Y.P.F.
Your Parents Fucking

Number 6 Under Construction

What is your name? Number 6

How old are you? I'm 18

Where are you from? I'm from my mommy's whoom

What is your nickname? Um Hobo, Chewy, Number 6

What do you play? I play inflatable geetarz

How long have you played? Since the band started

What grade are you in? Um 11, and 12

Do you drink? Not really

Do you do drugs? I'm high right now STOP MOVING FUCKIN WALL

Are you a virgin? does my cat count?

What sports do you like? I rollerblade

Do you have any tattoos? Not yet

Do you watch porn? YES YES I DO

Do you have hemroids? No but I got these thingys on my ass that I gotta put cream on

Do you have any pets? No not anymore I sold my cat for $20

How often do you shower? What's a shower?

When was the last time you got laid? Last time my woman wasn't on her rag and I saw her

Do you eat cunt? Sometimes but it's not fun so I don't like doin it

Whats the most low budget porno thing you ever did? Once I strapped on my 15 foot dildo and got a video camera and set up a tripod then called 3 chicks and I got them to climb up to the top of my dildo and then slide down it one after another and I made a chickscobob it was really gros cause it made all the cuntoral juices leek from one chicks puss to the next chicks mouth it was great then Chris came over and started masterbating and then he jumped to the top and stuck it right up his bum and wee all wiggled around on the my dildo until they all got off then I beat off and splerged into one of the chicks eyes