There's some things you need to
know.
Soon as I remember
I'll tell you
what they are.
I'm the Life of the Party .......
even when it lasts
'till 7pm.
However, I'm Usually interested in
goin' home
long before I get to where I'm
goin'.
I'm Smilin' all the time,
cause I can't hear a word you're
sayin'
.
I'm also good at tellin'
Stories......
over and over and over again!
I'm good on a trip for at least an
hour
,
without my BenGay,
Aspirin,
Antacid......
Depends
I'm even good at opening Childproof
caps......
With a Hammer!
I'm walking more .....
(to the bathroom)
and enjoying it less.
I'm the first one to find that bathroom
wherever I go.
I'm Positive I did housework correctly
before the Internet.
And, I'm sure everything I can't
find,
is in a secure place.
I'm now spending more time with my
pillows
than with my spouse.
I'm awake Many Hours
before my body allows me to get up.
I'm in the *Initial* state of my Golden
Years:
SS,
Cd's,
IRA's,
AARP
I've been wondering,
If you're only as old as you feel,
how could I still be alive passed
50
I'm so cared for:
long-term
care,
eye care,
private care,
dental
care,
and
Medicare!
I'm having trouble remembering
simple words like.....
duh....
I'm wrinkled,
saggy
and
lumpy,
and that's just my right leg.
I'm anti-everything now:
anti-fat,
anti-smoke,
anti-noise,
anti-inflammatory,
I'm a Senior
Citizen
and I'm told
I'm having the
time of my Life!
And Yes There Is Sex After 60
I think
I Can't Remenber
Here's My New Man
Im To Sexy For Myself
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