Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour. Say oh no.
Do you brake for distilled spirits? I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt. 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4

Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating. My tongue is swelling up as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4

Troubled times, you know I cannot lie. I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating. My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!