Reno: MWAHAHAHA!!!
Bethany: I'm scarred.
Matt: Me too.
Sephiroth: What do you think he's up to?
Rufus: I'm not sure...
Elena: But it looks like it could be bad.
Rude: *nods in agreement*
Bethany: Reno?
Reno: Yes, pumpkin?
Bethany: Pumpkin?
Reno: Or would you rather me call you honey? Or sweetheart maybe? How bout shnookums?
Bethany: How bout Bethany?
Reno: Hmmm... has a nice ring...
Matt: Reno, what are you up to?
Sephiroth: *glares at Reno* What are you up to?
Reno: Oh, nothing much. Its just my time in the spotlight, that's all.
Bethany: Ha ha! Reno's revenge! Ha ha!
Reno: You're absolutely right! My revenge! Sweet, sweet revenge!
Elena: Ha! Yea, who'd believe that. Reno's revenge. What a laugh!
Reno: Its true! Look up at the heading.
Everyone: *looks up*
Elena: Oh.
Bethany: Well, yes. But I can change the heading with a simple click of the buttons...
Matt: Yeah. She can change this story by typing whatever she wants to.
Reno: Not this time!
Sephiroth: What do you mean?
Reno: I have complete control over everyone in this funny couch room.
Rude: That would be the Big Comp-fy Couch Room.
Reno: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Bethany: *suddenly has a glazed look in her eyes*Ha ha ha...
Matt: What?
Elena: Aren't you gonna make Reno beg for mercy now, Bethany?
Matt: Or let drops of water drip on his head until he goes insane?
Sephiroth: Or sic me on him?
Bethany: Ha ha ha...
Matt: *shaking Bethany violently* Snap outta it, Bette!!
Sephiroth: What... what did you do to her?
Reno: Nothing. Just made her completely harmless.
Sephiroth: You mean... I can... I'm free?
Reno: Of course.
Sephiroth: *smiles gleefully*
Matt: *slaps Bethany silly* Wake up!
Elena: You mean Bethany's like... not with us anymore?
Rude: ...
Reno: Well, she'll do whatever I tell her to.
Sephiroth: *smile slowly fades*
Matt: *stares at Reno*
Reno: Come here, Bethany.
Bethany: *obediently walks over to Reno and sits down next to him on the couch*
Reno: *puts his arm around her and smiles* Hey Elena...
Elena: What?
Reno: Comere.
Elena: ... ... *walks over to couch and sits by Reno*
Reno: *laughs and puts his other arm around Elena* Now isn't this... fun?
Sephiroth: *rolls eyes and leans against his sword*
Matt: *glares at Reno*
Rude: Reno...
Reno: What?
Rude: That's not very nice.
Matt: Yeah! Let em go!
Sephiroth: Do it, Reno.
Reno: No.
Sephiroth: *narrowing eyes* You dare not follow my commands?
Reno: I don't have to.
Matt: What makes you think that? Sephiroth could come chop you to bits any second now!
Sephiroth: Exactly.
Reno: No you can't.
Sephiroth: Of course I can.
Reno: Nuh-uh!
Sephiroth: *lifts sword and points it at Reno*
Reno: *points to Matt*
Sephiroth: *points sword at Matt*
Matt: *innocently* What did I say?
Reno: Go get him, Sephy!
Sephiroth: *chases after Matt*
Rude: That wasn't necessary.
Reno: Rude, quit being a spoil sport. This is great!
Tifa: Hello!
Reno: OOOooo... Another lady to join in on the fun! What's your name?
Tifa: Tifa.
Rude: *looks the girl over* No?
Tifa: Yeah, my name's Tifa.
Reno: Your name might be Tifa, but you aren't Tifa.
Tifa: Exactly.
Rude: I don't... nevermind.
Reno: Alright Tifa, come on over and join the fun.
Tifa: No.
Reno: Come here.
Tifa: Uh-uh.
Reno: Now.
Tifa: Nope.
Rude: *snickers*
Reno: *turns red*
Tifa: Let Bethany and Elena go. They don’t like you. You’re making them do that.
Reno: Exactly… and I’m wondering why its not working on you…
Tifa: Well, I’m really not supposed to be here. No one is unless Bethany already knows about it. But since you have control over her and she has no idea what’s going on, I could just walk right in.
Reno: So, since Bethany doesn’t know you’re here… you can do anything you want?
Tifa: Yup. Just like you are… only I’m wondering how you did it. Did you steal her yellow materia or something?
Reno: Well…
Tifa: *puts her hand out* Hand it over. You know you’re not supposed to play with that stuff!
Reno: *starts to break down* I… I didn’t mean to…
Tifa: I know you didn’t, Reno. Just give me the materia and everything will be alright, okay?
Reno: *nods* …hahaha
Tifa: Huh?
Rude: Tifa, I think you should leave before he gets to you too...
Tifa: But he can’t…
Reno: Tifa, come over here.
Tifa: *walks over and sits next to Bethany on the couch*
Reno: Hahahaha! I’ve got her too!
Rude: You’re evil Reno.
Matt: *entering from back door* Is he in here?
Rude: No. I haven’t seen Sephiroth since you both left.
Matt: *wipes forehead* Phew. He almost got me there… Hey, who’s that?
Reno: This is Tifa. Tifa, say hi to Matt.
Tifa: Hi to Matt…
Matt: You are very cruel, Reno. Let these poor girls go.
Reno: Ha!
Rude: Come on, man!
Sephiroth: Matt?
Matt: Aieeee!!!
Sephiroth: Hahaha!
Reno: Okay, this time, Matt chase Sephiroth.
Matt: *snarls and kicks feet*
Sephiroth: You’ve got to be kidding… right?
Matt: *charges after Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Aieeee!!!
Reno: Hahaha!
Rude: Some one has got to stop this nonsense! Help?
Bruce: *entering* Ya! I’m Bruce da Brute! I vill help you!
Rude: Uhh… okay…
Bruce: Vat vill you have me do?
Rude: See that guy with wacky red hair on the couch there?
Bruce: Ya? Vat about him?
Rude: He’s …I know I’m going to regret this… a bad person.
Bruce: He’s a bad person, ya?
Rude: Ya! I mean, yeah...
Bruce: Do you vant me to exterminate him?
Rude: Uhh… no. Just remove him from the premises.
Bruce: Permanent removal, ya?
Rude: Maybe not permanent, but removal, yes.
Bruce: Vy?
Rude: He’s somehow been manipulating those three young women there.
Bruce: I vill save dem!
Rude: You do that.
Bruce: *runs over to Reno, grabs him, and leaves*
Rude: Wow. That was fast.
Bethany: …haha…
Rude: Oh, no…
Tifa: Hahaha…
Elena: …waaaaaa…
Rude: Are you guys alright?
Bethany: Where…?
Rude: Bruce da Brute hauled him right out of here.
Elena: You can have him haul Reno right back in here and when I’m done with him…
Tifa: Geez! I almost gagged! What kind of cologne was Reno wearing?!
Bethany: Talk about it. I was about suffocating!
Rude: Well, I guess that’s a wrap, huh?
Elena: I’m not done! I’m going to kill Reno! *runs out door*
Bethany: Guess its just us. Uhh, wanna go play some Final Fantasy? Tifa? Rude?
Tifa: Sounds great!
Rude: Why not?
Bethany: I think Elena will take care of Reno for us.
Matt: *chases after Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: What am I doing?
Matt: Hahaha!!!
Sephiroth: *stops*
Matt: *runs into Sephiroth* Ouch…
Sephiroth: That was pointless.
Matt: *rubbing head* That’s for sure.
Sephiroth: Reno did this.
Matt: So, what are we going to do about it?
Sephiroth: Nothing. The ramble is over. Wanna go get some fries?
Matt: Alright.
Reno: *strapped to a chair, begging* Please let me go!!!
Elena: Hahaha!
Reno: This isn’t fair!
Elena: Of course it is! *pulls a bright pink lipstick out of her makeup bag* Pucker up!!!
Reno: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
