Updates

NEW UPDATES!!!


January 18, 2005
Jesus, how's that, six months without an update. Sequel to The Revenge is up in the Otherfic section, along with a Road to El Dorado slashfic, and a Velvet Goldmine slashfic. Two Alias het fics, Stanzas (Syd/Weiss) and Endless Winter Mile (Syd/Sark) have been put on the Alias page.

August 5, 2004
Another Sarkney ficathon fic, ||How To Be Dead||, is now up. Sark, Sydney, and Jack are on the run. Why can't Sydney remember, and why is Sark acting the way he is?

July 3, 2004
Weiss Ficathon fic ||Five Things Wrong|| is now up, along with a ||link|| to the rest of the ficathon authors' stories.

May 19, 2004
I added a Sarkney fic ||here|| called "Thicker Than Water". It was written as a challenge for a Sarkney fic, and is full of snark and repartee and whatnot.

April 3, 2004
It's been way, way, way too long. I reformatted the entire site, added half a dozen fics, updated everything. It's much shinier now, I think...except that I haven't changed the fics themselves to the new format. Because that would take HOURS. So really it's just a pretty outer coating. But still, it's much better. (Which is saying a lot, considering it's still not that good.) I'll keep more up-to-date from now on, scout's honor. Also, for those of you who have been here far too long, you'll notice I've shifted the focus of the site away from Savage Garden (kinda). While I would never be so foolish to say I am done with the fandom, my primary fandom is Alias at the moment, and it seemed silly to keep the site the way it was. So that's why I changed it.

December 5, 2003
Madame D wanted lambs. I can't believe I listened to her. *facepalms* It was her birthday! What was I supposed to do, say no? ||Right Now||

Be warned. PopSlash lies ahead.

November 1, 2003
5:42 PM
Het. Oh god. Where did this het come from? ||ALIAS: Floodgates||

October 15, 2003
11:33 PM
A bizarre crossover, featuring Sark from "Alias" and Perfect Tommy from "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension": ||Sex Is A Weapon||

September 22, 2003
7:43 PM
The final fic in the three-part series I had going with Sark/Weiss has finally finished itself. It's called ||Having|| and is NC-17 lite. Kiddies be warned. The Untitled SG Fic From Hell is still in the works...be patient.

September 7, 2003
11:47 PM
Wrote a new fic because I'm cranky. Here: ||Ceiling, Floor, Door (PG-13)|| It's short. I'm sorry. I'm working on something longer, but this just kind of happened in between.

July 31, 2003.
3:45 AM
The Christmas In July results have arrived...check out all six new fics from six wonderful authors (never said i was modest) ||here||. Also, the results of the FoF2003 arrived: both Wonderful Waste and Somewhere Along The Way were nominated, and Wonderful Waste won third place. Woot! Deep thanks and gummi bears to everyone who voted.

June 3, 2003.
4:58 PM
Shamefully long between updates. I apologize. I've got a new SG reunion fic called ||Shoot|| and a follow-up to a previous Sark/Weiss fic here, called ||And Then Again|| ...enjoy!

May 9, 2003.
9:48 PM
Added ||Belated|| for Darren's thirty-first birthday.


April 20, 2003.
12:21 AM
Added ||On Holidays - Easter|| by me and ||In The Dark Of The Night|| by Madame D, which needed a home and is quite excellent. March 26, 2003.
10:18 PM
Added ||The Start Of Things||

March 12, 2003.
3:35 PM
Listening to: "Black and Blue," Louis Armstrong
Last part of A Night's Tale is up. ||Part Eight||

March 11, 2003.
9:38 AM
Why do I always update in typing class? Anyway...Po's Drabble Challenge has been filled ||here||. And there's still time for people to respond to MY challenge...pwease?


March 5, 2003.
9:37 AM
Uh oh...more than one update in a week. Better hide in your bomb shelters, people. Anyway, there's a new challenge up. Check it out HERE. Also created a page for my old layouts, because I realized I really LIKE these pictures, goddamnit, and there's no reason to get rid of them. Check out the Old School layouts here.

March 3, 2003.
9:17 AM
Listening to "Smile" by Lyle Lovett
Hey, it's 03/03/03 today. I'm so amused. Other than that, part seven of a night's tale is up here, so go and read it. Not much else is new. I'm trying to do a photo manip of the bois superimposed over the matrix movie poster. Needless to say, I'm going to have to pull out the photoshop handbook. But it'll be worth it. I hope.

February 21, 2003.
6:11 PM
Listening to "City Love" by John Mayer.
Finished all of A Night's Tale. Part Six is up here...the rest will be edited and posted shortly. Aren't you proud? Part Six February 13, 2003.
5:53 PM
Listening to "Break Me Gently" by The Doves
YES! (that's a great orgasmic cry of triumph, by the way.) It is FINISHED. Read it. *bouncebouncebounce* ||Somewhere Along the Way||

February 11, 2003.
11:52 AM
Listening to "The Best Thing" by Savage Garden
Um...okay, fine, I admit it, still no fic. Don't hurt me! It's coming! I've been relieved of the laptop this week, though, by the Powers That Be, so it's out of my hands. And I've also started a Sark/Weiss fic that has to be done by Thursday to make the cut at Cover Me. I'm going back to my old time writing style and doing all my writing at school. Some of my best early stuff got done during French lectures. Other than that, nothing new...except that I updated my Links page and I am now a judge at Fansite Honors. Please, please, please nominate your website there! It's an awesome, awesome place. The Night Island and Wolf's place, Confusing All That's Real, have already been nominated.

OLD UPDATES



January 26, 2003.
7:57 PM
Listening to "Everybody Hurts" by REM
Yeah...so...the superbowl is dumb. But this fic isn't! It's probably going to be the last from the New Year's challenge. It's cute. And hilarious. And I love it. And you should read it. NOW. Hard To Get .


January 19, 2003
12:33 am
Listening to the fight club soundtrack.
I know, I know, I should be concentrating on A Night's Tale...but this just got itself written the other night, so I had to put it up. Caution: I've been told it needs a heavy tissue warning. Read at your own risk, I guess. But everything at this page is like that. Check it out here.


January 6, 2003.
1:48 pm
Chapter Five is up. Having a bad day. Please review. Chapter Five


January 3, 2003.
2:17 pm.
Listening to "The Leave Taking" from the Two Towers soundtrack
Well, this must mean the apocalypse is nearing...two actual updates in under twenty four hours. Does someone want to call CNN, or shall I? Or you could read the fic, instead...it's from Linda, and it's wonderfully sweet, and it's for the New Year's Challenge. And it's here . Heed her schmoop warnings, and please send her feedback.


January 2, 2003.
11:56 pm.
Listening to ...nothing.
Happy New Year, everyone! A new part of A Night's Tale is up here and I've gotten the first response to my New Year's Even fic challenge, so I'm all happy. Check it out here , by Digital Diva. It's tubular. Anyone else been watching "I Love The Eighties" on VH1? Ahh...Billy Idol...*drool*

December 28, 2002.
2:14 pm.
Listening to "Blinded By The Light" by..um..yeah.
Ugh. The newspaper headline in "The Way We Live" today is "ONLY THREE DAYS TO MAKE NEW YEAR'S EVE PLANS!" Naturally, I have absolutely zero plans for new year's eve. How depressing. *siiiiigh* Anyway, I got bored last night (big theme lately) and came up with a challenge. Please participate. Check it out here: New Year's Eve I also changed the colors on the Smallville pages. Hopefully you won't go blind reading them now.

December 26, 2002.
12:10 am.
Listening to "Man Of Constant Sorrow" by the Soggy Bottom Boys
Merry Christmas, everyone! Okay, okay, so it's been over for ten minutes. I dont' care. It was a great holiday...great food, great family, great loot! And to show my thanks, there are two new stories: Part Three of A Night's Tale and a Smallville fic Satisfaction. Links have also been reorganized (finally!) And I'm trying to get some more images up. Happy Holidays!

December 8, 2002.
2:35 PM.
Listening to "Nature Boy" by David Bowie
SO READY FOR CHRISTMAS. OH MY GOD. I'm present starved, people. This is not a good thing. Anyway, my gift to you is On Holidays , a most-likely-one-shot fic that could turn a sequel if I get off my ass in time for New Year's. I hope everyone's having a wonderful season, no matter the religion..it's all about the gifts, right? *g*

December 5, 2002.
11:32 AM.
Listening to "Wonderful Waste" by The Verve Pipe
Yeek. Been almost a month. Bad me. I'll have A Night's Tale up soon, promise. But until then, check out the new author of the month (okay, it's of November, I'm slow). It's Shaza, and she wants you to listen to her ranting. Read it. She's funny. Shaza!


Novemeber 9, 2002.
11:32 AM.
Listening to the theme song for "X Men: Evolution". It's a guilty pleasure. Ignore me.
The new series continues...part two of A Night's Tale is up in the series section, or you can just click body> here. Things have been going well...maybe one day I'll manage to get the links page going again. Blah. Work. Well, the snarky teenage mutants are calling...

November 1, 2002.
8:38 AM.
Listening to annoying banal chatter.
I wrote something! Admire! A series is born... HERE. Also, I got a real official review (a real one! i squeal!) from smashed-peaches.net. I put it up on my Alias page. It's a rockin' good ego boost. *sighs happily*

October 22, 2002.
11:49 AM.
Listening to miscelaneous Beatles music, because I'm too lazy to turn it off.
Worthless update. I'm really sorry I haven't been writing guys, but I'm working on a long one...I'm sure you'll be good with it when its done. Meanwhile, I've got October's interrogation...courtesy Sydney Real. No secret that I admire her work, so I made her my second victim. Now I've just got to find someone for November...in 9 days. YEEK! Oh, and happy birthday Jeff Goldblum. You know he's doing stage work now? Weird.


September 16, 2002.
11:12 AM.
Listening to myself humming the "Buckaroo Bonzai" theme song, which has been stuck in my head since Saturday.
Small update. Real small...if you don't count all the obsessive-compulsive online quizzes I've been putting up in "Fun Stuff." Really, that can't be healthy. Oh, yeah, and I wrote something too. For SG, finally, gah! It's called "First Class" and it's under One Shot Fic, or you can click HERE and enjoy!


September 4, 2002.
10:03 PM.
Listening to "Going Through The Motions" as sung by Sarah Michelle Gellar. Buffy: The Musical soundtrack is due to come out at the end of the month, for anyone who's interested.
A whole brand-spankin' new segment here! It's called "Interrogation" and it's where I just get to ask intrusive questions to my favorite authors and they answer if they know what's good for them. It's my way of giving back to the community. Or...something.


August 29, 2002.
11:53 AM.
Listening to "Instant Pleausre," by Rufus Wainwright (sp?)
More of the massive reworking. Just so no one thinks I've dropped off the face of the SG fic planet, I'm working on a new opus...aptly termed, since it's freakin' long and taking me forever. But in the meantime, I'm also introducing Alias Slash into the mix here. Check out "Wonderful Waste" on the Alias page. Also, there's all kinds of fun internet quizzes on the Fun Stuff page. I'm addicted to those, so if anyone can find any that are fun...let me know. Enjoy!


July 29, 2002.
1:08 PM.
Listening to "Strange Relationship," by Darren Hayes.
Not too big of an update, but a massive reworking of the page. Decided to get a bit organized, finally, so I hope things will be a bit easier to find. The only new fic is Outside Wants In . Also up is the handy dandy advice guide, Rules . Enjoy!

June 29, 2002.
8:34 PM.
Listening to "All Around Me," by Savage Garden.
Pretty big update today. Added three songfics, "Dizzy," "Speed of the Sound of Loneliness," and "A Happy New Year." Also the short Darren-birthday-fic called "Boxy," which is at the bottom of the main page. Enjoy!

June 12, 2002.
2:13 PM.
Listening to The Ramones, "I Wanna Sniff Some Glue."
Dee Dee Ramone died of a drug overdose. Can't say I'm pleased. I thought that was all cleared up. Grr... Oh, right, the update. Added a really, really, really old fic, "If I Were Brave" to a new section I made, "Something To Sing About," which is entirely songfic. The link to it can be found next to the Series Fic link at the bottom of the page. Finals are almost over...w00t! *pumps fist in air* Then I have all summer to sit on my butt!


May 23, 2002.
10:35 AM.
Observing a moment of silence.
No real update here...except to announce the sad news that after a two year struggle with cancer, famed SG, Placebo and U2 fic writer Leela Ganey has passed on. If everyone could just take a moment to send their best wishes to her friend Stephie and visit the tribute site to learn a little about Leela, that'd be marvelous. Slash won't be the same without her. Love you, honey.
Tribute


May 17, 2002.
1:01 PM.
Listening to "Inside Out" by LiT
Final two chapters of "Tourist" have been added. Have I mentioned that everyone needs to see Spiderman? That is such a great movie...I think I'm going to have to see it again. I'm such a geek for superhero movies, I just about had a heart attack when I found out that they were making a Spiderman movie...and I HATE Spiderman. Yes, I'm on drugs. No, you can't have any.

May 14, 2002.
3:29 PM.
Listening to ALIAS season finale
Put up the next two chapters of Tourist, 13 and 14. AP tests are finally done, I can breathe again...at least, until I get the grades back. Finals coming soon. Ohgodohgodohgod that SUCKS. Oh, I added a links page. Go me...that's at the bottom of the main page. Not too many links on it right now, because I'm a lazy-ass, but if you desperately want to be linked here let me know and I'll take some initiative. Or something.


May 7, 2002.
4:36 PM.
Listening to "Rest In Peace" as sung by Spike
Added Kirke's Birthday Fic, "Notes" on the BC2 page. It's an interlude, because she always wanted to know how Ben proposed to Lee. So for all you B/L fans out there, I guess this one is for you. Back to my studies...


April 30, 2002.
11:26 AM
Listening to "My Stupid Mouth" by John Mayer
Two updates this time...singlefic Dawn is at the bottom of the fic page, and part twelve of Tourist is up. I think that's going to be all from me for a while, I'm going to delve into a new longer piece that's probably going to take way too long to write, knowing me. But finals will be over soon, and then I'll be able to write to my heart's content...(ie, watch bad tv, stay up to all hours of the morning, and never get any writing done at all.) I'll be finding out whether I get to keep my job in the next few weeks, so...*crosses fingers* Enjoy!

April 25, 2002.
5:36 PM
Listening to "Crash and Burn" by, of course, Savage Garden.
New sillyfic at the bottom of the page, "Accusation aka the Great Fruit Massacre" is my latest work. Not in the mood to ramble. Have fun.

April 19, 2002.
11:46 AM
Listening to the theme from The Muppet Show.
I decided the updates were getting a little too long to scroll through to get to the fiction, so, voila, an updates page. Aren't you all just so outstandingly happy? I thought so. Other than this small change, I've put up part eleven of Tourist. More to come, and soon. Enjoy!

April 8, 2002.
12:40 PM
Listening to "Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer.
Small update here, guys. After much hassling from one consistant person, I've added a guestbook. It's not really all that pretty (like the rest of the page) but it serves a purpose...so make me happy and sign away! It's at the bottom of the page. Also, added Chapter 10 to "Tourist." Enjoy!

April 5, 2002.
12:32 PM
Listening to "Rhapsody In Blue" by Gershwin.
Finally managed to update all of Baggage Claim 2. Tourist will be completed in the next few days, and I promise I'll get it up as soon as I can...assuming real life doesn't step in and smack me with a shovel. Damn, when is it going to be spring? I'm getting so tired of this cold weather and rain. Not cool at all. Single Fics Added: Blackout-Shadows, Blackout-Reflections, and Not Enough.

February 11, 2002.
1:03 PM
Listening to "Sparks" by Coldplay.
Three new parts of Tourist are up on the Series Fiction page. I've decided to start updating regularly again so that Madame D can actually read my stuff. Yes, it's entirely selfish...she gives the best feedback. It's so she can read while she's in Australia, away form her favorite slash pages and studying the anatomy of aussie bois...have fun, D! By the by, Valentine's Day is coming up. Maybe I'll manage to write something this year. I'm so bad with the hearts and flowers holiday. *stumped*

January 7, 2002.
7:35 AM
Listening to "All The Thrills Are Gone" by A3
Started working on Tourist again, so the new two parts of that are up. I'm actually going to be updating it regularly since it's on my mind now. So...um...go and read it. Sorry, my brain hasn't started functioning yet. I hate coming back from winter break...ugh. Oh, yeah, Happy New Year, everybody! Enjoy 2002, it's gotta be better than 2001. Right?

December 5, 2001.
8:44 PM
Listening to "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
Ah, back to the irregular quasi-monthly updates. Much more comfortable with that. Not much new...put up a page of my beliefs, which is just basically a big rant against prejudice. I've been hassled lately by some bigots, so I decided it was time to hassle back. This is a rather weak shove in the right direction. Back to your regularly schedualed fiction soon.

November 6, 2001.
5:43 PM Listening to "Cold, Cold Ground" by Tom Waits
Another update. What the hell is wrong with me? Must be the pills. Um...added Baggage Claim 2 up through part 21. Must go to piano lesson. Must...contain...rage... ooh, Buffy Musical Episode is on tonight!

November 5, 2001.
7:46 PM
Listening to "Drops of Jupiter" by Train
Forced to actually update by pushy friends. *glare* Put up the first three parts of Tourist, which has been written for a while, but..um..yeah. I plead the fifth. Also put up a bit of a reconciliation/snarky poem, a spoof of the Night Before Christmas, which is pretty much for the shits and giggles of A Deeper Meaning Mailing List. Otherwise, just ignore it. It's what happens when I don't pay attention during Physics.

October 31, 2001.
12:07 PM
Listening to my friends bitch at me for being on the computer
Haven't really updated anything, but I thought I might as well do an update while I'm here...Happy Halloween, everyone! And for the record, even if Savage Garden has broken up, I will continue to write. Like reality has ever been an issue in my writing..*rolls eyes*. Anyway...yeah, I'll get around to putting up the rest of Baggage Claim 2 eventually....eventually....um, yeah. I'm a little distracted right now from people threatening to dress up as Jones for Halloween. I'm traumatized for life. *cough* And driving past my house at 3:30 in the morning screaming "DANIEL IS MY BITCH!!" *cough cough*

July 22, 2001.
10:01 PM
Listening to "Don't You Forget About Me" by Billy Idol
Happy Birthday Daniel Jones! Yay for him...turning 28, the old fart. Updated Baggage Claim 2 in honor of that, finally, up through part 11. Hmm...I wonder how he's celebrating? With Darren? And Leather? And possibly strawberries and champagne? Oh, the possibilities...

July 8, 2001.
12:34 AM
Listening to "You Won't Be Mine" by Matchbox Twenty
It occurred to me recently that most of my stuff here is kind of slopped together in a rather random order...and that I should probably give updates so that my adoring public (hah!) shouldn't have to rummage around to find the new stuff. So this where to look when I've got new stuff up, ladies and gents. Most recent up here is part...erm...two of BC2. Which is sad, because I've got a gazillion parts written. I'll try and get them up as soon as possible, I swear!