A band of Saylors
I.L. started out 4 guys on a journey. Then they got sick of the other guitar player so they kicked him out. Yes... they kicked him out. Thats about the time Uncle got into it even more. Into what you ask? We don't really know. "Let us recieve a second addition to the strings section of our trio." said Uncle in a very European accent. Hence Mike, or Perv as the ladies prefer, was introduced as 'The AllMighty Second Guitarist!'. Soon after the group of young strapping men formed people started to call them 'Pivot Left'. Well this went over like frosting to the young chaps. "Lets name ourselves 'Pivot Left'!" replied Perv. So off they skipped into the fore... ahem! So off they went in search for a vocalist to sing a jolly tune. Steve was the name, a man with a hat said many but to the band, he was not only a faithfull buddy but he was a singer also. The name 'Pivot Left' left a funny aftertaste bad luck in their mouths. And so they changed the bands name from 'Pivot Left' to 'SkiTsoPhrAniC'. Uncle shaved Steves hair. Soon after that They released their first CD titled 'New Beginings'. The musicians, tired from their long journey through the wilderness and eating raw squirells that Phillio (Bass) caught and wrestled with his lightening speed and quick reactions, began a slight musical downfall in whitch all were worn out and needed a rest. They all began to part from each other and go their own ways. "Come on boys! Don't give up yet!" said the audience. After thinking it through, 'Skitsophranic' decided to take another stab at their old hobbie so Perv, Uncle, Kyle, and Phillio got back together and hired the new shoe shiner Travis. It turned out that Travis liked to sing also and would be punished if caught humming while shinning the bands shoes. "If ah hird ya tuh sang while ya chined mah dawgs Ida' payed ya mo dan thuh biskits n grevy we fed ya in thuh sun com up boy!" said Kyle as he whipped Travis with a willow tree branch(some know this tool of horrid memories as a 'Switch'). "But papa, If I can not sing, than there is nothing for me to look forward to when I am cleaning your womens size 6 barbie shoes." said Travis. Some local villagers from the colonies nieghboring Skitsophrania over heard this. "This is an outrage! If the boy wants to sing than dag-nabbit! Let him sing!" and so they started a petition. All of the citezens of the village, including the local preist, the mayor and Santos' of 'El Degras' fresh food market, protested that Travis could be alowd to sing. And to this very day Travis has been contributing his ideas to Skitsophranics and living happily ever after. Oh, the people also decided that the band change their name to InnocenceLost and that all of their profits go to the local donkie-taxi service of New Skitsophrania.
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