BETTE AND MATT ARE SITTING VERY QUIETLY IN THE BIG COMPFY COUCH ROOM…
Bethany: …
Matt: …
Bethany: …
Matt: …
Bethany: Hey Matt…
Matt: Yeah, Bette?
Bethany: I’m bored Matt
Matt: Yeah, me too, Bette
Bethany: *sighs*
Matt: *nods slightly*
Bethany: …
Matt: …
Bethany: Hey Matt…
Matt: Yeah, Bette?
Bethany: I dunno what to do, Matt
Matt: Me either, Bette
Bethany: *giggles quietly*
Matt: …
Bethany: *starts to laugh*
Matt: *looks at Bethany*
Bethany: *laughs hysterically and starts to twitch*
Matt: Bette… you’re scaring me…
Bethany: Hehaheheheha! WhY iS thAt, MaTt?!
Matt: Because… you’re laughing all evil like… and you’re twitching too
Bethany: *twitches and looks at Matt funny* I aM?!
Matt: *nods real fast*
Bethany: hehe….hehehehehe… HAHAHA!
Matt: *backs up*
Bethany: WhaTsA MAatTer, MatT?
Matt: *shrugs* Nothing really… heh…
Bethany: *steps forward*
Matt: *steps backward*
Bethany: *growls*
Matt: *squeaks and starts to run*
Bethany: *chases him on to the Big Compfy Couch while snarling and foaming at the mouth*
Matt: *screams like a girl and cowers on the couch*
Bethany: *laughs evily again*
Matt: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Bethany: *jumps at Matt all cat-like*
Matt: *moves out of the way*
Bethany: *shrieks and digs her hands into the Big Compfy Couch, ripping the one Big Compfy Cushion into nothing but cushy cotton and blue fabric*
Matt: *gulps* Bethany… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Bethany: *smiles and looks at Matt* I’m fiNe…
Matt: …no… no, Bette you’re not.
Bethany: *growls* YeS I aM!!!
Matt: Heh, that’s funny Bette… You just keep on believing that and maybe it’ll come true, all right? I’m leaving.
Bethany: *eyes narrow* YoU’rE noT going ANYWHERE!!!
Matt: *shivers and raises an eyebrow speaking in a sheepish tone* I’m not?
Bethany: *grins and jumps at Matt again* GRRRR!!!
Matt: *screams and runs in circles and squares and triangles and even hexagons*
Bethany: *growls and chases Matt in circles and squares and triangles and even hexagons*
Matt: What’s wrong with you?!
Bethany: NoThiNG! Why do you ask?
Matt: Well, maybe its because you’re chasing me and hell bent on destroying me… who knows!
Bethany: hehe….hahaha…. MWAHAHA!!!
Matt: *jumps behind the couch and peeks over the top all secretive*
Bethany: heh… heh heh….
Sephiroth: *materializes out of somewhere since you can’t out of no where*
Matt: *gasps*
Bethany: I’ve almost got him, O Revered Sephy!
Matt: *glares at them both from behind the Big Compfy Couch*
Sephiroth: *pets her head* Good… Good…
Bethany: hehe… He won’t get away…
Matt: …eh….
Sephiroth: *smiles and laughs wickedly* Just don’t fail me…
Bethany: I won’t, master.
Matt: *whispering* MASTER?!
Sephiroth: *disappears into thin air*
Bethany: *grins and slowly stalks up to the couch on all fours*
Matt: Bethany… he’s manipulating you!
Bethany: *grins bigger*
Matt: Stop this… please?
Bethany: *shakes her head as she advances*
Matt: Come on! Snap out of it, man!
Bethany: *snaps out of it*
Matt: That’s better
Bethany: What’s better?
Matt: You’re back to your normal self
Bethany: I am?
Matt: I think you are…
Bethany: *looks at her hand and shakes it, holds it in front of her face, beats a cow with it and grins* Yup… yup I am, Matt.
Matt: *sighs quite relieved* That’s good. For a second there I thought you were gonna kill me or something.
Bethany: …
Matt: What?
Bethany: *smiles a lot*
Matt: *smiles back wearily*
Bethany: *bares her teeth and snarls*
Matt: Great. Here we go again.
Reno: *strolls in*
Bethany: *looks at Reno*
Matt: *looks at Reno*
Reno: What?
Matt: She's rabid!
Bethany: He's dead meat!
Reno: Whoa, whoa… hold on a sec. What is going on?
Bethany: Matt’s gonna *eye twitches* DIE!
Reno: I thought he was your best friend?
Bethany: So?
Matt: Sephiroth told her to… he’s manipulating her!
Bethany: *giving him a mean look* He is not…
Cloud: *walks in looking at the floor*
Reno: *looks over to Cloud* Hmmm…
Matt: *looks at Cloud, thinking* Hey… he’s done it once before…
Cloud: *looks up to see eyes on him* …what?
Bethany: *gets a little worried* Now… I have to kill Cloud too?
Cloud: *tilts his head and looks at her funny*
Reno: Cloud… just kill her.
Bethany: Ummm…
Cloud: Why?
Reno: Because Sephiroth is manipulating her… again.
Cloud: *scratches his head* Shouldn’t I kill Sephiroth then?
Matt: Yeah, you don’t have to kill her! Sephiroth is the source.
Reno: Yeah, but she’s the one trying to kill you, Matty-boy.
Matt: …so?
Bethany: Yeah! So?
Reno: *Smiles real evily* I might just have to strap her down then…
Cloud: …
Matt: Don’t touch her…
Bethany: Yeah, you perv!
Reno: Why? You guys always twist my intentions the wrong way!
Matt: …not really.
Reno: … …okay fine. So what? Its not my fault I’m like this!
Cloud: Who’s is it then, your moms?!
Reno: …that’s just not right…
Matt: Oh, boy…
Bethany: *looks at Reno* Eh…
Reno: You’re goin DOWN, Cloud!
Cloud: Bring it on, TURK BOY!
Matt: *sighs*
Bethany: I guess I can go back to trying to kill you now, huh Matt?
Matt: Guess so, Bette.
Reno: *runs at Cloud holding electro-mag rod*
Cloud: *runs at Reno holding buster sword*
Bethany: Ow…
Matt: That’s gonna hurt…
Bethany: *looks at Matt and bares her teeth* So will this!
Aeris: *walks in holding flowers in her hands* Hello, everyone!
Matt: *grabs Aeris and holds a gun to her back*
Aeris: AH! Oh, help! Help me!
Reno: *beats Cloud on the head with his electro-mag rod*
Cloud: *gets beat over the head*
Matt: I’ll do it!
Bethany: …so?
Matt: Its Aeris! I’ll kill her! I’ll do it!
Reno: *stops beating on Cloud to look at Matt briefly* Does anyone care?
Aeris: Please! Save me!
Cloud: *rubs his head and shrugs*
Bethany: *laughs wickedly*
Reno: *starts beating Cloud over the head again*
Cloud: *whines* Reno! Stop it!
Reno: HAHA!
Matt: *looks at Aeris and shrugs, pushing her away*
Aeris: Oh… I’m saved!
Bethany: *rolls her eyes*
Matt: Hmmm…
Aeris: *smiles and walks away staring vacantly at nothing particular and humming to herself*
Bethany: …eh… she makes me sick…
Matt: *nods*
Yuffie: *walks in and runs into Aeris*
Aeris: I’m sorry!
Yuffie: Yeah, well watch where you’re going next time!
Aeris: Of course…
Yuffie: *looks around*
Matt: *grabs Yuffie and puts a gun to her back* I’ll do it…
Bethany: *shrugs* She’s annoying.
Matt: …man…
Reno: *stops beating Cloud over the head* This is boring.
Cloud: You’re telling me… it hurts after awhile though…
Reno: *looks at Cloud funny*
Cloud: What?
Aeris: *hums*
Bethany: Just Give up, Matt.
Matt: NO! I won’t do it!
Sephiroth: *materializing out of no where cause he can* It would make all of our lives a bit easier, Matt.
Matt: *looks at Sephiroth* Why didn’t you just come kill me in the first place?
Sephiroth: It wouldn’t have been near as fun to watch!
Bethany: You… you used me? For your entertainment?!
Sephiroth: *thinks* Yes… yes, I did.
Bethany: *growls*
Matt: *backs up* You shouldn’t do that stuff to a girl… it messes with their minds, man!
Sephiroth: *raises an eyebrow looking at her*
Bethany: *bares her teeth and snarls* YOU… BIG… MEANIE!
Sephiroth: Um… no?
Reno: I’d be carefull, Seph. She’s feisty!
Bethany: *glares at Reno* How would YOU know?!
Reno: *nods* My point exactly.
Matt: Why do you want to kill me so bad anyway?
Sephiroth: …you hog the spotlight.
Matt: …what?
Bethany: Oh… my…
Sephiroth: You get to be Bethany’s best friend… But I wanted that!
Bethany: Sephy… you are …a really good friend. What are you talking about?
Matt: Yeah, Bette and you always team up against me!
Bethany: *nods* Yeah!
Sephiroth: No… no its not the same.
Bethany: …but…
Sephiroth: No buts, please. I’ll just end it all. *pulls out black materia*
Cloud: *looks at it and starts to twitch* …eh…
Reno: *looks at Cloud* …what are you doing, man?
Cloud: *shakes uncontrollably* …black… materia… eh… the Planet…
Sephiroth: MWAHAHA!!!
Matt: Okay, who let sephiroth get the black material? Who was the guard?
Aeris: *smiles warmly* Sephiroth looked so innocent… and sweet… I had to give it to him or it would have broken my pink little heart…
Everyone: *glares at Aeris*
Matt: He looked innocent?!
Bethany: You just GAVE it to him?!
Aeris: *looks around at all the negative faces* Umm… Did I do something wrong?
Yuffie: *slowly walks up to Aeris shaking her head* Nono, Aeris. You’ve only let the most destructive creep on the face of this pathetic Planet have a lethal device of MASS DESTRUCTION, that’s all!!!
Aeris: *smiles softly* Oh, okay. From the way everyone was looking at me, I though I’d done something terrible!
Matt: *can’t believe how stupid Aeris is*
Bethany: *fumes*
Sephiroth: *laughs*
Yuffie: *jumps at Aeris like a madman*
Cloud: *catches Yuffie*
Yuffie: Lemme at
er!
Bethany: if she won’t… *jumps at Aeris like a madman*
Reno: *catches Bethany* Whoa there, cutie pie…
Bethany: Let me go!
Sephiroth: *laughs some more*
Aeris: Maybe I should leave…
Matt: What made you think that?!
Aeris: *shrugs* I don’t know… I’m getting negative vibes from the Planet… its soul tells me to leave…
Sephiroth: Well… she’s got the whole Planet on her side!
Yuffie: She isn’t gonna have anything once I’m done with her!
Cloud: Geez, settle down Yuffie…
Aeris: Ummm… *leaves*
Bethany: Thank the Planet!
Sephiroth: Okay, now where was I…?
Reno: You were about to take that black mat-
Matt: *smacks Reno up* You trying to get us killed?!
Bethany: You were um… gonna take that black material back to the store cause it wasn’t black enough?
Sephiroth: Huh?
Yuffie: You were going to go chop things up, elsewhere.
Sephiroth: Hmm… *pockets the materia* Sounds… fun! Would you like to assist me, Yuffie?
Bethany: *phew*
Yuffie: Me? Really?!
Sephiroth: Of course!
Matt: *raises an eyebrow*
Yuffie: *smiling* Okay!
Sephiroth: Then off we go!
THE TWO LEAVE
Reno: That was fun.
Cloud: Yeah… right.
Reno: Bethany…
Bethany: No.
Matt: Bethany…
Bethany: *grabs Matt and drags him away* Sure Matt!
Reno: *grumbles*
Cloud: That’s not the way to win a girl, Reno. …I could give you tips.
Reno: *eyes light up* Re-ally?
Cloud: Sure. Let’s go.
Reno: My life might just be looking up!
Cloud: yeah… sure.
EVERYONE LEAVES… THE END
