The Finger
A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over.'
'What do you mean?' said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,'Ow, that hurts.'
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
'Ouch! That hurts, too.'
Then she touched her right earlobe. 'Ow, even THAT hurts.'
The doctor asked the woman, 'Are you a natural blonde?'
'Why yes,' she said.
'I thought so,' said the doctor. 'You have a
sprained finger.'
An old man and a old lady went in the doctor's office to have there yearly exam done. The doctor
came in and started to get some information from
them. He then told the old man that he needed to have a stool sample and a urine sample. The old
man turned to the old lady and asked, 'what'd he
said?'
She looked at him and said, 'he needs a pair of
your underwear.'
