Reno: I've got it!!!
Elena: You've got what?
Reno: The prefect idea...
Elena: Okay, by the tone of your voice I know you're up to something... I'm scarred...
Reno: No no no... its so perfect!
Elena: Nothing is perfect... especially anything coming from you.
Bethany: *entering compfy couch room with a friend* Hi guys! Whats up?
Elena: That's what I'd like to know. *looks at Reno expectantly*
Reno: We need everyone here! Bethany, can you make everyone come?
Bethany: Well, I suppose. Why?
Reno: I have the perfect idea...
Bethany: No... whatever you're thinking... no!
****: I'm worried...
Elena: Who are you anyway?
Bethany: OH! Sorry! Reno, Elena, this is Sake.
Sake: Heya, no da!
Elena: Hi Sake!
Reno: What kinda name is that?
Sake: What, you don't like it, Reno-chan? *glares menicingly at Reno*
Reno: *holds up hands defensively* No. No problem.
Bethany: Reno, what kinda idea is this anyway? There is no way I'm calling everyone here unless you have a really good idea. So spit it out!
Reno: I...
Elena: C'mon Reno! Hurry it up!
Reno: I am! What I was thinking was...
Sake: Can we go watch Star Wars again?
Bethany: Now that's a good idea!
Reno: Hey, hey! I'm not done yet!
Elena: You never started.
Reno: I think we should have a big ol' game of truth or dare. What do you guys think?
Everyone: *mouths drop open*
Elena: How childish are we?
Bethany: We used to play that in... 7th grade? Wow.
Sake: So, anyone up for Star Wars?
Reno: Oh, come on!
Bethany: We're too old to engage in that petty nonsense, Reno.
Elena: I agree.
Reno: But... but...
Sake: Oh, cut it out Reno.
Reno: Gimme a chance! Bethany, call everyone here, just for 5 minutes to see if anyone else is interested. Please???
Bethany: I really don't think I should... I...
Reno: *gives Bethany puppy eyes*
Sake: No! Don't fall for it!
Bethany: *sighs* Fine, Reno.
Elena: *smacks head* Doh!
Reno: Its my charm. Works every time!
Bethany: *shruggs shoulders* I couldn't resist.
Cid: What the %^$& is going on here!
Reno: We're all going to play a nice little game of Truth or Dare... Anyone care to jon us?
Sephiroth: You brought us all here just to offer us the measly everyday oppertunity to play a pathetic childish game of Truth or Dare???
Bethany: *pointing to Reno* He made me.
Elena: Well, if you don't want to play, you can all leave.
Everyone: *gets up and leaves*
Reno: *sticks hand in pocket and hums a tune... one by one, a select few characters wander back into the Big Compfy couch room*
Sake: Wow... a lotta people changing their minds or what? Reno-chan, whachu up to?
Reno: *crosses fingers* Nothing, why?
Elena: *suspiciously* No one wanted to play before, Reno... what'd you do to them?
Reno: *innocently* Nothing!
Bethany: *watching as people re-enter* ...Rufus? ...Matt? ...Rude? ...Tifa? ...Cid? ...Sephiroth???
Reno: Oooo! Look who wants to play! Okay, lets get started!
Sake: This is strange, no da...
Elena: Uh-huh...
Bethany: I swear I don't have manipulation materia this time! *looks around*
Sephiroth: *twitching* This time???
Bethany: I... I mean... Uh... *starts backing away*
Sephiroth: I've been manipulated by you all this time... haven't I? All this time! I've been such a fool! Never... never again... *slowly pulls out masamune and closes in on Bethany*
Bethany: Help?
Reno: Look, Sephy, she didn't mean to. It wasn't her fault. So you're easily manipulated. We all have our flaws. Now let's just play a nice calm game, shall we?
Sephiroth: You know, you're right. Let's play.
Reno: See? Now let's all get along and...
Matt: *whispering* Now who's got the materia?
Bethany: Reno... did you steal my materia?
Reno: No.
Bethany: Oh. Now why would I even suspect...
Reno: *shrugs & grins*
Matt: *whispering* He's using Bette's own weapon against her!
Elena: Reno! What are you up to?
Reno: Nothing, Elena.
Elena: *pleasantly* Of course not.
Reno: Shall we begin?
Rufus: Can I go first?
Reno: Sure.
Rufus: Okay... Rude, truth or dare?
Rude: ... ... ...
Rufus: Ummm, I take that as a dare.
Rude: *shrugs*
Rufus: Well then... oh oh oh! I've got it! I dare you to make a speech on the right of electricity providers to supply the whole Planet with life sucking power!
Reno: I will go first.
Rufus: Hey! What was wrong with that dare?
Reno: It was lame.
Rufus: *suddenly nearly crying* I'm... I'm so sorry!
Reno: Yeah, yeah. Anyway... Sake.
Sake: Yea, no da?
Reno: Truth or dare?
Sake: Knowing you and considering the circumstances I should take truth. But, in this case, I must go with dare!
Reno: *smiles evily* Good.
Elena: I'd watch out, Sake...
Reno: I dare you to... Get in a sword fight with Sephy over there.
Sephiroth: *smiles & waves*
Sake: *gulp* Wha?
Reno: Here. *hands her sword* you can borrow this.
Sake: I... I can't fight Seph-chan! He'd mutilate me!
Bethany: Come on Reno she's got a... what a lovely day it is, isn't it?
Reno: Oh, come come Sake. You can do it!
Sake: I... I... Alright. It doesn't sound that bad.
Reno: No. Of course not.
Sake: Actually, it sounds pretty darn good! Yea! *picks up sword and immediately starts battling with Sephiroth*
Matt: *whispering* This is so wrong...
Bethany: Uh-oh...
Reno: Well. Since Sake is busy, I'll just go again, if nobody minds.
Matt: I mi-... mi-... min-...
Reno: No you don't mind, Matt.
Matt: Of course not. What was I thinking?
Reno: Truth or Dare, Matt?
Matt: Tru-... dare.
Reno: Another good sport! Okay lemme think...
Matt: I meant truth! Truth, I tell you!
Reno: No, no Matt. You distinctively said DARE. And I dare you to get in a fist fight with Tifa!
Matt: No! That would be ungentleman-like!
Reno: Just do it, Matt.
Matt: Okay. *pulls some boxing gloves on* Hey, Tifa! Up for a fight?
Tifa: Matt? This isn't like you... But okay. *starts fighting Matt*
Reno: Let's see... who's next. Ah, Rufus!
Rufus: Look, Reno, I don't know what you've done to the others but It isn't going to work on me! You work for me, remember?
Reno: Used to. That's over now and technically, you're dead.
Rufus: And you're out of a job! Now let's just take this nice and easy. I pick truth.
Reno: I didn't even ask you yet.
Rufus: So? I still pick truth.
Reno: Truth or Dare?
Rufus: Dare.
Reno: Ah, changed your mind?
Rufus: Huh? I said Truth! Truth truth truth!!!
Reno: No you didn't. I dare you to kiss Elena.
Rufus: Oh, that's all? Okay then. *goes over to Elena and suddenly grabs her around the waist, dips her and gently kisses her on the lips*
Elena: *slaps Rufus who holds her, quite stunned himself* Why I oughta...
Rufus: Uh...
Elena: C'mere! *pulls Rufus closer and kisses him passionately*
Reno: *laughs* Now who do we have left? Hmmm...
Rude: ... ... ...
Cid: I'm leaving.
Reno: No, wait.
Bethany: *tries to tip toe away*
Reno: Beth-any?
Bethany: *stops dead in tracks* Ye-es?
Reno: Get back here!
Bethany: *sighs*
Cid: You're messed the $#@* up, Reno an' I'm leavin'.
Reno: No you're not.
Cid: Of course not.
Rude: ... ... ???
Reno: Cid, Rude... You two should get to know each other better. This song's for you. *mushy song starts in the background*
Bethany: RENO! You've got to stop this!
Reno: But its fun?
Bethany: No, Reno.
Reno: *laughs* You can't do anything now, Bethany. Look around...
Bethany: *gulps* And what do you have in store for me?
Reno: Hehehe... Truth or dare?
Bethany: Truth.
Reno: Hey! No fair! *pulls materia out of pocket and shakes it vigerously*
Bethany: HEY!
Reno: *looks at Bethany & at materia & then at Bethany again* Um...
Bethany: You did steal my materia!
Reano: Yeah, well... I uh... it was for a good purpose.
Bethany: So that Sake could beat the pulp outta Sephy, Tifa could punch Matt's lights out, Elena and Rufus could... well, whatever it is they're doing and so Cid and Rude could dance together???
Reno: No...
Bethany: Then why???
Reno: So I could dare you to kiss me.
Bethany: *eye twitches* What?
Reno: Kiss me.
Bethany: *leans over and kisses Reno, stealing back the materia*
Reno: *falls over* Wow...
Sake: *looking down at a quivering Sephiroth* Oh my... what have I done. Seph-chan? You okay?
Sephiroth: *rambles about nothing in particular*
Sake: *looks at long sword in her hand and quickly throws it behind her back and whistles*
Matt: *covering face, feels no more punches* Huh?
Tifa: *staring at hands in horror* Matt? Are... are you alright?
Matt: Uh... uh...
Tifa: S-sorry...
Elena: Opens her eyes and realizes she's in a liplock with Rufus and quickly pulls away* AGH!
Rufus: Huh? *touches face and looks at his fingers covered in lipstick*
Elena & Rufus: *look at each other and scream*
Cid: What the #@$%???
Rude: *backs away from Cid*
Cid: Oh, Reno is gonna get it good!
Bethany: Reno?
Reno: *still a bit dazed* Uh-huh?
Bethany: Reno, look here.
Reno: *vision clears and he sees everyone standing around him, all of them staring menicingly down at his frail self* Ummm... I'm sorry?
Bethany: Well, thanks for stopping by Sake! Its been great!
Sake: Thanks for inviting me, no da!
Bethany: No problem. You'll have to come again... maybe when its not so hectic.
Reno: *rolls by on hospital bed, in a full body cast* MMGHPH!!!
Small Crowd of FFVII Characters: Come back here you little...
Well. That was fun! Thanks a bunch to Sake (or Setzer), the one who gave me this wonderful idea of Truth or Dare, the game we used to play (and may still play) so often! Thanks, Sake for dropping by and do come again!!!
