Bethany: Oh, no. Here I go again. Another story from my twisted psychotic mind for you to feast your pudding-like brains on.
Hojo: *laughs psychotically* That sounds like something I would say!
Bethany: Hojo, I was only joking. And plus, you're dead! Get out of this story!
Hojo: *fading out and whining* I never get to say anything!
Bethany: Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. I wrote this story so I could beat up on my bro and sis. Don't worry. They'll live (unfortunately). I just wanna do some mean stuff to them first! Hehehe...
Aaron(Bette's bro): Ummmm. Where am I?
Genevieve: We're in Beefy's ramble.
Aaron: Huh?
Genevieve: You're stupid! Bethany is writing us in a story.
Bethany: Yep! That's right, brother. You're in this story.
Aaron. I am?
Genevieve: Aaron you're a dork!
Aaron: Nu-uh!
Genevieve: Yes-huh!
Aaron and Genevieve: *roll around on ground fighting and screaming*
Bethany: Ahem. *clears throat* Oh, SEEEEPHY!
Genevieve: *prying herself from the tangle of Aaron and herself* Ummm, Beefy? You can't do that...
Bethany: You wanna bet?
Sephiroth: *materializes out of thick air* Ha! I am back! *laughs evily* Hahaha!!!
Bethany: Hey Sephy!
Sephiroth: *looks at Bethany* Hi, Bethany. So, what are we going to do today?
Bethany: Hmmm. I haven't decided yet. First we have to do something about my bro and sis.
Sephiroth: How bout we bury them in dirt up to their heads and cover their faces with honey?
Bethany: Great idea Sephiroth!
Bethany and Sephiroth: *bury Genevieve and Aaron in dirt up to their heads and cover their faces with honey and soon small black insects start to crawl towards them. Veve cringes, Aaron sticks his tongue out and the ants crawl onto his tongue. He violently spits ants out all directions. Bethany and Sephiroth duck as spit-covered ants fly over their heads*
Bethany: Okay. Now we have to figure out how to torture them. Hmmm... I just don't know.
Rufus: *fading into script* Oh! Oh, I know, Bethany!
Bethany: Rufus, what are you doing here?
Sephiroth: I could cut him up in little pieces for you if you'd like.
Bethany: Let's hear what he has to say first.
Rufus: *gulp* You said you want to cause pain and suffering on your younger siblings, right Bethany?
Bethany: Yeah, that's right.
Rufus: Well, why don't we...
Matt: ...tie their toes together with rubber bands and dip them in boiling maple syrup!
Sephiroth: *gives Matt a cock-eyed glance* Huh?
Rufus: No! *rolls eyes* I suggest we strap the two little demons to the ceiling and drop anvils on them!!!
Bethany: Uh, Rufus I hate to burst your bubble, but anvils fall down.
Matt: You can't strap them to the ceiling and drop anvils on them. It just doesn't work that way.
Sephiroth: Ummmm, can I kill Rufus now? I want his soul so I can become more powerful and take over the planet.
Everyone except Sephiroth: NO!
Sephiroth: Oh darn.
Bethany: Oh, wait I've got an idea! Why don't we sic a pack of rabid wombats on them?
Rufus: *mumbles something under his breath*
Sephiroth: *pulls out masumane and starts sharpening it* Hmmm.
Matt: Sephiroth... what are you doing?
Bethany: Whadoya think, guys?
Rufus: Uh, what exactly IS a wombat anyway?
Matt: Its a, uh, mammal.
Bethany: Well, its a, ummm wombat, you know. I think they're fuzzy, sorta.
Sephiroth: Anyone else? Ideas? Reasonable ones???
Hojo: *fading into script, stands there hoping no one will notice he shouldn't be there*
Matt: Hey, that's Hojo! He shouldn't be here!
Frog: Ribbit. *kicks Hojo's glasses off*
Hojo: My glasses! You infernal frog!!! *runs around blindly and bumps into Sephiroth* Oh, excuse me... Ack! Stupid wall! Who in their right mind would build a wall in the middle of... *glances around quickly* ...wherever we are.
Sephiroth: *eyes narrow trying his best to show self control*
Hojo: *runs around some more and Sephiroth trips him and he flies out of script*
Everyone: *Cheers* Yeah!!!
Matt: You're getting less violent everyday! There may still be hope for you yet!
Sephiroth: *looks at Matt gravely and pulls out small glowing black orb* Don't push your luck, Matt.
Bethany: Sephiroth, behave.
Sephiroth: Sorry. *sweetly* Can I get you anything to drink?
Matt: I think someone has some yellow materia; the type and owner will remain nameless...
Genevieve: Ow. Ow, ow... OW!!!!
Aaron: Ow, ow. Ow. OWW!!!
Rufus: What's the matter with them? Ants don't bite!
Matt: Yeah, only with their mouths!
Rufus: Nu-uh!
Bethany: Rufus what's wrong with you? You're acting just like my brother!
Matt: Oh, boy! Do I get to smack him now?
Sephiroth: No, that's my job. *smacks Rufus*
Rufus' Head: *Flies off Rufus' neck, flies out of script, flies into orbit, flies into Hubble Space Telescope, bounces off the telescope, falls out of orbit, falls back into script, and lands back on Rufus' neck*
Matt and Bethany: *snicker and laugh*
Bethany: Good job, Sephy.
Rufus: Oh, my... That was an extremely odd experience...
Matt: We still need to find some form of torture for Veve and Aaron...
Reno: I heard you're suggestions and you're all going in pretty much the right direction. We need to do something long enduring, painful...
Rude: ... ... ...
Elena: We could always inject them with Jenova and see what kind of odd limb-forming affects it has on them.
Bethany: That could be an interesting outcome. My brother and sister as deformed wretched looking creatures... hmmm...
Reno: And after that, you and me could hop over to the Shank-hi Inn and stay the night. I hear its a really nice place. Whadoya say, Bethany?
Bethany: Uh, no.
Reno: *walking up to Bethany slowly* Oh, come on. It would be lotsa fun...
Matt: Hey Reno! If you wanna meet the same end of the sword as Aeris did, keep it up! Ain't that right, Sephy?
Sephiroth: *Looks at Matt with an expressionless face* Do not call me Sephy, Matt.
Matt: *walks over to a corner to pout*
Elena: Reno, leave her alone.
Rude: ...Yeah, Reno.
Reno: *looks astonished at fellow Turks* You're supposed to be on my side! Come on guys! I just wanna have a little fun... *turns back to Bethany* Maybe some other time, eh Bette?
Bethany: Uh, sure *cough* not *cough*
Genevieve: Ow, ow, ow, ow... Let us go...
Aaron: ...please? Ow, ow, ow, ow...
Everyone Except Siblings: No!!!
Bethany: Come on you guys! We have to figure out some torture tactics here!
Rufus: We could always give them acupuncture with redwood trees.
Everyone Except Rufus: No, Rufus!!!
Rufus: *sighs and walks over to corner to pout with Matt* It was just a stupid suggestion...
Cait Sith: We're here with my lovely assistant Yuffie Kisaragi and her fabulous 'Wheel O Materia!' Lets have a volunteer to spin the amazing wheel and determine the unsightly fate of our two young contestants!
Genevieve: Ow, ow... I don't like the looks of this... ow...
Aaron: Ow... ow! What's going on? I don't understand!
Genevieve: *Smacks her head against Aaron's* Just shuddup!
Aaron: Why? I don't understand!
Rude: *walks over to Yuffie and Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: Aahh!! Our lucky volunteer! Don't you just feel ecstatic?
Rude: ... ... Well, I suppose... *gives wheel spin and wheel flies off axles. Yuffie screams and darts out of the way. Wheel spins out of control towards the 'pouting corner'. Matt looks at it with a horrified expression and points at Rufus*
Matt: Watch out!
Rufus: *Looks back only to see the Wheel O Materia plow him over* ...ow...
Yuffie: *runs right over Rufus screaming* My materia! Rufus look what you did! *broken materia orbs lie scattered around the corner which is vacated, except for Rufus who lies in an unmoving heap. The broken materia's energy radiates and consumes Rufus*
Rufus: *Walks out of the corner and is still glowing. He sneezes and there is a small earthquake. He hiccups and his hair catches on fire. He summons Leviathan and is instantly drenched and fire is extinguished* Help me... help me, someone, please...
Everyone: *Cracks up, not literally*
Cait Sith: Oh, no! Due to circumstances beyond our control, the Wheel O Materia has been discontinued. Now to our next game...
Mog: *rolls eyes*
Sephiroth: This is madness! *holds up long sword and everyone shuts up immediately, except Rufus who coughs and accidentally freezes Sephiroth in place*
Rufus: Whoops.
Everyone: *Stares at the ice-encased Sephiroth*
Matt: So about Veve and Aaron...
Bethany: Suggestions of torture anyone?
Cait Sith: Aren't we gonna have any more game shows?
Yuffie: *moping* All that materia... Dad's gonna be pissed.
Reno: *arm slung over Bethany's shoulder* Are you sure? You could come over to my house tonight...
Rude: ... ... ...
Elena: Hmmm. We could beat them senseless with toothbrushes... No, that would be too much work...
Rufus: *yawns and lightning bolts fly out of his mouth*
Everyone: Rufus!!!
Rufus: I didn't mean too... *goes away, sulking*
Matt: How bout we make them listen to country?
Everyone: *stops what they're doing* WHAT? Are you crazy???
Rude: We could place them both in a white confinement room with white walls and no windows and play a buzzing noise until they go completely insane and mercilessly destroy each other.
Everyone Except Rude: *stares at Rude and starts clapping and holloring*
Yuffie: Wow... That's more than he's said in his whole life!
Reno: Rude, buddy you said a complete sentence! I'm proud of you!
Elena: *mouth is gaping*
Rude: I'm sorry... I'll never do it again.
Elena: *mouth is still gaping*
Bethany: I, I just don't know! I didn't think it would be so hard to reek havoc and pain on my younger insignifigant siblings. Help me out guys!
Reno: I'm trying to think, but we're in the wrong environment! How bout we head on over to... *Smack*
Bethany: Reno! Leave Me Alone!
Reno: *Rubs cheek and turns around only to be smacked by Tifa* Ow! That was the same spot!
Tifa: Didn't you think I would have planned it that way?
Reno: *Turns around a third time and Barret stood there, his scowling face inches from his own, smacks Reno across the room* Ouchies! *Reno goes to the corner and fixes his hair*
Sephiroth: *Thinks: I wish I could do something, but at the moment I'm in dispose...*
Bethany: You have any other suggestions, Matt?
Matt: We could use them as test subjects for Hojo's experimental Stampeding Rhino-repelent.
Vincent: *Emerging from the shadows* That would require us to procure a large herd of the wild creatures which would be extremely burdensome.
Barret: Yeah, you'd have to find some rhinos too.
Vincent: *Looks at Barret cock-eyed*
Cid: Well, if ya'd like my opinion on it, I think...
Matt: Yeah...we're glad to know that's how you feel about this, Cid.
Cid: *grins* Sure! Anytime, that's what I'm here fer!
Aeris: Maybe if we're really nice to them, and give them flowers and maybe some milk and cookies... Everyone Except Aeris: Go crawl back into the lifestream!
Aeris: *Looks around disappointed, notices Sephiroth and quickly leaves*
Matt: Well, he's good for something.
Sephiroth: *Beginning to thaw* You just wait till I'm outta here! Matt, you're gonna be a dead man!Matt: *sticks out tongue at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: *Bursts from from ice and attacks Matt*
Bethany: *Pulls up a La-Z-Boy recliner and grabs a box of overly buttered, artery clogging popcorn*
Cait Sith: *Starts selling bets on who wins*
Yuffie: *Pelts Veve and Aaron in the face with popcorn* HeHe!!!
Aaron: Hey! What was that for? What do you have against me anyhow?
Genevieve: Aaron you're such a dork! *Spits popcorn on Aaron*
Aaron: Eeewww! Veve, you're sick!
Reno: I can be sick too... Hey Bethany, you wanna share the love seat with me? Its really soft.
Bethany: Reno, that's a bed.
Reno: Uh... Oh. I guess it is isn't it. My mistake. I tend to get confused about those things.
Sephiroth and Matt: *Fight violently on the floor*
Matt: *Thinks: What do I get outta this? If Sephiroth wins, I die. If I win, well Sephiroth's already dead...sigh*
Sephiroth: *Thinks: Ha! He's not gonna get anything outta this*
Sephiroth and Matt: *Fight some more... Sephiroth swings sword at Matt. Matt moves away and sword hits the ground hard. Sephiroth starts vibrating and drops his sword*
Matt: That'll teach you not to miss!
Sephiroth: *picks up sword and chases Matt around in circles and squares and triangles*
Vincent: I thought we were contemplating on the ultimate demise of your unfortunate brother and sister.
Bethany: Oh, yeah. I guess we were.
Vincent: I would expect that you would like to emply a method of torture that would inflict an eccessive amount of pain on them. For example...
Rufus: *mumbles to himself* We could papercut their entire bodies and dip them in lemon juice...
Aeris: *Grabs Aaron by the hair and yanks him from the dirt and wipes the remenants of honey from his face then pulls him quietly into the lifestream*
Reeve: *Sneaks into the story and digs Veve from the ground and quickly washes the honey from her face. She follows him to his car until Hojo sneaks up behind them grabs Veve and runs away. Reeve shrugs his shoulders and takes Tifa to Seventh Heaven for dinner and a few drinks*
Genevieve: Mgphmph!
Hojo: *laughs pschycotically* Hahaha!
Everyone: *Looks at the two empty holes in the ground where Veve and Aaron used to be and gawks*
Bethany: Well, its not that big of a disappointment...
Matt: *hanging from his neck which is firmly gripped in both of Sephiroth's gloved hands* Yeah! I would consider stuck in the lifestream with Aeris torture to me!
Sephiroth: *nods* MmmHmm. And now Hojo has Veve and she'll be enduring pain and suffering from his evil experiments for the rest of, well, whenever...
Reno: Now that that is finally over with, oh Bethany...Bethany: Yes Reno-punkins?
Reno: *growls* I'm coming! *Throws arms around Bethany*
Bethany: *knees Reno, hard*
Reno: Owww... Extremeties in extreme pain...
Rude: ... ... ...
Elena: We told you to leave her alone. But did you listen? No! And that's why you get!
Cid: &*^$! That had to hurt!
All Men: *Wince in pain as if they had also been kneed in the groin, Sephiroth drops Matt and they both wince together*
Bethany: Heh, heh. Sorry guys. Hey Elena, Yuffie... Wanna go shopping?
