkey?
Comedy Central, 11am "Nat. Lampoon's Vacation" (Chevy Chase)
Sci-Fi, 11am: movie marathon starts with "Legion Of Fire:Killer Ants"
(based on a story by H.G. Wells)
Starz @ 11:30 Love Potion #9
Encore, 12pm & 8pm "Aliens"
HBO @ Noon "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
TNT @ 1pm "Second Nature" (2003) Alec Baldwin
Starz @ 1:45 & 9:35 Monsters, Inc
Cinemax, 2pm "Deceived" Goldie Hawn, John Heard
Showtime, 2pm "Texas Rangers" & "The Sum Of All Fears"
HBO @ 2:30 "Shallow Hal"
Oxygen, 2:30 Hitchcock's "Rear Window"
TNT @ 3pm Batman & Robin Schwarzenegger as Mr Freeze
Action @ 3:15 "Flash Gordon"
TMC @ 3:30 "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
AMC @ 3:55 "Rooster Cogburn" (1975) John Wayne
TBS @ 4pm/7pm EST "Pretty Woman" (1990) Julia Roberts
Sci-Fi @ 5pm Mosquito mutant blood-suckers
TNN @ 5pm "Boiling Point" (1993) Wesley Snipes
USA Network, 5pm "Con Air" (1997) John Malkovich
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "First Blood: Rambo Part One" Stallone
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST - Harryhausen marathon resumes "7th Voyage of Sinbad"
followed by Golden Voyage of Sinbad and
Sinbad & The Eye Of The Tiger
Action @ 5:10 "Spacehunter: Adv. In The Forbidden Zone"
Cinemax, 5:30 "A.I.Artificial Intelligence"
TNT @ 5:30 "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger)
FX @ 6pm Dragnet Dan Aykroyd vs. Pagans
Mystery, 6:20 "Little Nikita"
Encore, 6:20 Escape From New York
USA Network, 7pm "Can't Hardly Wait" (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
Showtime, 7:35 "We Were Soldiers" (Mel Gibson)
Starz @ 8pm & 2:50am "Scenes Of The Crime" (2001) Jeff Bridges
ABC @ 8pm "The 6th Day" (Scwarzenegger)
FX @ 12am "American Ninja 4"
TCM @ 12am/3am EST - Ray Harryhausen 60-minute bio repeated
followed by "20 Million Miles To Earth" (1957)
"King Kong" (1933) Willis O'Brien's effects
"Ghost Of Slumber Mountain" (1917, Willis O'Brien)
TMC @ 12:15 RoboCop 2
Encore, 12:20 "Lifeforce"
USA Network, 12:30 "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Action @ 1:05 "Druids"
Cinemax, 1:30 Friday the 13th, Part 2
Mystery @ 4:45 "The Wrong Man"
Mystery, 6:35am & 6:15pm "Widow's Peak"
6/29 Sun: Encore, 8:05am & 5:45pm "I Love Trouble"
TCM @ 9am/12 EST "Gaslight" (1944) followed by
"The Train" (1964, John Frankenheimer)
Cinemax, 9:15 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
followed by "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" Judge Dredd: Christopher Lloyd
Action, 10:50 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
Starz @ 12:05, 9:35pm & 4:20am "Austin Powers In Goldmember" 007 spoof
Encore, 12:30 "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Action, 12:35 & 10pm "Die Hard" (Bruce Willis) repeated 3:45am
TNT @ 1pm The Terminator
followed by Arnold in "Eraser" (1996)
Cinemax, 2:30 Critters Joe Bob says they're hungry
Mystery @ 3pm Trenchcoat
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST - Ray Harryhausen marathon resumes with Jason & The Argonauts
followed by Clash Of The Titans (1981)
"Adv. of Prince Achmed" (1927)
"Atlantis, The Lost Continent" (1961)
The Time Machine (1960)
TNT @ 5:30 "The Mummy" (1999) Joe Bob says they're really zombies
AMC @ 5:35 & 10:25pm "Midnight Express" fun in Turkish prison
Cinemax, 5:45 "The Mothman Prophecies"
Comedy Central, 6:30 Ghostbusters 2 repeated Mon 3pm
Action, 6:30 "Missing In Action"
Fox @ 7pm Arnold in "True Lies"
Sci-Fi, 7pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Mystery, 8pm & 5:15am "Spy Hard"
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "Tango & Cash" (Stallone, Kurt Russell)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:50am "Witness" (Harrison Ford)
Family Channel, 8pm "Phenomenon" (1996)
Action, 8:15pm & 2am "Under Siege"
Showtime, 8:25 "legally Blond" (Reese Witherspoon)
CBS @ 9pm "Perfect Murder, Perfect Town" (Concludes Wed 9pm)
Bravo @ 9pm & 2am La Femme Nikita (1990)
TBS @ 9pm/12 EST "Maverick" (1994) Mel Gibson, James Garner
Mystery, 9:30pm & 3:10am "Revenge"
Cinemax, 10pm "Mission Impossible" (Tom Cruise)
Encore, 11:50 "Flatliners"
Encore, 1:50am "Supercop"
TMC @ 2:15 "Along Came A Spider" (Morgan Freeman)
Sci-Fi, 3am "The Lost World"
Cinemax, 3:20 "Marilyn Chambers' Naked Fairy Tales"
Encore, 3:30 Night Of The Living Dead
TNT @ 4am "Twisted Desire" (1996)
AMC @ 6:20 "Caravans"
6/30 Mon: Action, 6:20 & 11:35am "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes"
Showtime, 6:30 "Masque Of The Red Death" (Vincent Price)
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Crazy Joe" (1974) Peter Boyle
Showtime, 9am "Finders Keepers" (1966)
HBO @ 10:15 "Better Off Dead"
Starz @ 10:30 & 6pm "The Princess Diaries"
Mystery, 10:35am "Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice?"
Showtime, 11am The Gate Mom, there's demons in the back yard
USA Network, 11am "10 Things I Hate About You" (1999)
TMC, 11:30am & 7:05pm "The Others"
Action, 11:35 Planet Of The Apes
Family Channel @ Noon "Phenomenon" (1996)
HBO @ 12:30 & 9pm "Star Wars Episode 2:Attack Of The Clones"
Cinemax, 1:05 "The Beverly Hillbillies"
AMC @ 1:10 "The Flim-Flam Man" (1967) George C. Scott
TCM @ 1:30/4:30pm EST "Swing Fever" (1943) fun with hypnotism
followed by "Cabin In The Sky" (1943)
"In Cold Blood" (1967) Robert Blake
Starz @ 2:30 & 10:05pm "Undercover Brother"
Comedy Central, 3pm Ghostbusters 2
HBO @ 3pm "Flight Of The Intruder"
AMC @ 3:05 "Midnight Express"
Action, 3:10 "Flash Gordon"
Encore, 3:40 Back To The Future Part 2
Bravo @ 4pm La Femme Nikita (1990)
Showtime, 4pm "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"
Cinemax, 4:30 "Judge Dredd" (Stallone)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Naked Gun 2 1/2:The Smell Of Fear" Leslie Nielsen
AMC @ 5:35 "Witness"
Showtime, 5:45pm & 5:05am "I Love Trouble"
Cinemax, 6:15 "Angel Eyes" (Jennifer Lopez)
Lifetime @ 7pm profiles Cloris Leachman, Nurse Ratchet in "High Anxiety"
TBS, 7:15/10:15 EST "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (Matthew Broderick)
HBO, 7:45 Making of Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
Starz @ 8pm "Copycat"
AMC @ 8pm & 10:40 "Ghost" (1990) You in trouble girl
Comedy Central, 8pm "Half Baked" (1998)
Showtime, 8pm "The Sum Of All Fears"
USA Network, 9pm "The Nutty Professor" (1996) Eddie Murphy
TBS, 9:45pm/12:45 EST The Blues Brothers, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Army Of Darkness: Evil Dead 3"
NBC Tonight @ 11:50, Christina Applegate of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
Mystery, 11:20 "8 Million Ways To Die"
Action, 11:40 Darkman
TCM @ 12am/3am EST "Return Of The Magnificent 7" (Yul Brynner of Westworld)
Starz @ 1:15 Vampire's Kiss
AMC @ 1:20 Rosemary's Baby This is no dream
HBO @ 2am "Don't Say A Word" (2001)
Showtime, 2am Playmate Of The Apes
TNT @ 2am "Ladyhawke" from the makers of Beastmaster
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "The Man With A Cloak" (1951)
TMC @ 3:05 "Dead Man" (Johnny Depp)
Cinemax, 3:45 "The Fifth Element" (Bruce Willis)
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