Story of Onion

Ashley was angry. She had just been yelled at. She hated her step-dad. He was always yelling.
"Get on the school bus," said the fucked up driver, "or I'll kill your step-dad."
"Make sure you clean up the mess," Ashley said as she walked to school. After school Ashley went home. "Dammit! There's blood everywhere," Ashley realized, "and the cat's eating Phil's eyeball!"
She sat down and watched her show, 'Surveilance Camera in Billy Corgan's House.' It was her favourite, next to Breaker High, which she didn't watch.
Out of nowhere, Billy Corgan appeared with Christopher Walken. "Hey Ashley," Christopher said, "would you care to go for tea with us?"
"Sure," Ashley replied, "but only if I get to bring my own sugar."
"Well okay," Billy replied, and Billy, Christopher, Ashley, and Phil's carcass went out to tea.

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