Ever wonder what John thinks about? Or what he's trying to say? Well some of these quotes he said sort of make sense and you can kind of get an idea of what Johns trying to tell us! Just kidding, but I tell ya, this man is one funny man! So check them out!**Also if you have any quotes that John Rzeznik said you can send them to me at Amigone302@AOL.COM. Thankyou!

• "If life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone."
• "I think there's this conspiracy to make the world unbelievably stupid."
• "Note to self: do not try to out psycho a psycho"
• "It's about the music man! Playing dress up is fun and all that but what it all comes down to is you and a guitar. And if you cant do that you aint gonna be around very long." -John at the Grammy's
• "Dear Punk Rock Dude, Eat a bag of Shit! Love John"
• "Everyone's entitled to their wrong opinon."
• "The most he could hurt are my feelings" --on being told that Rob Thomas said that he could take John in a barfight.
• "You can't swim in the water without splashing someone, you know? And if you swim across a spot that's too warm, you know something's wrong."
• "There are two things you gotta learn how to say in life, thank you, and f*** you!"
• "There are people out there who are not gonna like what you do, but ultimately it doesn't matter. You have to love what you do, and whatever's outside your sphere of control you have to forget about. And that's just the way it is."
• "When you get upset,just remember,it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to stick up your middle finger."
• "Playin the bass... is my wife, my husband... Robby." --John introducing Robby at a concert
• "He is, by far, the best musician in the band." -- John on Mike
• "I, like Madonna, must reinvent myself with each new album!"
• "You have no idea what it's like to get your ass kicked by four girls."
• "I find myself being exactly who I am at the moment when I pickup a guitar. It's kind of comforting, because I can never sell out. I'm not talented enough to contrive something like that."
• "A girl will throw her bra onstage, and I say to myself if I was the guy that pumped your gas today, would you throw your bra at me?"
• "He’ll actually eats food that strangers throw at him!" --John on Mike
• "I really believe that women have much easier access to their souls then men do. Because as men we're taught to wear masks, to drown our emotions in competition and money. Now women are being forced to do that to. But I just admire their capacity to bear their spirutality so much more deeply than men."
• " If you write an amazing, cool song that you mean, and then you go and put your leather pants on and sing it in front of people, that's okay. But if you put your leather pants on and stand in front of the mirror and go 'okay, I've got to write a song to fit these pants,' then you're in trouble."
• "I can tell whether ot not that I've had a good performance by how many strings I break and how fast I fall asleep."
• "He held my head when I threw up in the toilet. He took me to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. He loaned me $20 last night. He listens to all of my lies and ignores me when I'm full of s***. And that's a big difference, if you know what I mean." -John on Robby
• "The hippest of the hip don't come to see us anymore, but that's fine with me cuz they're boring anyway."
• "You can speach Dutch to me as slow as you want and I'd still go 'Huh?'"