dear max, i have had a crush on you ever since i saw you on the conan o'brian show. that conan is a real asshole you know, you shouldn't let him put you down the way he does. anyways. i just wanted to know if its true that you like large women. because i happen to be a full bodied (read: 365lb) bombshell. people say that i am like a blown up version of sandra berhnhard. i'm dying to know if i ever have a chance! smooches and squeezes, -large'ncharge I like my women the way i like my joints.....FAT! So i would say your chances with me are pretty good. --Saxy Maxy
