John told this joke at the Oct. 20 concert at UMASS. He said he heard it from somebody else, and not to credit him with it. "One night, I'm in bed (crowd cheers) You know, I'm in bed with my girlfriend (crowd cheers louder) So, you know, we're about to, you know, hook it up (crowd cheers even louder, John laughs) Then she says to me, 'Johnny, make love to me like Ricky Martin would!' So then I said 'OK, where's your brother???'