5-25-01- Haven't felt like updating this site lately. Of course, Lateralus came out on the 5^th and it is perfect; if you don't have it already go and buy it now; i don't care if you have to sell your body to pay for it. shoplift if you must, that is always recommended. anyways, haven't updated this site, because really, why bother? you can get everything you need at their official site or toolshed. only reason i even bothered logging back into stupid ass angelfire is to put a link to cdnow on here. buy lateralus, like everytime someone goes to cdnow via my link, i get like...what? 3 cents?...oh well, go ahead and do it from here, i spent all my money a couple of minutes ago to order Salival, help me out...or don't...i don't give a fuck.

some say the end is near some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA the only way to fix it is to flush it all away any fucking time any fucking day learn to swim I'll see you down in Arizona bay fret for your figure and fret for your latte and fret for your hairpiece and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your prozac and fret for your pilot and fret for your contract and fret for your car It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA the only way to fix it is to flush it all away any fucking time any fucking day learn to swim I'll see you down in Arizona bay some say a comet will fall from the sky followed by meteor showers and tidal waves followed by faultlines that cannot sit still followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits some say the end is near some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this silly shit stupid shit... one great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied learn to swim mom's gonna fix it all soon mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be learn to swim Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory Learn to swim Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional Insecure actresses Learn to swim Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna watch it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it all come down suck it down flush it down

5-01-01- If you're interested in linking this site to your own, I just added some banners that you can use to do so. Check it out here.

4-30-01- I just added a link page, so check 'em out here. If you're interested in adding your site, email me.

4-29-01- You can find BRAND NEW Tool icons here.

4-28-01- Tool are on the cover of the June 2001 issue of Spin magazine! It includes pictures of the whole band, as well as of just Maynard, and a small picture of A Perfect Circle. Unfortunately, I haven't got a scanner so I can't put any of the pictures from the magazine onto here. If you have this issue and can scan some of the pictures onto the computer and are willing to allow me to use them on this site, I will give you credit for them and REALLY appreciate it. Don't make me beg. Check out a couple of quotes from the article here. .

4-17-01- Tool guitarist, Adam Jones, and bassist, Justin Chancellor, are featured in the June 2001 issue of Guitar World magazine, and features an interview with Jones about the upcoming Tool CD, LATERALUS, due out next month. You can find quotes from the article here.