Bethany: Hey Matt...
Matt: Yeah Bette?
Bethany: Let's do something.
Matt: Like what?
Bethany: Oh, I dunno... How bout we make a pie?
Matt: Well as long as Sephiroth isn't around...
Bethany: I know! Let's have a pie making contest!
Matt: Sounds fun as long as Sephiroth isn't allowed to enter!
Sephiroth: *appearing out of no where* Why not, Matthew?
Matt: *nervously* Heh, hi Sephy ol' pal!
Sephiroth: *looks at Bethany* When did I ever let him call me Sephy?
Bethany: Well, I do it.
Sephiroth: *rolls eyes*
Bethany: Well, guess I better invite everyone to "The Kitchen" so we can make some pies.
Sephiroth: Hmm. Sounds interesting. The cast from Final Fantasy VII baking pies...
Matt: I think my mommy's calling. I better go now... *starts walking quickly away*
Bethany: But Matt!
Sephiroth: Hey! *grabs Matt by collar and drags him back* I need you for my recipe... I mean you can be my honored partner, Matthew.
Bethany: *gives Sephiroth a cock-eyed glance*
Sephiroth: *shrugs*
Bethany: I guess I'll meet you two in "The Kitchen" then...
Matt: Help me... Please help me... I don't want to be a pie...
Sephiroth: *covers Matt's mouth* Right! To "The Kitchen" then!
Bethany: Yeah... And Sephy?
Sephiroth: *innocently* Yes?
Bethany: Don't do anything I wouldn't.
Sephiroth: *winks & crosses fingers behind back* No problem!
Bethany: La la la! Making pies is fun!
Rude: *smiles and rolls dough*
Bethany: Hey Rude, wasn't this a great idea?
Rude: *nods*
Bethany: Yeah, I thought so too. *cuts up some apples*
Reno: Hey! Why couldn't I be with Bethany? Why does Rude always get the girls? And how come he never does anything with them?
Elena: Shuttup Reno! He's a nice, manerly guy... something you'll never be, that's for sure!
Reno: I don't need to hear your mouth, Elena!
Elena: Why did I agree to pair up with you anyway? ...Oh yeah! Cause no one else would and I almost felt bad for you!
Reno: You're terrible, you know that? You're hurting my feelings!
Elena: *rolls eyes*
Yuffie: Ummmm... I think we need flour to make a pie... Do we?
Genevieve: Hmmm... Sounds right. I guess we should probably put some in, huh?
Yuffie: *nods and heaves enormous 10 pound bag of flour onto the table* Phew! You think this is enough?
Genevieve: *eyes bag suspiciously* I don't think so. Go ask some people if we can borrow some more flour.
Yuffie: How much more?
Genevieve: Uh... a whole bunch. As much as you can bum off of them.
Yuffie: Okay. You get the water... There is water in a pie, right? I mean isn't that what makes them juicy in the middle?
Genevieve: Probably... Oh Mr. Culligan Man!!!
Barret: Why do I hafta do any of this? I can't cook worth nothin'!
Tifa: Well that's okay. You're doing fine! Plus, with your gimmick arm, I don't even need a mixer!
Barret: Least I'm useful fer somethin'.
Tifa: Could you put the dough attachment on? We need to mix up the flour and stuff.
Barret: *groumbles*
Tifa: Don't look so down! Cooking is fun!
Yuffie: *innocently* Hi Tifa! Hi Barret!
Barret: Great.
Yuffie: Gee Barret! Nice to see you too!
Tifa: What do you need, Yuffie?
Yuffie: Can I borrow some flour?
Tifa: Sure! How much do you need?
Yuffie: *glances over her shoulder to watch Genevieve attempt to pour all 10 freaking pounds into small mixing bowl, but instead spills it all over herself* Hmm. An extra few pounds or so?
Tifa: Didn't anyone give you any flour?
Yuffie: Well... yeah... but...
Barret: Just give her the stinking flour already!
Tifa: *shoots Barret a mean look* Okay. Here you go. *hands Yuffie 5 pounds of flour.
Yuffie: *smiles really big* Thanks!
Sephiroth: Hmmm... Dough is done... and cooked. Topping is finished... Guess I'll just have to make the finnling now. Would you like to help me, Matthew?
Matt: *bound and gagged, shakes head vigorously* Mmgph!
Sephiroth: You don't want to help me?
Matt: *shakes head again* Hmgm Hmgm!
Sephiroth: Okay. Do you mind then if I use you in the pie?
Matt: *nods* Ugm Ugm!!!
Sephiroth: Oh, you want to be in my pie?
Matt: *eyes widen* Mmmmmughph!!!!
Sephiroth: HAHAHA!!!
Yuffie: *dragging a wagon behind her* Hi Seph-eee-roth!
Sephiroth: *spins around and stands in front of Matt, so no one will see him bound and gagged* Why hello, Yuffie. What do you need?
Yuffie: *trying to glance over Sephiroth's shoulder while he moves to block her view* Where's... Matt?
Sephiroth: He's indispose at the moment... can I take a message?
Yuffie: No... that's okay. Just wondering. Uh, do you have any flour I could borrow?
Sephiroth: As a matter of fact, yes we do! *easily picks up and hands a 20 pound bag of flour to Yuffie who struggles to put it in the back of her wagon.
Yuffie: Thanks!
Sephiroth: Uh-huh! Anytime! *watches Yuffie leave and then turns back to Matt* Now as for you...
Marlene: Hey Mr. Cid! How do you bake a pie?
Cid: I don't know.
Marlene: Then how are we s'posed to make one?
Cid: I don't know that either.
Marlene: We could always have Tifa bake us a pie. She makes good pies. I ate an apple pie once.
Cid: Oh you did?
Marlene: Uh-huh! It was good too. You know why?
Cid: *rolls eyes* No, why?
Marlene: Cause Tifa made it. Hey there's Yuffie!
Yuffie: *innocently, pulling hard on the wagon following her* Hi Marlene! Hi Cid!
Cid: *rolls eyes again* Whatcha want?
Yuffie: Ummm... Could I borrow a bit of flour?
Cid: Well, why the heck not! We're not gonna use any!
Yuffie: Gee, thanks!
Cid: *hands Yuffie a 30 pound bag of flour* There ya go!
Yuffie: Urgh! *has great difficulty lifting the bag onto the wagon*
Cid: Have fun making a pie!
Bethany: Now... how long do we bake this for?
Rude: According to the recipe, we should bake it for an hour with the oven at about 350' or so.
Bethany: Okay, you set the timer and I'll set the oven.
Yuffie: *slowly pulling a very heavy wagon filled with flour* Hi guys!
Bethany: Hi Yuffie.
Yuffie: Hey, do you guys have any flour I could borrow?
Bethany: *looking at the filled wagon* You need more?
Yuffie: *looking back at the wagon, sizing up all the flour* Yup.
Rude: *lifts a 40 pound bag off of the table and hands it to Yuffie who's legs wobble under the imense weight*
Yuffie: Th-thanks... Rude.
Rude: *smiles* No problem.
Reno: *holding an empty bottle* ...and I said to her, "Why not? What else is there to live *hic* for." I dunno. I really thought that *hic* that would get her. No no no. There was no way of convincing the broad. She was *hic* waaay too high strung...
Elena: *making the pie* Reno what have you been drinking???
Reno: Hmm. *holds bottle up to his face* S-au-ter-n...
Elena: *turning around and making a face* You drank cooking wine??? Yuck!
Reno: It was good. Just *hic* like that other woman... Wow. Now she was up for some fun... until I took my Halloween costume off... That was a long time *hic* ago. I was only a teen...
Elena: *rolls eyes* Pathetic.
Yuffie: *laboring to pull an over-bearing wagon full of flour* Hey *huff* you guys *puff*... Could I *wheeze* borrow some *cough* flour?
Reno: Flour? Flower. I gave a flower to a woman once. She *hic* thought it was the nicest thing... Probably the nicest thing I've ever done... for *hic* her. I tried something else *hic* once... But I didn't get very far...
Yuffie: What's wrong with him?
Elena: He drank the cooking wine.
Yuffie: Yuck!
Elena: Why do you need flour? Looks like you have plenty enough.
Yuffie: Genevieve said to get as much as I could. We need it to make a good pie.
Elena: *looks at overflowing flour-wagon doubtfully* You sure?
Yuffie: Yup.
Elena: Okay. Reno, get the flour for her.
Reno: Oh, fine. I*hic*ll get it. *lifts the 50 pound bag of flour and sways to and fro, accidentally dropping the bag onto Yuffie* Whoopsy...
Yuffie: OWWW!!! You stupid Turk! Get this offa me!
Elena: Reno! Look what you did! *helps lift the bag of flour off of Yuffie and into the wagon* Sorry, Yuffie.
Yuffie: Yeah, yeah. *struggles once again to pull the massive weight of the flour*
Genevieve: Where is that flour? Yuffie should have been here by now. Well it is a big kitchen...
Yuffie: Here it is!
Genevieve: What took you so-wow... That's a lot of flour...
Yuffie: Don't even tell me we didn't need this much...
Genevieve: Oh, no this is fine... This is wonderful!
Yuffie: Why do we need this much anyway?
Genevieve: For the flour battle, silly!
Yuffie: Flour battle?
Genevieve: Yeah, why not?
Yuffie: I brought all that stinking flour over here, just to get in trouble by starting a flour battle???
Genevieve: *nods*
Yuffie: Yeah, sounds great!
Genevieve: I tried filling all those pots with flour so that we could just dump it on them. That *pointing to the wagon* is where we re-fill!
Yuffie: Yes!!! Genevieve: *picks up a pot of flour and marches forward* Onward mates!
Yuffie: You want me to drag this thing behind me???
Genevieve: *sweetly* If you don't mind...
Yuffie: *rolls eyes but reluctantly starts pulling wagon, again*
Bethany: Mmmm... Doesn't that smell sooo good???
Rude: *smiles and nods*
Genevieve: Oh, it does!
Bethany: *turning around* You think so?
Genevieve: NOT!!! *throws whole pot of flour onto Bethany.
Rude: Hey! Is that all you wanted that flour for? That's wasting!
Yuffie: I didn't see you using it! *throws a pot of flour on Rude*
Behany: *cough cough* I've been floured!
Rude: *spitting flour out of his mouth* Someone get those two!!!
Genevieve: You can't catch us! *starts running to another table*
Yuffie: Grabs wagon and starts after Genevieve* Haha! This is great!
Tifa: Look, Barret! The pie is all finished!
Barret: Does that mean I can be the taste tester?
Tifa: Funny. No, not yet...
Yuffie: I'll taste it!
Tifa: *spins around only to be sudenly covered with a pot-full of flour* AAHH!!
Barret: What is this?
Genevieve: A hold up! Give us your pie and be covered with flour!!! *throws pot of flour on Barret who stumbles backwards*
Tifa: No! You can't have it!
Yuffie: *grabs pie out of Tifa's hands and throws it to Genevieve* Yes we can!
Genevieve: *catching the pie* Haha! We have your pie and you can't have it back!
Yuffie: Let's make a break for it!
Genevieve: Alright! *runs away*
Yuffie: Urgh... I hafta pull this stupid wagon don't I? * reluctanly starts heaving wagon away as quickly as possible*
Sephiroth: Hmm... Now that the pi is all finished... I need garnish. It needs to be as beautiful as possible.
Genevieve: How bout a little... FLOUR! *throws a pot of flour onto the large pie*
Sephiroth: You unworthy fool!!! *eyes blazing, grabs sword*
Yuffie: Okay, maybe we shouldn't have thrown flour on his pie... *throws pot of flour onto Sephiroth*
Genevieve: *looks at Yuffie like she's nuts* Why the freak did you do that? You want us killed, don't you?
Yuffie: He was already mad you threw flour on his pie... it didn't look like he could get any worse...
Sephiroth: *swipes at both Yuffie & Genevieve with sword* I'll get you both!!!
Genevieve: He is mad!
Yuffie: Oh, you noticed?
Genevieve: Shuddup!
Sephiroth: *brings masamune down onto the pie instead of one of the girls*
Matt: *gasping for breath and popping out of the pie* Fresh Air!!!
Sephiroth: NOOO!!! You eveil little creatons have caused me to release MATTHEW!!! You both will die an untimely death!
Genevieve: What do you say? Time to leave, Yuffie?
Yuffie: Brilliant idea, Genevieve!
Yuffie: *quickly pulls the wagon away from a very disturbed Sephiroth who looks as if he is about to pull a SuperNova on them*
Genevieve: *sprints ahead of Yuffie to Cid & Marlene's table*
Cid: Well, we're not gonna win any stinking pie eatin' contest.
Marlene: Why not, Mr. Cid?
Cid: Not ta be harsh, Marlene... But when ya don't have a stupid pie, you can't win no stinking pie contest!
Marlene: I guess we shoulda made a pie then, huh?
Yuffie: What? You guys didn't even make a pie?
Genevieve: No? Well, then. You'll get 'floured' just for not making a pie!!! *throws a pot of flour on Cid*
Cid: Hey! What the flip do ya think yer doin??
Yuffie: *dumps a pot of flour over Marlene who starts howling*
Marlene: Looky! I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost, Mr. Cid!
Cid: You two are in for some trouble!
Genevieve: Not in this lifetime! *zips away*
Yuffie: See ya, sucker! *grabs wagon and follows Genevieve*
Elena: Reno? Are you still strung up from that *gag* cooking wine?
Reno: Oh... *hic* I'm fine. Don't worry... Fine. A woman almost called me fine once... She wasn't *hic* too pretty though...
Elena: Why did I even ask?
Yuffie: You shouldn't have.
Elena: Wha- *spins around and gets wailed on with flour* -ahhh!
Genevieve: Oh Reno!
Reno: ...she was not my type. I... *gets flour dumped on him*
Yuffie: Haha! You guys are all white!
Elena: Why I oughta...
Sephiroth: ...mutilate their puny forms until their near existance diminishes???
Elena: Yeah, something like that...
Reno: She threw flour on me...
Cid: You guys are gonna get it!
Bethany: Genevieve... prepare to meet your ultimite demise!
Sephiroth: Hey, that was pretty good...
Bethany: Thanks!
Tifa: My pretty pie is all gone!!! You guys took it! Its payback time!
Rude: * punches one fist into the other*
Marlene: Yeah! You guys are mean!
Barret: *growls menacingly*
Matt: Well, they did end up getting me out of that pie Sephiroth put me in...
Everyone: Shuddup!
Matt: Well...
Sephiroth: *picking up Genevieve and Yuffie by the collar* What shall we do with them?
Bethany: CHINESE WATER TORTURE!!!
Elena: Ow...
Reno: Why don't we *hic* all get along...
Rude: No, Reno. Not this time. Those two little heathans threw flour all over me... They will get what they deserve and so much more...
Yuffie: Gee Rude, I'm touched.
Genevieve: What we deserve... that's good... Right?
Elena: Not nearly!
Bethany: Let's take em to "The dungeon" and do something terrible to them there!
Matt: So, Bethany... What did you end up doing to those two anyhow?
Bethany: Well it was something that I couldn't live through...
Genevieve: NO! AGH! I can't take anymore of this!!!
Yuffie: Oh, make it STOP!!!
Genevieve: I didn't mean to... I didn't... really I didn't...
Yuffie: *wimper wimper* Your brother is... so... boring!!!
Genevieve: *wimper wimper* I... I know!!!
