I have just purchased a handgun. Its a Smith and Wesson .38 special snub-nose with a 5 round cylinder capacity. I drove down to Kentucky to purchase it. I also purchase a box of fifty rounds. The real question that has been plaguing my thoughts has been what to do with it. I carry it around with me all time. I've also stood in front of the mirror with it and yelled. Should I kill the guy that keeps calling me about my car note? Or perhaps I should shoot the goddamn hippies by the bridge. Maybe I should hold up a liquor store. My chemistry professor has been bothering me as of late. I was thinking of perhaps shooting "The Comptrollers". Not to kill, just to maim or cripple. Perhaps I should shoot at Dr. Bristol, my pyschiatrist. I havent seen him for two weeks. Goddamn bastard. I'll get that sea hag at the pharmacy too. I really don't know. I should also shoot people that post the password to their webpages. BUY MY BOOK!
