Rufus: This sucks.
Reno: Which of many quite obvious reasons is that?
Elena: Is it because we aren't allowed to leave this page?
Rude: ... ... ...
Tseng: Is it because we're at Bethany's mercy?
Rufus: No.
Reno: Then why the heck are you so peeved???
Rufus: Well...
Elena: Yeah?
Rufus: You remember the last ramble we were in... the shopping one?
Rude: ...*nods*...
Tseng: I wasn't in that one...
Reno: You weren't in any of them!
Tseng: Hey... come to think of it... I'm not in any of them! This is my first one!
Rufus: Hey... you guys are supposed to be asking me why I'm so depressed.
Elena: Did Bethany forget about you? I don't think she meant to leave you out.
Rufus: But you guys are supposed to talk to me!
Reno: Well, we'll just have to get Bethany in here to see wht the doggon problem is!
Tseng: Do you know where she is?
Elena: Don't worry! I'll find her and be back in 10 seconds!
Rude: ... ... ...
Reno: One... Two... Three...
Tseng: She wouldn't have forgotten about me, would she???
Rufus: *whinning* You guys! Listen to me!!!
Reno: ...four... five... six...
Rude: ... ... ...
Tseng: No... she wouldn't just leave me out for no good reason...
Rufus: Listen to me!!! I got all these stupid ucky stains on my nice white suit and- hey! You aren't listening!!!
Reno: ...seven... eight... nine...
Rude: ...ten.
*everyone including Elena and Bethany who just walked in stare at Rude*
Rude: *shrugs*
Bethany: Hi guys!
Reno: Why hello Bethany... Looking as sexy as usual, I see...
Bethany: If you want a black eye, keep it up.
Reno: *grumbles*
Bethany: Tseng, Elena said you needed to ask me something.
Tseng: Oh, yes. I was wondering... why am I not in any of the other rambles?
Bethany: Well, you're dead.
Tseng: Yeah, but Rufus is dead! So is Sephiroth! And Aeris too and according to some people you don't like her-
Bethany: Yeah well...
Reno: Yeah... come to think of it, you put a lot of dead people in... but not Tseng. What, do you have something against the poor guy or what???
Elena: *shrugs*
Rude: ... ... ...
Bethany: I just... forgot! A simple mistake any human being could make!
Reno: I think we should torture her!
Tseng: Maybe...
Rufus: Why not throw a pity party for me? Hey! Hey guys? Where are you taking Bethany???
A LONG WHILE LATER
Reno: now isn't this better?
Tseng: I suppose. But those ants hafta hurt! Were'd you get the idea to cover her up to her head in dirt and then cover her face with honey?
Reno: Sephiroth in the Sibling Ramble.
Tseng: I'll have to go check that one out.
Reno: You know what would be even better than this? *smiles evily*
ANOTHER LONG WHILE LATER
Tseng: Rufus looks really mad... maybe we shouldn't have burried him with Elena, Bethany, and Rude.
Reno: Aww, he'll get over it. Now abuot the stains he's gonna get in that nice white suit of his... oh boy!
Okay... this one was really really short. I know, but I felt like writing something small, pathetic, and useless. Well, there we go! That explains it...
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