here are my favorite quotes,poems,lyrics....yeh anyways.
Ten Things I Hate About You
i hate the way you talk to me me and the way you cut your hair i hate the way you drive my car i hate it when you stare. i hate the way your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. i hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me rhyme. i hate it when your always right. i hat it when you lie. i hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry.i hate it when your not around and the fact you didnt call. but mostly i hate the way i dont hate you. not even close, not even a littly bit, not even at all.
Why are all single guys jerks? Because all the sensitive, sweet, cute guys already have boyfriends
">~*!~I'm not a tease I'm just a reminder of what you can't have~!*~
Coach Carr : Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
Regina : I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.
Janis : And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish back stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Karen : You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. Gretchen : Okay, you did not just say that. Karen : What? He's a good kisser. Gretchen : He's your cousin. Karen : Yeah, but he's my first cousin. Karen : Right. Karen : So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins... Gretchen : No, honey, uh-uh. Karen : That's not right, is it? Gretchen : That is so not right. Homeschooled Boy : And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.>>nothing against gay people...i just thought it was funny in the movie mean girls
blood may be thicker than water but friendship is thicker than both
WOULD JUST SAY THAT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO EMBRACE THE FREAK THAT YOU ARE AND EMBRACE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU REALLY ARE AND JUST WORK WITH IT, ROCK WITH IT AND MAKE EVERYBODY ELSE LOVE YOU BY HAVING CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF.< You know, there's a fine line between pleasure and pain.<< courtney from 1999's Jawbreaker Ok, reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead. That is a sad, fucked up thing, but you are going to walk into that school and strut your shit down the hallway like everything is peachy fucking keen.< Courtney: Life's a bitch, then you die.
Julie: No, honey. You're the bitch.
Courtney: Oh, so aggressive! It's turning me on! Nicole: Isn't a taxidermist a place that skins animals?
Paris: Then why'd we brink Tinkerbell? << this is from the first season of The Simple life Party 1: That bacon smells good.
party 2:Yea... They probably killed it this morning. Nicole:He's really nice we should have a threesome with him Lorelai: [to Rory] I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on. Gilmore girls Lorelai: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process. Gilmore Girls Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross. buffy the vampire slayer I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why. << buffy the vampire slayer Dave: A few weeks ago you told me that Lane had a crush on me, well I have a crush on her too. Now I know you have very strict rules on dating and boys but I just want to you to know that I am a good person. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I have never gotten a ticket. I'm healthy. I take care of myself. I floss. I never watch more than 30 minutes of television a night; partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there is nothing on. I respect my parents. I do well in school. I never play video games, in case they do some day prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar. And I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom.< It's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half<< a cinderella story Jud Crandall: Sometimes dead is better.< Mort: The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story. And this one, is very good. This one is perfect. << secret window Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.< --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Older Sheryl: People say that it can't work, black and white; well here we make it work, everyday. We have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans. << this is a tad bit obviouse...Remember the titans Adam: What's my name? Right now my name is Pretty Fucking Confused; what's yours? << Saw Donkey: This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles. Shrek Young Noah: My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah < Anna Foster: Because the things you're scared of are usually the most worthwhile. < Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you. << diry dancing the original Ginny: You have a divine animal right to protect your own life and the life of your offspring.< Kyle: Wassup my brotha from anotha motha? <<8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter Okay readers today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Ready? Here's a quote; "Dad you're an idiot." Now contestants this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend? C: Referring to rapper "Fiddy Cent" as Fifty Cents? or D: Entering the room? Okay, pencils down. Actually it was a trick question. The answer is all of the above. Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Zero. Why? Because I feared him. Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings, our deepest conversations usually revolved around the tigers bull pen. But my kids, I can't get then to shut up! There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over. And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. So do I wish that my kids feared me? Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no. Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You"re An Idiot" "You're A Geek" or an "I Hate You". An "I Love You" isn't far behind. And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table. <<8Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter