Reno: So whaddoya think about Friday? No good? Saturday? No? How bout Sunday? You're not free? Well, gee... maybe some other time then... right? Bye. *puts down phone and buries head in hands*
Rufus: Nice try.
Reno: Yeah, well you couldn't do any better!
Sephiroth: Why don't you two imbiciles stop complaining. You're both hopeless.
Reno: I haven't seen you go out since... since... did you ever go out?
Sephiroth: Well... I, uh...
Rufus: Don't tell me the Great Sephiroth has never been on a date before!
Sephiroth: So what if I haven't?
Reno: No problem.
Sephiroth: What do you mean?
Reno: Me and the prez over here could get you hooked up with someone.
Rufus: *starts inching away* That's what you think.
Reno: Oh, comon! You're no fun!
Rufus: When we accidentally hook Sephiroth with the wrong lady and he goes balistic...
Reno: Huh?
Sephiroth: I'm sure if I wanted a date I could easily get one.
Rufus: Yeah, I'm sure the ladies are really lured in by that nice long sword of yours.
Reno: Uh-huh... After Aeris, I'm sure no woman would want to get near you.
Sephiroth: I-it wasn't a-all my fault...
Reno & Rufus: Sure.
Sephiroth: *holds up long sword* It wasn't!!!
Rufus: I'm sure it was all Aeris...
Reno: Yeah. She probably accidentally ran into your sword.
Rufus: Never really liked the girl anyhow.
Reno: Nah, she wore too much pink.
Sephiroth: *smiles & lowers sword*
Reno: So, Sephy... Who is it you'd like a date with anyhow?
Sephiroth: Well...
Rufus: OH! Can I guess???
Sephiroth: I...
Reno: Well its not Yuffie... she's just too dang annoying... am I right?
Sephiroth: I guess... but...
Rufus: And its not Tifa... She wouldn't go out with you anyhow.
Sephiroth: Probably not... but...
Reno: It couldn't be Aeris. You killed her.
Rufus: Plus all that pink...
Sephiroth: True... but...
Reno: And don't you even think about going out with Elena! Yuck!
Rufus: She's a feisty one!
Sephiroth: But... hey! How would you know?
Rufus: So what if I did...uh... I mean...
Reno: *looks at him cockeyed*
Sephiroth: Anyway...
Rufus: Hmmm... You wouldn't wanna go with Bethany's little sister...
Reno: Way too young.
Sephiroth: Yeah... but...
Rufus: And Bethany? Well, she manipulates you.
Reno: I wouldn't trust her on a date...
Sephiroth: But... I...
Reno: And you wouldn't wanna go with... with... who else would be a prime canidate?
Rufus: Hmmm... Have we exhausted all the possibilities?
Sephiroth: *crosses arms and taps foot*
Reno: Gee, that was quick.
Rufus: Guess it'll just be the guys night out then, eh? What'll we do?
Sephiroth: You haven't let me say but a word between your two blabbering mouths!
Reno: We named everyone... who would you want to go out with?
Rufus: Or should we say who could you go out with?
Sephiroth: Well, since I don't know any of them very well...
Reno: Way to go! Pimp-man Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: No you idiot! I'm simply going to take each one of them out to a movie and see who I find the most appealing, according to my standards.
Rufus: Oh.
Reno: You sure are a strange one.
Sephiroth: *glares at Reno harshly*
Reno: Sorry.
Rufus: Well, I guess Reno & I could give you some tips on dating, seing that you've never been on one before.
Sephiroth: What kind of tips?
Reno: How to persuade them to let you...
Rufus: Reno, that's far enough.
Reno: I was just...
Sephiroth: *glares at Reno, again*
Reno: Gawd, if looks could kill...
Rufus: You'd be dead a long time ago.
Reno: *glares at Rufus* Shuddup.
Matt: Hey guys, whats up?
Sephiroth: These two fools are trying to teach me how to behave on a date.
Reno: Trying...
Matt: Oh, how nice... who you going on a date with?
Sephiroth: Well... everyone.
Matt: *swallows hard* Oh?
Rufus: He wants to take all of the ladies out on a seperate date to see who he might be interested in.
Matt: I see. Who's the first canidate?
Reno: I think we should start with Genevieve.
Matt: No! Don't tell me you're going on a date with her too!
Sephiroth: I'm going on a date with each person.
Reno: Now, I would...
Everyone: Shuddup, Reno.
Reno: Geez.
Matt: Where are you going to take them?
Rufus: Why not take them to the movies?
Matt: Yeah! That's always fun! I've taken Bethany to the movies before & we had a great time!
Reno: Oh, how was it... and I want details... see if you've done good... if you know what I mean...
Matt: Shuddup. We went as friends.
Reno: Well, that's no fun...
Rufus: Your definition of fun and everyone else's definition of fun are very different, Reno.
Sephiroth: That's a good idea. I'll take them to the movies!
Reno: Well, first you've got to get a date... if possible...
Sephiroth: *glares at Reno*
Rufus: Better get calling, Seph. *hands Sephiroth the phone and the little black book*
Matt: Have fun!
Sephiroth: So... everyone enjoing the movie?
Yuffie: I dunno. I would have enjoyed something with a little more action. "The Marshmallow Kids Meet Mr. Sun" doesn't cut it if you know what I mean.
Aeris: Well, I like the marshmallow kids!
Bethany: *rolls eyes*
Sephiroth: Well, we couldn't get into much else since we brought Bethany's sister along with us.
Bethany: You know, Sephy... We could just drop her off somewhere... maybe on a street coner... a desolate island... maybe another planet...
Genevieve: HEY!!!
Audience: SHHHH!!!
Tifa: Hehe... Sorry.
Sephiroth: Its an interesting movie...
Bethany: Yeah if you like little kids who greatly resemble marshmallows and sing and hop around...
Yuffie: Wouldn't it be really funny if the marshmallow kids got burnt by Mr.Sun???
Audience: SHHHH!!!
Tifa: Sorry... Keep it down you guys!
Genevieve: Yeah! We're trying to watch the movie!
Elena: It isn't too bad...
Yuffie: Yeah it is.
Sephiroth: Anyone want popcorn?
Bethany: Uh-huh... *takes a handful and shoves it into her mouth*
Genevieve: Me too! I want some!
Yuffie: Hey! Save some for me!!!
Aeris: May I have some too?
Elena: Don't hog it all!!!
Audience: SHHHH!
Tifa: Oh, boy... Sorry! You guys, knock it off!
Bethany: AGH! You guys! *as everyone else dives at her to get popcorn... Popcorn flies in all directions*
Sephiroth: *buries head in hands*
Tifa: Stop it right now!!!
Audience: SHHHH!
Tifa: *balls fists* And why don't you shuddup too!!!
GuyInTheBackOfTheAudience: Hey woman! Shut yer trap and siddown!!!
Tifa: *hurtles over movie seats toward back of theater* Grrr!!!
Sephiroth: Should I help or stay in my own business?
Bethany: Wow, she's wailing on him! *watches as man's limp body flies through the air and hits the other side of the theater wall*
Tifa: Anyone else wanna shush me now??? *everyone stres ahead silently* Yeah, that's what I thought.
Sephiroth: I liked how you threw him with such little effort...
Tifa: *bluching* Well, he ticked me off after awhile.
Sephiroth: You look beautiful when you are ticked off though.
Tifa: Thank you...
Sephiroth: So... you want to go out and get something to eat?
Tifa: I'd love too... but what about them? *points to group of girls wrestling for popcorn*
Sephiroth: Looks like they can fend for themselves.
Tifa: Okay, let's go.
Aeris: Oh, my... *looks at the theater floor where remains of candy and popcorn, drinks and other snacks lie* This will never do...
Elena: Ah, the people who work here will clean it up.
Aeris: But it would be a hassle for them.
Bethany: They get paid to do that kind of stuff.
Aeris: But... but...
Genevieve: Can we go to McDonald's?
Yuffie: I'm driving!!!
Bethany: Where'd Tifa & Sephy go?
Elena: Away. They couldn't stand us.
Genevieve: Wasn't it cool how Tifa threw that mean guy into the other side of the theater???
Yuffie: Oh, you bet! I bet I could do the same!
Bethany: *rolls eyes* Sure you could...
Elena: I'm leaving.
Bethany: Me too.
Aeris: Wait! Aren't you going to help me clean up this mess? You guys!
Yuffie: Hey, Veve! Let's go practice our punching skills!
Genevieve: Okay!!!
Aeris: Well, at least I'm helping the poor people who work here... Oh, wait! The movie isn't over... I can finish watching the marshmallow kids meet Mr. Sun!!! I'm so excited!!!
