Genevieve: Hello, everyone! I didn’t think it was fair that Bethany got to star in all the rambles, so I’m going to write one that I star in! Its about time, huh?
Sephiroth: *materializes* Genevieve… May I ask-
Genevieve: Call me Veve.
Sephiroth: Veve, may I ask what you are doing here in the Big Compfy Couch Room alone, under no adult supervision whatsoever?
Genevieve: I’m starring in my own ramble.
Sephiroth: Is that so?
Genevieve: Yep. Cool, huh?
Sephiroth: What does your sister think about this?
Genevieve: Who, Bethany?
Sephiroth: No, the Pope... Who do you think?
Genevieve: She doesn’t think... uh, she has a disibility. She’s retarted.
Sephiroth: *gives Genevieve a cock-eyed glance* I believe you’re mistaken...
Genevieve: Sephiroth, leave me alone! I never get to be in my own rambles!
Sephiroth: Suit yourself. I think I’ll mosey on over and tell Bethany what you’re up to though...
Genevieve: You... you wouldn’t!
Sephiroth: Wouldn’t I? *vanishes into thin air*
Genevieve: Grrr... How come Sephiroth gets to be Bethany’s big, mighty, and powerful slave?! It isn’t fair! Where does she get that manipulative materia...?
Reno: *entering* La la la... Hi, Genevieve. Where’s your sister?
Genevieve: Who cares... Why is it when I’m around everyone automatically predicts that my sister is mingling somewhere near also?
Reno: Uh... is that a trick question, or did I miss something? Your sister is always around when you are. It’s a rule.
Genevieve: Nu-uh!
Reno: I’m afraid so. Look at the plaque on the wall with all the rules.
Genevieve: Let’s see... No more than 478 and 1/3 characters in the ramble room at a time... No bad attitude characters allowed... No chocobos... No red-headed perverts... *glances at Reno who raises arms and shakes head* No lifting heavy file cabinets unless under special supervision...? And no siblings allowed unless accompanied by an older sister named Bethany. Hey!
Reno: Those are the rules. You are not allowed in here.
Genevieve: You aren’t either... see, No red-headed perverts. That means you!
Reno: No, they make an exception for me.
Genevieve: Only cause Bethany likes you…
Reno: She... she does?
Genevieve: Oh, yeah. She talks about you and your sexy messed up suit and hair all the time.
Reno: R-really?
Genevieve: Duh! But she’s dumb and would deny everything since I told you.
Reno: Oh...
Elena: *entering* Hi Reno, hi Genevieve... Wait. Where’s Bethany... Genevieve, did you tie her up again?
Genevieve: You know that woulda been a good idea.
Elena: Where is she then?
Reno: Not here.
Elena: I can see that, numbskull! Where is she?
Reno: I don’t know!
Elena: I wasn’t asking you!
Reno: It sure sounded like it!
Elena: Ahem... GENEVIEVE, where is your sister?
Genevieve: Sleeping at home.
Reno: You think she’d mind if I stopped by? I wouldn’t wake her up...
Elena: Cut it out Reno. She’d beat you senseless if you walked in on her. She can’t stand you!
Reno: That’s not what my good pal Veve over here had to say...
Elena: *slaps herself in head* Genevieve, what did you tell this poor unknowing individual?
Genevieve: What Bethany said about him.
Elena: Didn’t Bethany say he was mean, nasty, and ignorant?
Genevieve: No...
Elena: Yes, she did. You just don’t remember... The poor girl has amnesia!
Genevieve: No I don’t! I’m fine! That’s what Bethany told me! I’m not lying!
Reno: Ha! Elena, I told you so.
Elena: Oh, fine. I give up. So she does like you. I was just trying to help her... keep the poor girl away from you...
Reno: Why? I didn’t do anything!
Elena: Just look at you Reno! You’re a pervert and a slob! I dunno what she sees in you! I just don’t want her to get messed up with the wrong guy.
Genevieve: Okay, you guys. Enough chit-chat. Its time to have some fun!
Elena: What?
Reno: I’m confused…
Elena: You’re always confused.
Reno: Shuttup! I am not! All the time.
Elena: Sure you are...
Genevieve: Let’s see... what shall we do first?
Elena: Why not go home and go to bed where we won’t get in too much trouble.
Genevieve: Oh, you guys are no fun! No fun at all!
Reno: I didn’t say anything.
Elena: ...for once.
Reno: Elena, I’m getting quite sick of your rude remarks!
Elena: Its what you get.
Genevieve: Cut it out you two! We’ve got things to do and people to see.
Elena: Who?
Genevieve: Why don’t we give Cid a visit…
Reno: Cid? Are you nuts? It’s the middle of the night! He’d be pissed!
Genevieve: I know.
Elena: Then why do you want to do it?
Genevieve: Cause it would be funny!
Reno: This is insane! He’s gonna kill us!
Genevieve: If he finds out we’re the ones waking him up… I’ll blame it on Bethany and Sephiroth.
Elena: Oh, so that’s our back-up plan? Nice.
Reno: Yeah, that’ll work real good. So how bad you think we’ll be tortured by Sephiroth once he finds out we blamed this on him?
Elena: Really bad...
Genevieve: Oh, lighten up you guys. Then I’ll only blame it on Bethany.
Elena: So then we’ll just get kicked out of the rambles all together. That’s even better.
Reno: Yeah, I think I’d rather be tortured mercilessly by Sephiroth rather than thrown out of the rambles.
Genevieve: Just shuttup and trust me you wusses.
Elena: *whispering* We actually listen to her... That scares me...
Reno: Would you guys care if I left? I don't want beat to a pulp by Cid when he goes into a mad rage...
Genevieve: Fine... Elena! Get me the Whipped Cream!
Reno: Well... maybe I'll just watch...
Elena: *hands container of rich creamy lather to Genevieve* Here you go.
Genevieve: *takes a handful of whipped cream and places it on Cid's hand*
Reno: I can't watch! *covers eyes, partially*
Elena: *gulp* Need the feather?
Genevieve: Yes... *takes feather and tickles Cid's nose.
Cid: *grunt*
Elena: *stifles laugh*
Genevieve: *tickles Cid's nose again*
Cid: *gruns louder*
Reno: *giggles*
Genevieve: *rolls eyes and tickles Cid's nose, once again*
Cid: *still half asleep* You @#$% Frootlmine...
Elena: *freezes* Uh-oh...
Cid: Mgghph... *itches face and neck, smearing whipped cream all over himself* Wha...
Genevieve: Run you guys!
Reno: *ducking outside* Ha! That was great! He got it all over himself!
Elena: You're telling me!
Genevieve: Uh-oh...
Cid: *standing in doorway spear in hand*
Elena: AH!
Reno: *trembles and reaches desperately for night stick* NO! I left it in the Big Compfy Couch room!
Genevieve: Let's get outta here!
Cid: You #$@% Shinra... I'll get your pansy @$$...
Elena: He thinks we're with Shinra...
Genevieve: No! He's sleep walking!
Reno: Huh?
Genevieve: You never know what people will do in their sleep!!!
Elena: Come on!
Reno: I'm going!
Genevieve: You guys! What about Cid!
Reno: Cid can fend for himself!
Genevieve: What if he like walks off a cliff or something?
Elena: Too bad for him!
Cid: You... &^%$ Shinra... Always messing around with... !*&^ people... can't defend them... selves...
Genevieve: Ummm... we have to put him back to bed!
Reno: He can put himself to bed! He's a big boy now!
Elena: She's got a point Reno...
Genevieve: *walks up to Cid* Uhh...
Cid: ... mghph...
Elena: *puts an arm on Cid's shoulder* Come on Cid... time for beddy bye!
Genevieve: Bed time Cid!
Cid: *grabs Elena and Genevieve by the collar & lifts em up into the air*
Genevieve: Agh!
Elena: Reno! Help!
Cid: What you two trying to do?
Elena: Help you back to bed?
Cid: After plastering me with whipped cream?
Reno: He's not sleep walking!
Genevieve: Uh... it was all Bethany's fault!
Cid: How so?
Elena: She told us to?
Reno: Honest she did!
Cid: Let's find out! I'm takin you two to the ramble writer herself!
Genevieve: No, please no!
Cid: i have a feeling she didn't put you guys up to this...
Reno: So... what if she didn't?
Cid: Then you three are in a bit of trouble now, aren't you?
Reno: Not I! *runs*
Cid: I'll get him later... as for you two...
Genevieve: *whimper*
Cid: *bursting through the door holding Genevieve and Elena* We've got two intruders.
Bethany: We'll have to resort to the box.
Sephiroth: *smiles* Because of me we had time to prepare a decent punishment.
Genevieve: No! Not the box! Anything but the box!!!
Elena: *whispering* What's the box?
Genevieve: I dunno.. but it sounds bad...
Sephioroth: I'll get Reno. *disappears*
Bethany: All right.
Cid: They've been a real bother.
Bethany: As I expected.
Genevieve: What's the box?
Bethany: Something horrible!
Genevieve: Oh, I knew it!
Sephiroth: *materializes holding Reno by the collar*
Bethany: *gets up and walks to a small box sitting on the floor*
Reno: I... I can't watch!!!
Bethany: *pulls out three feathers*
Elena: NO!!!!
Genevieve: The feathers... oh, no!
Sephiroth: *straps Genevieve, Reno, and Elena onto a table*
Bethany: *picks a feather and tickles Reno mercilessly*
Sephiroth: *picks up a feather and tickles Genevieve*
Cid: *picks up last feather and tickles Elena*
Genevieve: AGH! Oh hehe!
Elena: Please no more! Hehe!!
Reno: This is pure torure!! Hahaha!!!
Bethany: See what happens when you mess with the big guys?
