Cosmo Girl

"Celebrity" Superlatives

CG!: Best sound Effect?

Justin: Joey 

Lance: Joey!

Chris: Joey is a walking Foley stage- that's what they use to make sound effects in the movies

Joey: You know, doors creaking open: Wrrreeeeeeee. And closing: Errrrrpfffftttt. 

Chris: We didn't say they were good sound effects.

CG!: Did you ever make an inappropriate sound effect at the wrong time?

Joey: Nope.

Chris: {to Joey} Yeah, you Farted at the wrong time, didn't you! "Hey, I'm Chris. "I'm Lance. I'm pffftt. "and We're 'N Sync!" (Everyone Laughs)

Joey: That's my Ass, ladies and gentleman.

CG!: Best mental Picture of the year?

Lance: Janet Jackson naked

CG!: You saw Janet Jackson naked?

Lance: No.

J.C.: But it's a mental Picture!

Lance: I can see it.

CG!: No. 1 "Gee, I'm glad I have a girlfriend: Moment?

Chris: Wait. When did we determine that it is good to have a girlfriend? I'm trying to think of a good time. We just get suckered into it.

Justin: there are a lot of, like, really scandalous girls in my past, so I'm not glad I have a girlfriend----because God knows it is easier to live for one person----but I am glad that I have mine, because she's made my life wonderful. I appreciate her every day. Every moment we get alone. There's nothing in my life that is been les rehearsed than her.

Lance: J.C. dated the president's daughter.

J.C.: I did not!

CG! SCOOP!

CG! [to J.C.] : You're the only one without a girlfriend right now, right?

J.C.: Yeah, Dang! The tables have turned! I used to be the only one with a girlfriend!

Chris: It won't take long for him at all. He's very clingy. Tell girls he needs a girlfriend

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