1. Sasquatch Eddie (Luci)
2. Roscoe Eugene (Luci)
3. Hey, Greg, got 50 cents? (Greg, Kirsten)
4. I SEE BACTERIA!!! (Allison, Luci)
5. honey-suckle abortions (Allison, Luci)
6. you DON'T wanna know! (Allison, Luci)
7. Mike is such an awesome guy! (Angela)
8. IT'S BOB!!! HI, BOB!!! (Bearded Wolf)
9. RUN THEM OVER WITH A TANK!!! (Bethany)
10. AHH! RUN! IT'S THE SKIPPER!!! (Justin, Jake)
11. fft! (Brad)
12. pssed (Luci)
13. RUN THEM OVER WITH A STEAM ROLLER! (Amy)
14. Ceci in a bikini (i'm gonna get hurt for this one...) ;-) (Luci)
15. JEN'S ARM TASTES LIKE TOFU!!! (Jen)
16. VEGGIES! (Stephanie)
17. i'm a pumpkin! (Stephanie)
18. Like, omigawd! it's a PUDDLE! *high-pitched scream* (Julia, Bethany, Angela)
19. (*high-pitched voice*) Hiiiiii! *twirls hair around finger* (Julia)
20. I gotta go pick up my baboon liver, it just arrived today (Amy)
21. Intelegence (Luci)
22. It's a cat thong (Luci, Allison)
23. But Mommy, i don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and go to China and burn fried wontons with you! (Julia)
24. I'm 10 years old! (Julia)
25. Holy Scott! (Julia)
26. Cue the laughter (Luci)
27. Leggy (Julia)
28. Ayup (Julia)
29. COMP! (Ceci)
30. Bland and Crunchy! (Julia)
31. "Opal frost" (Julia)
32. AHHH! GIANT LEG OF DEATH!! (Julia)
33. We picked out Steve's wedding dress in France (Luci, Steve)
34. SCOTT!!! IT'S SCOTT!! (Julia)
35. *gasp!* oh crap! They weren't there before, where'd they all come from??! (Julia)
36. LET'S SEE HIS NAILS! WE GOTTA SEE HIS NAILS!! HE HAS BLACK NAILPOLISH!! YAY!!!! (Julia)
37. Well... uh.... er... i can't be asked questions or i'll have a nervous breakdown. (Angela, Bethany, Julia)
38. Interview Lady: "Who or what influenced you to come here?" Me: "The voices in my head.... THEY TALK TO ME!!!" (Angela, Bethany, Julia)
39. Interview Lady: "How old are you?" Me: "I think i'm 26" Angela: "Why don't you just give her the regular answers?" Me: "Cuz i'm really a secret agent -- WHOOPS!" (Angela, Bethany, Julia)
40. TONY, NO!!! *holds nailpolish bottle in hand, as if it were a gun* HOW MANY BULLETS LEFT, CHINO??!? (Jen, Julia, Kirsten)
41. Is the dress black? I can only have a black wedding dress! Or it can be orange with blue stripes. (Luci, Steve)
42. Steve's dress is pink and lavender. (Luci, Steve)
43. It's an elephant! He got you an elephant! (Luci, Steve)
44. Elephants don't snarf blue cheese! (Franklin)
45. You used that magic thing again, didn't you! You keep moving that just to embarass me!! (Scott)
46. Little bunnies and a gay tree! (Kim)
47. 12 days (Luci)
48. 20 days (Luci)
49. 5 months (Luci)
50. Bonquois (Luci)
51. Hair of doom! (Julia)
52. THE HOT DORKASS GUY! (Julia)
53. The hot ugly guy (Luci)
