Bethany: Agh!! These are not my pants!
Reno: Oh... oh, my... these aren't my pants either... Who's pants are these anyway? Bethany???
Bethany: Wait... if these aren't my pants, and those aren't yours... Ewww!!! Gimmie my pants back!
Reno: *slyly* I like them right where they are!
Bethany: But... but...
Rufus: *walks into room where Bethany and Reno stand* Hey guys...What the- Those are not your pants! What's wrong with you guys???
Jen: *enters room after Rufus* Hi you all! I came with Rufus to say hi and... Hey! Why did you *points to Reno* and you *points to Bethany* switch pants???
Bethany: I didn't!
Reno: Yeah! We were in here and then all of a sudden our pants were on each other. Not that I mind or anything, but Bethany over here seems to be quite perturbed.
Bethany: Of course I'm perturbed!!! You have my pants on!
Reno: So?
Bethany: *crosses arms over chest and glares menacingly at Reno*
Reno: Hey! Don't give me that look... What, do you want me to take them off right here, right now?
Bethany: Well... no.
Reno: I'll take mine off if you take yours off...
Bethany: Yuck, no! Never mind!
Rufus: Hahaha!
Jen: *laughing hysterically* You guys are a riot!
Rufus: Now, tell me really, why did you guys swi- *suddenly squirms and makes funny noises*
Jen: Hehe... uh... *looks at Rufus and then looks down at herself* Rufus...
Rufus: These...pants... Jen??? *looks at Jen who is now wearing his pants*
Bethany: I told you! *holds up Reno's pants by the waist* Geez Reno! What size do you wear?
Reno: Shuddup!
Rufus: *still squirming, wraps his long white coat around his legs the best he can* Th-these are a l-little tight...
Jen: *holding up Rufus' pants so they won't fall around her ankles* What on earth is going on here???
Reno: I don't know but I'd sure like to find out.
Sephiroth: *walks in while polishing masamune and smiles broadly* Why he- hahaha! Ha! Why are you fools wearing each other's pants?
Bethany: We don't know.
Sephiroth: Come now. You had to have switched them or something.
Genevieve: *sneaks into room* Hahaha!!!
Everyone: Genevieve!
Genevieve: Why in the world did you guys switch your pants?
Jen: We didn't! It just happened!
Rufus: Yeah, and when I find out who did this... *feels for gun and realizes its still in the holster, on his pants* uh...
Jen: *realizes she now has Rufus' gun* Hehehe... looking for this Rufus? *holds up gun*
Rufus: Hey! That's mine!
Sephiroth: Quit fooling around!
Reno: Yeah!
Sephiroth: *glares at Reno* Did I say you could speak?
Bethany: We have to find out who is doing this!
Genevieve: Why? Its funny! I- *looks over at Sephiroth in horror*
Sephiroth: *blushes and crosses arm and masamune over legs* This is idiotic! It must stop!
Bethany: Hehe...
Sephiroth: What are you laughing at?
Genevieve: *struggling to hold Sephiroth's pants around herself* These are heavy! Are these leather???
Sephiroth: Shuddup!
Jen: What's going on here?
Bethany: Well, lets see... Every time two people walk in here, their pants switch...
Jen: Maybe its the room... but its never done this before.
Reno: *walks up behind Jen and Bethany and puts an arm around them both* Maybe its just luck. How bout us three go and...
Jen & Bethany: *slap Reno, hard*
Reno: Owww!
Rufus: Serves you right!
Genevieve: You guys... these pants are really heavy...
Bethany: We have to find out who's doing this!
Jen: Uh-huh. But how?
Sephiroth: Well, whoever is doing this is going to get sliced and diced like you wouldn't believe...
Everyone: *takes a step back away from Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: What?
Frank: Get this! And then the guy says... *looks around at other people in 'Compfy Couch Room' *umm... Why do you all have on... pants that don't belong to you?
Tifa: *also looks around and starts to giggle*
Barret: What the &*^$ is going on here?
Bethany: You guys best leave... now!
Tifa: Oh, but we just got here!
Reno: Unless you wanna end up in someone else's pants babe, I suggest you be on your way.
Frank: Jen, why do you have Rufus' pants on?
Jen: I... uh...
Frank: Bethany, why do you have Reno's pants on?... Or don't I wanna know...
Bethany: Ugh! No! You don't understand!
Barret: Alls I understand is ya'll gots each others pants on... That ain't right!
Genevieve: Someone, help me! These pants are gonna make my arms fall off!
Rufus: We just walked in here and POOF! We had each other's pants on!
Sephiroth: POOF?
Rufus: Well... could you of thought of a better word?
Sephiroth: Actually...
Bethany: Stop it you guys!
Barret: *suddenly turns a very abnormal shade of crimson* Uh- oh...
Tifa: *grabs pants before they fall down* Eep!
Frank: *looks down at a pair of pants encircling his ankles* Oh, my...
Tifa: *looks at Frank and then at Barret* Ha!
Barret: @#$% ^$%# &#^@!!! *looks down at the pieces of a busted leather skirt that is stuck around his waist*
Frank: *laughs hysterically holding Barret's pants around his own waist*
Bethany: Heh... heh...
Genevieve: Wooo Doggy! That's funny!
Barret: I'll show you what's funny! *shakes gimmick arm at the giggling group* ...after I change! *runs out of room, his bright pink flowered boxers in full bloom*
Sephiroth: What is going on???
Frank: I think this could become a problem.
Matt: *strolls on in* Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, but I... was... uh...
Jen: Yeah, yeah. We've got each other's pants on big deal.
Bethany: We didn't mean to...
Sephiroth: Hey! Wait a minute! Matt is late...
Bethany: Yeah, we noticed.
Sephiroth: Well, maybe he's been doing this infernal pant switching!
Genevieve: Matt!
Matt: I- I didn't do it!
Sephiroth: That's what every guilty person would say!
Matt: B-bethany! You'll believe me! I wouldn't do that, would I???
Bethany: Uh, no. Of course not! What are you guys thinking???
Sephiroth: He'd do it to me...
Matt: *mutters* I wish...
Sephiroth: What's that?
Rufus: I don't think that Matt is smart enough to do something like that.
Sephiroth: Well, you do have a point...
Frank: hold on you guys... think about this.
Reno: I can't.
Bethany: We know your disabled like that, Reno, but at least try.
Reno: *mumbles something unintelligent under his breath*
Frank: *rolls eyes* Think about the most evilest person on the face of this nameless Planet.
Matt: Jenova?
Rufus: Weapon?
Reno: Bethany?
Sephiroth: No! You're all wrong! Its me you imbeciles!
Jen: No! You guys, Frank means Hojo!
Frank: Yeah! He's the worst of them all!
Aeris: *suddenly pops in* Well, he wasn't that mean. He just needed someone to love him and care for him...
Frank: What if Hojo made some twisted device just to switch our pants around?
Bethany: You've got a point there...
Reno: Well, then where is Hojo?
Matt: Follow the evil laughs and it'll lead you right to him.
Sephiroth: *walks over to couch and lifts it easily off the ground, placing it with a flick of the hand across the room* YOU!
Hojo: *cowers in fear holding a small machine in his hands* It was the dust bunnies! I swear!
Bethany: How did you get in here?
Hojo: I snuck in before you and Reno got here! I was going to drive you all insane! I almost did this time! Admit it! Mwahaha!!! You fools! One day I will destroy you all!
Matt: If I had a gil for every time you said that...
Sephiroth: *picks Hojo up and throws him out the window, along with his pant switching machine* All better.
Reno: Bethany... can I have my pants now?
Bethany: Uh...
Reno: They are mine.
Bethany: S-so... I'm not taking them off.
Reno: You want me to help? It really is a delicate process...
Bethany: No! Reno stay away from me!
Sephiroth: *walks over to Genevieve* These pants are cutting off the circulation to my bottom half, could I please have mine back?
Genevieve: Only if I can borrow your masamune.
Sephiroth: Looks down at legs which are now turning purple* Deal.
Rufus: Oh, Jen! I need my pants.
Jen: Rufus... I'll get back to you later...
Frank: Tifa? Could I have my pants back?
Tifa: No Frank! Barret had my skirt on and I wouldn't have anything to change into!
Frank: Well...
Matt: I-I'll lend you my pants...
Tifa: That's real sweet of you, Matt... but...
Matt: Oh, I see. So my pants aren't good enough!
Tifa: *leaves with Frank to go look for Barret*
Matt: Fine! Just leave!
Bethany: Well... Guess we should just... uh... exchange pants?
Reno: That could work... you first.
Bethany: No! You!
Reno: I'm leaving!
Bethany: Fine! I am too!
Matt: You guys!
Bethany & Reno: *leave*
Matt: Hey!
Everyone Except Matt: *leaves*
Matt: I feel... so alone and helpless... Hello? Anyone? Well, I guess I should just end this thing. Ahem...
Well, well, well... This cheesy ramble could be put up with the Hobo ramble... Its more of an inside joke than anything... If your a music freak you may have heard and enjoyed the sounds of 'ska'. Yes, ska... a wonderful type of music which blends rock with horns and trumpets. Its great! If you're into ska, you may have even heard of a ska group called Five Iron Frenzy. They wrote a series of songs called "These Are Not My Pants". Its quite humorous, actually. That about explains this one. If you have any comments, questions, or complaints, feel free to email me! I'd love to hear from you!
