Elena: I'm bored.
Reno: Who cares.
Rufus: *fiddles with shotgun* I'm bored too.
Rude: *sigh*
Reno: You're right. There's nothing to do.
Elena: We need to do something.
Rufus: Like what?
Reno: Why don't we bother Bethany?
Rude: That would be immature.
Elena: And mean.
Rufus: And dumb.
Reno: You guys are no fun.
Elena: We're bored, what do you expect?
Reno: I expect you guys to be up for anything if you're that bored.
Rufus: We don't wanna get in trouble though.
Reno: What would Bethany do?
Rude: Probably throw us into the Updates with you, Reno.
Elena: That'd be torture for anyone!
Reno: Funny.
Sephiroth: *materializes out of thin air* Hello fellow evil doers.
Reno: No, no, no. We're not being evil today.
Sephiroth: What?!
Reno: Oh, no one wants to me mischevous with me or go bother Bethany with me.
Sephiroth: Bother Bethany? Are you insane?!
Elena: Of course he is.
Reno: I don't need any of your output, Elena.
Elena: *sticks tongue out at Reno* PLPUPBPHBBPB!!!
Rufus: *rolls eyes* You two act like kids.
Sephiroth: I agree.
Reno: Shuddup!
Elena: Practice what you preach, bozo.
Reno: Hey, Elena...
Rude: *stands between the two to prevent fighting*
Sephiroth: Anyone up for a game of cards?
Rude: Sounds great.
Rufus: Count me in!
Reno: Hey! I thought we were going to bother Bethany!
Elena: No, Reno. That was all your idea. Count me in guys, I wanna play too!
Sephiroth: What do you want to play? Poker?
Reno: Strip Poker?
All Glare At Reno
Reno: What???
Rufus: Maybe we won't play cards.
Sephiroth: *pulls out sword* Would anyone like to join me in a fencing match?
Reno: What are the odds?
Sephiroth: *rolls eyes* We'll play to the death. Anyone? I'll play fair this time...
Elena: I would, but I'm kinda rusty on my 'perrys' and 'thrusts'.
Rude: No thanks.
Rufus: I stick soley to my shotgun.
Sephiroth: Reno? Care for a match?
Reno: I'll pass.
Sephiroth: *glares at all* Chickens.
Reno: Better a chicken than stir fry.
Elena: Now that was dumb.
Reno: Shut up!
Elena: Make me!
Reno: You are always butting in on me! You have a comment for every little thing I say!
Elena: *grits teeth and balls fists* Grrr...
Reno: What are you gonna do?
Elena: *practically jumps on Reno kicking and screaming and punching*
Rude: *gently pulls Elena off of beaten Reno* Break it up you two... Calm down Elena.
Sephiroth: Rude just saved your life, Reno.
Reno: *panting and brushing himself off* I... coulda fended... her off... myself... ooooh, my back... and leg... and neck...
Elena: Aww, come on! Lemme hurt him! Just a little more! Please! Just one more hit!
Sephiroth: You sound like a drug addict.
Elena: *calmly* I'm not on drugs.
Reno: Coulda fooled me! She-devil...
Elena: What was that, smarty pants???
Reno: I hear nothing, I see nothing, I speak nothing...
Elena: You're gonna get it.
Reno: Sure. That's what you always say.
Sephiroth: Reno, I predict if Rude let Elena go, you'd be dead in less than 12 seconds flat.
Reno: What are we all on Elena's side now?
Rufus: Reno, act your age.
Reno: What? Now its me?
Elena: Ha.
Reno: I don't need to mess with you guys anyway. You're all losers. Who needs you.
Sephiroth: I believe you do.
Reno: No I don't!
Sephiroth: If we weren't around, neither would you.
Reno: I... I... never thought of it that way...
Rufus: We all need each other. That's the way it is... Every person needs every other person...
Rude: *looks at Rufus strangely*
Reno: I'm still bored.
Sephiroth: Hanging around all of you boring people has also spread the 'boringness' and now I happen to be bored also.
Reno: Why don't you go serenade Bethany like you always do.
Sephiroth: Was that meant to be offensive?
Reno: Oh, no. I wouldn't offend you, Oh Mighty and Great Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: *gritting teeth* Reno, you dare get smart with me?
Reno: No! Not with you.
Sephiroth: *closes eyes and bows head* 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
Elena: What is he doing?
Rude I think he's attempting to calm down.
Elena: Oh... doesn't look like its working though...
Rude: Reno, run.
Reno: W-
Rude: Now.
Sephiroth: ...6... 7... 8... 9... 10...
Reno: *winces in fear, waiting for the attack*
Sephiroth: That works surprisingly well... you know, I feel better. I feel a lot better.
Rufus: Wow, Sephy! I'm impressed!
Sephiroth: *glares haughtily at Rufus* Do not call me Sephy!
Reno: Uh-oh...
Sephiroth: I let very few people call me by that name and you are not one of them. What do you say?
Rufus: Sorry, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Thank you.
Reno: *gulps, shoves hands in pockets, and whistles*
Sephiroth: I think I'll count to ten more often.
Reno: *mumbles* Good Idea...
Sephiroth: Until someone pushes me right over the edge!!! *attacks Reno with a vengence*
Elena: *gasp*
Rude: *covers Elena's eyes* Don't watch...
Bethany: *entering* Hi guys I... oh, no...
Rufus: No! Don't look Bethany!
Bethany: Oh, I see what's going on here.
Reno: B-bethany! H-help!
Sephiroth: Shuttup, you pesky fool!
Bethany: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: *immediately stops... stands holding a beaten and bruised Reno in one arm*
Bethany: Sephy... what are you doing to that Turk?
Sephiroth: I... uh... he...
Bethany: I thought you could control yourself better than that.
Reno: *barely able to talk* W...well, he did c-control hims-self... at first.
Bethany: Really? *looks at others*
Rude: *nods*
Rufus: Actually yeah, he did.
Elena: Right up until Reno bothered him to the last straw. I don't lame Sephiroth for his actions. With someone so annoying, it becomes hard to control yourself.
Bethany: *gives Elena a cock-eyed glance and turns to Reno* Reno?
Reno: Hmm?
Bethany: You know you deserved this.
Reno: Uh-huh...
Bethany: What do you have to say?
Reno: I... I'm s-sorry.
Bethany: Now come on... let's go wash you up. You've got some nasty cuts and bruises.
Reno: Yeah... Let's wash up... Together... *smiles slyly*
Elena: Reno... I'm warning you, touch a single hair of hers and I'll...
Reno: *winks*
Elena: OOh!
