Ashley Romyn
Miss
A random Highschool
Stalker!
Victoria
not tellin
https://www.angelfire.com/band2/romynlettuce/
romynlettuce@shaw.ca
I was trying to make a page with jokes but i couldn't find a page that i wanted to use so i used this one.
here are the jokes!
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a George Street tavern. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the street for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.""I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
have you ever said something you wish you hadn't? well this lady said something she really wished she hadn't...
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter,
and she was clean. Then I realized that anny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I
kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any
clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent
over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "see mom, it just farts!" While 30 peoplenearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking
me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
Old Ladies
HUSBAND WANTED > A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married. She put a want add in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person. On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you---you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!" She snorted, "You have no arms either!" Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!" The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you still good in bed?" she asked. The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
