Tale of Leeks

"Ashley Ashley Ashley, I made her out of clay..." Poshspice, the debonair, gallant young man sang of his love while he straightened his tuxedo. He went to the corner of the room and brought out his telescope. "...Ashley Ashley Ashley, with Ashley I will play."

He set up the telescope at the window and focused it on Ashley's house. He focused it so it was perfectly sitting in on Ashley's window.

Ashley was watching a tape. "Billy Billy Billy, I made him out of wood..." Ashley sang, straightening her poofy ball gown. She watched the Smashing Pumpkins home video, Vieuphoria, and switched off the TV. She went to the corner of her room and brought out her super-fantastic-see-from-Vancouver-to-Chicago telescope. She focused the telescope on the house of William Corgan, the Irish-American singer of The Smashing Pumpkins. "...Billy Billy Billy, he smells very good."

Poshspice was horrified. "Ashley! WHY!? WHY!? Why do you mock me with your ballgowns so?!" And at that, he broke his telescope and ran outside.

"Get on the bus, child," said the psychotic bus driver who looked quite a bit like Ashley. "Alright," said Poshspice as he dreamily got on the bus.

"HI MR. BUSRIDERMAN!!" screamed the little puppychild.

"Oh... hello Devon." said Poshspice.

"Where are you going, my child?!" screamed the mad busdriver, scratching her eyeball.

"To Chicago, just a few blocks from the Cubs Stadium... to kill Billy Corgan."

Darryl took out a test tube, fished the turtle out from within, and started heating it up. He'd get the bodily fluid this time.....

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