Christopher Walken Once Stalked Me For an Entire YearIm Not kidding, ask Loren Trager. You see at the time i was a freshman in High School and my Friend Loren and I were Up to some great mischief (i dont think i spelled the right, but who the fuck really cares.) Well One night we had big plans of going to the local Jewl food mart and strealing bread, cuase according to us its not illeagal to steal four feet of French bread to feed two Hungry boys. Well little did we know that someone else was up to even greater mischief. You see as we Stepped outside we saw a large white conversion van with no windows on it except for the wind shield and the side windows and the back windows. And inside we saw Christopher Walken Staring at us. Well we were really scared so we went back in the house, and in the morning the van was gone, but he would come back all the time, when we least expected him too.
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Here are some Documented Photos of some tricks he tryed to pull on me
This is a picture of when he tryed to pose as my dad and snuck into my house, little does he know that my dad is really Charles Barkley, and no, i wont get his autograph for you. |
This one happend when I walked into my bedroom i shut the door behind me and he was just standing there! And he acted as if I couldnt see him, so i took a picture of him than he jumped out my window as he yelled "Sucker!" what a creep. |
This is a picture i took of him when i spent the night at a friends house and awoke only to find Chris sitting in the corner watching me, so again i took a picture of him and he jumped out the window. thankfully my friends room was on the first floor. |
