Bethany: *walks into room with big compfy couch with a cd in hand*
Matt: *walks in next, carrying cd player*
Bethany: *smiles and looks at cd case* SKA...
Matt: *smiles while plugging in cd player* Oh, yeah...
Bethany: *puts in cd* This'll be great...
Matt: You bet...
Yuffie: Hey everyone! I'm here! Its me, the life of the party... *looks around at empty room besides Matt and Bethany* Am I early or what?
Bethany: The others should be arriving soon now...
Matt: Very soon...
Yuffie: *shrugs and sits on the big compfy couch*
Tifa: *walks in with Cloud* Hi Bette, hi Matt! Where is everyone?
Bethany: They'll be here...
Barret: *walks in with Marlene*
Cait Sith: I didn't miss any of the action yet, did I?
Matt: No, you're right on time...
Rufus: *strolls in, shotgun in hand*
Cid: *cursing up a storm* @#$% @&*% @#%$!!! I'm not late am I?
Bethany: Not at all...
The Turks: *casually walk in*
Vincent: *emerges from the shadows*
Sephiroth: *storms in, a scowl on his face, and holding his masamune*
Bethany: I believe everyone is here...
Matt: Shall we start...?
Bethany: Indeed...
Yuffie: What are we doing?
Bethany: I was getting to that...
Yuffie: Why do you keep talking like that?
Bethany: What do you mean...?
Yuffie: The three dots...
Matt: Oh... That's to make us look like we are mysterious, I guess.
Yuffie: Oh. Okay.
Tifa: So, what are we all here for?
Matt: We're gonna teach you guys how to skank.
Cloud: Skank?
Cid: What the &^$% is skanking?
Barret: Hey Cid, watch yer @&%$ mouth! Marlene's in here!
Cid: Sorry. *mubles various curses under breath*
Bethany: Skanking is dancing... sorta.
Matt: We can't really explain it in words.
Reno: If you can't explain how to do it, how are we supposed to do it?
Bethany: We'll show you.
Matt: This should be interesting.
Bethany: Everyone, ready?
Matt: Just watch us and follow along.
Bethany: *flips the 'on' switch and music fills the room*
Matt: *gets the beat and starts tapping his feet*
Tifa: *shrugs and also taps foot... others follow along*
Bethany: *starts bouncing up and down*
Yuffie: This could be fun! *starts jumping up and down*
Matt: *jumps up and down, head bangs and flails arms at the same time*
Bethany: *does the same and gets some hip movement going on*
Cait Sith: *bonces up and down on his mog which is also bouncing and waving its massive arms in the air*
Marlene: Daddy daddy, look at me! *hops up and down really fast* You do it too!
Barret: *grumbles but also starts jumping up and down*
Elena: *glances over at Reno who looks utterly bored*
Reno: This is terrible! You skank alone! Now if I could skank with someone...
Elena: Reno, you're such a pervert. *starts skanking herself*
Reno: I think you're all nuts!
Cid: Shut yer &%#$ mouth, you pansy @$$!
Reno: I don't see you dancing either, old man!
Cid: Old man is right! That's why I'm not. Might throw my back outta place.
Bethany: Comon Cid!
Matt: You can do eeet!!!
Cid: *groumbles but starts skanking with the rest*
Rufus: This is insane! Why did I bother showing up?
Reno: Cause Bethany told you too.
Rufus: What could she do if I hadn't shown up? Eh?
Reno: See him? *points to a very perturbed looking Sephiroth*
Rufus: He wouldn't want to bother with me.
Reno: Bethany has more control over him than anyone I've seen... even more so than Jenova, so I hear...
Rufus: Scarry...
Reno: *nods slightly*
Rude: *slams into Matt*
Matt: *looks at him and nods* MOSH PIT!!!
Rude and Matt: *hurl themselves at each other*
Barret: Marlene, go skank with Bethany and Yuffie where its safe!
Marlene: *hopping with avengence* o-o-ok-a-a-ay d-d-da-a-a-d-y-y!!!
Barret: Here I come! *bounces into Matt and Rude who bounce him back, plowing over Sephiroth who lays there dazed*
Barret: Whoops. *Jumps back into the Mosh pit*
Bethany: Hey Sephy! Come join us!
Sephiroth: *slowly sitting up* No, that's quite all right. I'm not in the mood to dance like a fool at the moment.
Bethany: Oh come on!
Rufus: He has some sense.
Reno: Yeah.
Sephiroth: *glares haughtily at Rufus and Reno*
Rufus: *defensively* I said that as a compliment!
Sephiroth: I didn't take it as one!
Reno: Boy, are you touchy!
Sephiroth: *picks both Rufus and Reno up and pitches them into the mosh pit, in between Matt, Rude, Barret, Cait Sith, Cloud, Vincent, and Cid as they all throw themselves together... bodies fly in all directions*
Bethany: Ouch...
Yuffie: That had to hurt!
Tifa: *winces* Uh-huh...
MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPS
Matt: *pulling himself from under a pile of various people* Great party!
Bethany: Oh, you bet!
Marlene: *still bouncing up and down* I-I-I ca-a-an't-t-t-t st-t-t-op-p-p!!!
Barret: I'm comin hunny! *throws Reno, who happened to land on top of him, into the nearest wall and goes over to a bouncing Marlene*
Bethany: Whaddoya say... next week, same time?
MUMBLES AND GRUMBLES HEARD THROUGHOUT ROOM
Bethany: Oh, we'll have lots of fun...
Moshing, skanking... Its all fun! I thought I'd introduce the gang to ska dancing. I like it, and thought they'd like to try something new... hehehe... Yes, its true. Matt and I are ska fans all the way!!! Oh, and no characters were hurt in the process of either skanking or moshing!
