| Top 10 Rules Of The House
1) Come on in take your shoes off
sit down and be quiet.
2) Dont bother the cat.
3) No hanky panky on the sofa.
4) The host is always right. ( If you want
to be invited again).
5) No matter what the wife is wearing
she's very nice.
6) Rule #5 doesn't apply here.
7) You have to supply your own jokes.
8) Before you come in make sure you have a
good sence of humor And a full pack of smokes.
9) Forget the rules, just sit back and have fun.
10) You better come back. lol
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