Cloud: *on the phone hoping to get in touch with Tifa*
Tifa: *picking up the phone* Hello?
Cloud: Tifa?
Tifa: This is she.
Cloud: Tifa?
Tifa: What?
Cloud: Your voice sounds kinda... strange...
Tifa: What are you talking about? I've always talked like this.
Cloud: *shaking head* Uh... Anyway, I was wondering if you were still on for going to the beach today.
Tifa: Huh?
Cloud: Don't you remember? I called you two days ago about you and I going to the beach together today.
Tifa: You... you did?
Cloud: Yes! Don't you remember?
Tifa: It... must have slipped my mind.
Cloud: Must have. Are... are you okay?
Tifa: I feel fine. Why?
Cloud: You're acting weird.
Tifa: Gee, thanks.
Cloud: I mean... Uh... You still wanna go to the beach?
Tifa: Well... I guess. Can we invite Reno? Or Rufus, maybe?
Cloud: WHAT?
Tifa: I was just wondering. I mean if you don't want them to come... it really doesn't matter...
Cloud: I was thinking it could just be you and me, for a change.
Tifa: You mean you... and me... *gulp* alone?
Cloud: Yeah we never get any time to ourselves.
Tifa: Oh... Well... Wouldn't it be more fun if the rest of Avalanche was there?
Cloud: The rest of... Are you sure?
Tifa: *wiping sweat from her brow* Yes please! That would be so much better@
Cloud: Are you sure you're feeling alright?
Tifa: Fit as a fiddle!
Cloud: Okay, I think. I'll see you later then... at the beach... with the rest of Avalanche.
Tifa: Great! I love the beach!
Cloud: I'm sure you do.
Tifa: Only... how are we getting there? I can't drive.
Cloud: Okay, enough with the games. I'll see you there, hun.
Tifa: *pulls the phone away from her ear and looks at it queerly* HUN?
Cloud: Tifa?
Tifa: Yes?
Cloud: I lo-
Tifa: Gottagobyenow! *hangs up phone* Wow... Cloud's got some serious problems! He jumps into these things waaay too fast for me!
Tifa: *entering* Who was that?
Tifa: Oh, just Cloud. He was calling about going to the beach. We've decided that Everyone is going!
Tifa: Ahh, okay. Well, you can bum a ride with Yuffie and Bethany. They'll probably be riding together. I have to run to the Food Chocobo to get some stuff. Maybe I'll see you later.
Tifa: Okay. See ya later Tifa!
Yuffie: See, I told you guys I could make it here without crashing!
Bethany: Yeah, you did end up stalling the car 12 times though!
Yuffie: So I'm no good with standard vehicles... its not my fault!
Tifa: So, you guys wanna go swimming?
Bethany: Sure! Sounds great!
Cloud: Ummm... Did Tifa come?
Tifa: Yup!
Cloud: Well, where is she?
Tifa: Hello?
Bethany: Of course Tifa came. She's standing right in front of you!
Cloud: No...
Tifa: I'm Tifa.
Cloud: No you aren't.
Tifa: Yes I am.
Cloud: No... No you're not.
Tifa: *hands on hips* Yes I am!
Cloud: You are not! Stop it! *starts twitching*
Tifa: Geez Cloud. I thought you would be a little nicer than this.
Cloud: I... I... No! You're not Tifa!
Yuffie: Uh, Cloud? That is Tifa.
Cloud: *looks around at fellow avelanche members* You're lying!
Bethany: Cloud, maybe you'd better sit down for awhile...
Tifa: Would you like me to get you a chilled beverage?
Cloud: *winces* No... thank you.
Bethany: Okay... We've got a strange one here...
Yuffie: Ah, he's always been that way. It just kinda got worse when her got mako poisoning... and then even worse when-
Bethany: That's enough Yuffie.
Tifa: Well.. I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just go swimming now... Anyone like to accompany me?
Bethany: *rips off clothes* Sure!
Yuffie: AGH!!! *shields eyes and turns away*
Bethany: What?
Yuffie: Too graphic!
Bethany: I have a bathing suit on.
Yuffie: Oh. Well, in that case... *rips off clothes* Let's get swimming!
Reno: *waltzing along the beach* Can I join you?
Rufus: Me too!
Tifa: R-reno? R-rufus? W-wow!!!
Reno: Hey there! ...have we met?
Tifa: Ummm... No, I guess not. My name's Tifa! *takes Reno's hand* Nice to meet you!
Rufus: Tifa?
Tifa: Yeah... Some people around here don't seem to believe me though... *glares at Cloud*
Rufus: I thought that...
Reno: *elbows Rufus* So, Tifa... You're looking quite lovely in that ... bathing suit of yours...
Tifa: *blushes* Why thank you!
Rufus: *rolls eyes*
Reno: So, what do you have planned for tonight?
Bethany: Reno, cut it out.
Reno: What?!
Bethany: You don't even know her!
Reno: Sure I do! She's Tifa! You know... Tifa!
Bethany: You don't know her.
Tifa: You don't know me.
Reno: I... So?
Yuffie: Reno, you're stupid.
Reno: Leave it up to Yuffie to provide the childish insults.
Yuffie: They are not childish you meanie! *stomps on Reno's foot and runs*
Reno: OW! Get back here you little...
Bethany: So... Wanna swim now?
Rufus: I do.
Tifa: Really? I didn't know you liked to swim.
Rufus: Well, I don't usually... But with you... I mean...
Bethany: *stifles laugh*
Rufus: *holds up shotgun* Shuddup! I still brought this along.
Bethany: Ah, you wouldn't.
Rufus: *growls* You don't think?!
Tifa: Rufus, behave!
Rufus: S-sorry. I couldn't contain myself.
Bethany: Sheesh... I'm gonna go find Sephy now. *leaves*
Tifa: So...
Rufus: Yeah... so...
Tifa: Swim?
Rufus: Sure... How bout dinner afterwards... on me?
Tifa: Really? Wow... I mean, that would be great!
Rufus: Really?
Tifa: MmmHmm!
Genevieve: *running to Tifa* Tifa!!!
Tifa: Huh?
Genevieve: *jumps into Tifa's arms* Hi!
Tifa: Who are... Bethany's cursed little sister!
Genevieve: Little sister, yeah... where'd you hear about the cursed part?
Tifa: *drops Veve* Ummm... hi, I guess.
Rufus: Distractions, distractions...
Genevieve: Shuddup Rufy-boy! Tifa's gonna come swimming with me!
Tifa: I am?
Genevieve: Yup! Bethany said you had to.
Tifa: She did?
Rufus: Don't listen to her.
Tifa: Uhh...
Genevieve: Oh, be quiet Rufus! No one listens to you anyhow!
Rufus: *pulls out shotgun again*
Genevieve: Go ahead! Make my day!
Rufus: Your wish is my command!!!
Tifa: NO!!!
Rufus: Hehe...
Genevieve: Hehe...
Tifa: What's so funny?!
Genevieve: *puts out hand*
Rufus: *hands her a $20* Thanks.
Genevieve: No problem!
Tifa: You were faking? MEN!!
Rufus: Hey!!! Is our date still on?
Tifa: *glares at Rufus menecingly*
Rufus: Yes?
Tifa: *walks over to where Reno chases Yuffie in circles, and squares, and triangles* Ummm.... Are you two busy?
Yuffie: Yup!
Reno: Nope! What's up?
Tifa: Not much.
Reno: So, you going on a date with Pretty little mama's boy over there?
Tifa: Nope.
Reno: *hopefull* Really? You're not?
Tifa: Nah. He just pulled off a Reno.
Reno: What's that supposed to mean?
Tifa: Nothing...
Reno: So, since you're not going out with Prez over there... how's about you and me... my place... after dark...?
Tifa: I... Uh... Don't think so... Reno...
Reno: *playfully slings arm over Tifa's shoulder* Oh, come on. It'll be tons of fun...
Tifa: *gulp*
Bethany: Bethany! To the Rescue!!! *holding up a really really long sword*
Reno: Okay! Okay! I'm moving! *backs away from Tifa*
Bethany: Hahaha! Hey, Sephy!!!
Sephiroth: *materializing* Yes?
Tifa: Wow... Sephiroth... *gulps again*
Sephiroth: *smiles* That's me.
Bethany: Here's your sword back.
Sephiroth: Why, thank you.
Bethany: Okay... Uhhh, you can go... try and take over the world or something.
Sephiroth: Really?
Bethany: No. We can go swimming though!
Tifa: *sighs* Yeah. Let's go swimming.
Sephiroth: What's troubling you Tifa?
Tifa: Well..
Bethany: I think I'll leave.. again.
Tifa: I though Rufus would be a wonderful date... He was actually kinda... mean.
Sephiroth: Yes... He has that reputation. Trying to dominate the Planet and everything.
Tifa: Didn't you try that before though?
Sephiroth: No no no... I tried destroying the Planet. Its a whole different situation.
Tifa: Oh... And then I thought Reno would be nice, but he was... uh... to fast with everything.
Sephiroth: I do believe that's why they call him the 'womanizer', you know.
Tifa: Yeah... probably. So anyway, I guess all guys are like that, huh?
Sephiroth: Well, I wouldn't totally agree with that...
Tifa: Why? Do you know some guy who is a perfect gentleman?
Sephiroth: *stands there and looks at Tifa cock-eyed* Yeah. Hard one huh?
Sephiroth: ...
Tifa: Well, I better get home. My parents probably wonder where I am.
Sephiroth: But...
Tifa: Yes?
Sephiroth: Have a good day, Tifa.
Tifa: Thanks! You too, Sephy!
Sephiroth: *disappears*
Bethany: *runs up to Tifa* So?
Tifa: So... what?
Bethany: Ummm... Didn't Sephiroth.. He didn't...
Tifa: Didn't what?
Bethany: Oh. Uhh...
Tifa: What's wrong?
Bethany: Oh, nothing. He was just going to ask you out on a date. That's all.
Tifa: Sephiroth? Ewe, weird! I dunno if I'd be able to date an evil villian...
Bethany: Well, whaddoya call Rufus and Reno?
Tifa: They're not as bad...
Bethany: Oh... Uh, sure. So, you wanna go shopping?
Tifa: Sounds great! Hey, you end a lot of rambles up like this...
Bethany: I like to shop, what can I say! And it provides a slick way to end em. Cool, huh?
Tifa: Yeah!!! Now let's go spend some serious cash!
Cloud: It wasn't Tifa... It couldn't be Tifa... But everyone said it was Tifa... I... I don't understand...
Hope everyone liked that one! My inspiration? I give all the credit to none other than... Tifa! For real! Her name is Tifa and she loves FFVII! Isn't that neat? *EVERYONE CLAP FOR TIFA NOW* Thanks for reading another episode of... uhhh... Nevermind. Come again!
