I'd gone to see this gig you were doing b4 a toddlers ballet performance(to the parents!!) ? Anywayz you were jumping around singing about toffee...and i was in the front row ..with Emma, Laura and Luke.. (yes there were seats..and popcorn selling people.)!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of a sudden I could hear Britney Spears singing in the background, Richy looked at me in horror..and pointed to the wings.. so I snuck back there and there was this massive stereo .... it was getting louder..I tried to turn it off..but even unplugging it and taking out its batteries wasn't working..

I opened the cd bit and there were no cds in it...!..still it got louder and louder.. Richy and Archie turned their speakers up and Laura, Em and Luke came round to see what was going on. Luke and I unscrewed the speaker covers and tried to smash them with hammers.( dunno where the hammers appeared from!)....it got louder..so Laura Em + Luke put on glittery wigs and went back to sit down..Richy came to help and we started stuffing hedghog cuddly toys into the speakers..and Archie started to sing baa baa black sheep in french, while Holl(i)y rushed out and had more toys, she began laughing and Richy sat on a box swearing..

Finally... suddenly..it just stopped, But by now all of us except Archie were sitting in the wings eating popcorn..from a huge bucket..!!! The audience had vanished and Archie was suddenly in his pjs proposing to the empty seats..! Then i woke up...!!!

The subconscious is a freaky little world...