ROFLMAO

Laughing is good for the soul, it relieves stress and anxiety and also moves the most muscles of any other emotion. Suggestions on additional funny lists are welcome. Thanks Tony for the help!!!

10 reasons not to get out of bed in the morning

• Work
• Too hungover
• Wife is also up (oh wait that was just me)
• The maintenance guy is here and you slept naked
• You slept so long that if you stand up you'll pee yourself
• Too afraid of tripping on your messy floor and dying a slow, painful death
• Your parents are annoying and if you move around in the room, they'll know you're awake
• This futon is too fuckinig comfy
• Your girlfriend's dad is awake and he doesn't like you
• Who wakes up in the morning???

10 reasons why mean people suck

• Duh. . they're mean
• You can't kick their ass
• They're always picking on me!!!
• They make more money and are always tell you what to do
• You work at a job for 6 years, yet the above becomes manager
• They always get the prettier girl/hotter guy
• You can't shoot them
• You ever meet my ex-wife???
• They always live to be 100 years old
• They steal your shoes. . uhh yeah

10 reasons to run into your closet and close the door

• Your ex just called and they're coming over
• There's more room in your closet than there is in your actual apartment
• Bathroom is in use and mmm. . this chair is comfy
• With those damn street lights, your closet is the only way to sleep in complete darkness
• Your mom came home and you are wearing her panties . . . . over your jeans
• You were drunk and your friends wrote
• Your girlfriend came home and you mistook super glue for KY jelly
• I have 7 sisters, it's the only way to get any peace and quiet!!
• The wallpaper in there is really pretty. . mmm. . flowers
• Your grandma's coming and she always pinches your cheek