these are the actual words that Brad sang, don’t waste your time with the liner notes. they're listed in alphabetical order.

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CARESS ME DOWN

mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I’m hornier than Ron Jeremy and if you want to get popped in your knee just wipe that look off your batty face you hate me cause I got what you need a pretty little daughter that we call mixie and if you want to get beat physically it will be over in a minute if ya so she told me to come over and I took that trip and then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out it went drip drip drip I didn’t know she had the GI Joe kung-fu grip and she went uuh and the girl caress me down uuh that’s the lovin’ sound uuh and the girl caress me down uuh that’s the lovin’ sound when I kiss mixie it makes me feel horny cause I’m the type of lover with the sensitivity when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy that’s the right kind of lovin’ on a sunday morning en el otro lado es donde vivi con mi hija que se llama mixie su hermana si me quiere y ahorita tenemos un bebe sus padres sus padres trataron matar but they did not get too far un poco despues tuve que resgresar con un chingo de dinero cause you know I’m a star yo fui a Costa Rica para comer estuve a practicaba cause they know who we are si no le dio cuenta then I bet you never will you must me a muneca if you’re still standing still let me fall uuh caress me down uuh and that’s the lovin’ sound we go uuh and the girl caress me down uuh and that’s the lovin’ sound me gusta me reggae me gusta punk rock pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita en el agua en el aire if you know who you are con la agua en el aire empieza gritar no tenga miedo I’m your papi take your chones y los manden a mi levanta levanta tienes que gritar levanta levanta tienes que bailar uuh caress me down uuh and that’s the lovin’ sound uuh and the girl caress me down uuh that’s the lovin’ sound uuh caress me down uh that’s the lovin’ sound uuh and the girls caress me down that’s lovin’ sound

CHICA ME TIPO

no me importa que sería porque todo se quitará ay no puedo verlo ni en pintura cuando empecemos no me dió cuenta de que luego, tuviera que pagar pero se dice también me muera acostarme con ti con ti no me propongo predicar vive y dejar vivir pero el amigo es un condón en el bolsillo yo no soy médico, no soy chapocero solamente soy pobre y ya estoy tan solo pero si se cambie ella sería la mia para ser poseido en propeidad en propeidad I've got to get alive with you whoa I cannot do I will lay down anytime with her

DATE RAPE

Let me tell you about a girl I know had a drink about a hour ago sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell she heard a noise and she looked through the door and saw a man she'd never seen before light skin, light blue eyes a double-chin and a plastic smile well her heart raced as he walked through the door and took an empty seat next to her at the bar "My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" and she said "Wait a minute I have to think." he said "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink?" one drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car and drove someplace real far now babe the time has come how'd ya like to have a little fun? and she said " If we could only please be on our way, I will not run." that's when things got out of control she didn't want to he had his way she said "Let's Go" he said "No Way!" come on babe it's your lucky day shut your mouth were gonna do it my way come on baby don't be afraid if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid he finished up and started the car he turned around and drove back to the bar he said "Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." she picked up a rock threw it at the car hit him in the head now he’s got a big scar come on party people won't you listen to me date rape stylee the next day she went to her drawer and looked up her local attorney at law went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court well the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed " She lies that little slut!"the judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years and now his hearted is filled with tears one night in jail it was getting late he was butt-raped by a large inmate and he screamed but the guards paid no attention to his cries that's when things got out of control the moral of this date rape story it does not pay to be drunk and horny but that's the way it had to be they locked him up and threw away the key well I can't take pity on men of his kind even though he now takes it in the behind date rape she didn't want to she didn’t want to she didn’t want to she didn’t want to take it

DOIN’ TIME

summertime and the livin’s easy Bradley’s on the microphone with Ras m.g. all people in the dance will agree that we’re well qualified to represent the LBC g and me and louie run to the party dance till the rhythm it gets harder me and my girl we got this relationship I love her so bad but she treats me like shit on lock down like a penitentiary she spreads her lovin’ all over but when she gets home there’s none left for me summertime and the livin’s easy Bradley’s on the microphone with Ras m.g. all people in the dance will agree that we’re well qualified to represent the LBC g and me and louie gonna run to the party dance till the rhythm it gets harder oh take this veil from off my eyes my burning sun will one day rise so what am i gonna be doin' for a while said I’m gonna play with myself show them how we come off the shelf so what summertime and the livin’s easy Bradley’s on the microphone with Ras m.g. all people in the dance will agree that we’re well qualified to represent the LBC g and me and louie run to the party dance till the rhythm it gets harder evil I've come to tell you that she's evil most definitely evil ornery and scandalous and evil most definitely the tension is getting hotter I'd like to hold her head underwater me and my girl we got a relationship me and my girl we got a relationship my girl we got a relationship ooh my girl take a tip take a tip take a tip from me Bradley’s on the microphone w/ Ras m.g. all people in the dance will agree that we’re well qualified to represent the LBC me well everybody right into the rhythm it gets harder summertime and the livin’s easy

GARDEN GROVE

we took this trip to garden grove it smelt like lou-dog inside the van this ain’t no funky reggae party five dollars at the door it gets so real sometimes who wrote my rhymes I got the microwave got the VCR I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car oh yeah if you only knew all the love that I found it’s hard to keep my soul on the ground you’re a fool don’t fuck around with my dog all that I can see I steal as I fill up my garage cause in my mind music from Jamaica all the love that I found pull over there’s a reason why my soul’s unsound it’s you it’s that shit stuck under my shoe it’s that smell inside van it’s my bed sheet covered with sand sitting through a shitty band getting dog shit on your hand getting hassled by the man waking up to an alarm sticking needles in your arm picking up trash on the freeway feeling depressed everyday leaving without making a sound picking my dog up at the pound living in a tweaker pad getting yelled at by my dad saying I’m happy when I’m not finding roaches in the pot oh all these things I do they’re waiting for you

GET READY

some folks say that smoking herb is a crime if they catch you smoking they’re bound to drop the dime insufferable informa crazy fools wait with their fingers crossed for you to break the rules and in the evening we try to jam we like the music loud in this here band we let the bass line drop as loud as we can stand somebody always gotta turn informa for the man I wanna know know right now is it one of you in the crowd are you gonna call 911 and spoil all of my fun you crazy fools I’m in the mood get ready I’m in the mood come on now yeah I’m in the mood are you ready I’m in the mood come on now yeah come on load up the bong crank up the song let the informa call 911 load up the bong crank up the song let the informa call 911 and when security force police want to arrive don’t try to run don’t try to hide just pull out the .9 pop in the clip and let one slip into these crazy fool I’m in the mood get ready I’m in the mood come on now I’m in the mood get ready I’m in the mood come on now and in the evening we try to jam we like the music loud in this here band oh I wanna know now I wanna know know right now are you willing are you willing and able oh like those crazy fools some folks say that smoking herb is a crime if they catch you smoking they’re bound to drop the dime insufferable informa crazy fools wait with their fingers crossed for you to break the rules well I’m in the mood get ready I’m in the mood come on now I’m in the mood are you ready I’m in the mood come on now I’m in the mood get ready I’m in the mood come on now

GREATEST HITS

wake up in the in the mornin' and it's hard to live hard to live yes it's hard to live and it will be a long time before that shit starts to give and every single day it's getting harder to live but I would be up for being down with a ho lord knows that I got mic control do you got mic control ya no dis this stylee when ours is original this man, makin' money how I know won't be no man of me In my bed I watch TV I'm drunk by noon but that's ok I'll be President some day light my cigarette and I think Bert Susanka made me drink load the box and I'll pump that shit got my (It's the Ziggins’) greatest hits got my (It's the Ziggins’) greatest hits is this band making money I don't know it's the writing on the wall all my friends drink alcohol I'm too drunk to light the bong I'm too stoned to write this song light my cigarette and I think Bert Susanka made me drink load the box and I'll pump that shit

LOU-DOG WENT TO THE MOON

my little dog ran away the other day yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah I can’t believe my little dog lou-dog ran away yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah he packed his bags and got into a hot air balloon yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah and then my little dog lou-dog sailed off to the moon today today that was the day that lou-dog went to the moon

RIGHT BACK

sleepin’ by yourself at night can make you feel alone your girlfriend said so but I don't really know that don't mean we fucked around that night last week you left town was tweakin’ by myself one night that's when I wrote this tune didn't have no need for that bed in my hotel room sometimes right now since I've left the pen I feel like I'm right back there again sometimes I play waiting waiting for some bright holiday so I bought myself a gun and I'm right back right back where I'm from sleepin’ by yourself at night can make you feel alone my girlfriend said so she's a little ho that don't mean I fuck around I like to keep that higher ground sometimes I play waiting waiting for some bright holiday so I got myself a gun and I'm right back right back where I'm from oh don't tease me oh don't tease me don't tease me oh sometimes I play waiting waiting for some bright holiday so bought myself a gun and I'm right back right back where I'm from

SAME IN THE END

down in mississippi where the sun beats down from the sky they give it up man they give it up man they give it up but they never ask why daddy was a rolling rolling stone he rolled away one day and he never came home it ain’t hard to understand this ain’t hitler’s master plan what it takes to be a man in my mind in my brain I roll it over like a steaming freight train it ain’t hard to ascertain you only see what you want to believe when you light up in the back with those tricks up your sleeve that don’t mean I can’t hang but the day that I die will be the day that I shut my mouth and put down my guitar sunday morning hold church down at the bar get down on your knees and start to pray pray my itchy rash will go away well back up ya’ll it ain’t me kentucky fried chicken is all I see it’s a hellified way to start your day if I make you cry all night me and daddy gonna have a fist fight it ain’t personal it ain’t me I only hear what you told me to be I’m a backward ass hillbilly I’m dick buttkiss you know I lie I get mean I’m a thief in the dark I’m a raging machine I’m a triple rectified ass son of a bitch rec-tite on my ass and it makes me itch I can see for miles and miles and miles my broken heart makes me smile in my mind in my brain I go back and go completely insane it ain’t personal it ain’t me if I make you cry all night be your daddy at the end of the night take a load from my big gun you only see what you want to believe when you creep from the back I got tricks up my sleeve 24/7 devil’s best friend makes no difference it’s all same in the end

SCARLET BEGONIAS

as I was walking down rubadub square not a chill to the window a little to the air from another direction she was caught in my eye it could be an illusion but I might as well try might as well try She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes knew without asking she was into the blues she wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls I knew right away she was not like other girls well I ain't never been right as I ain't never been wrong cause nothing works out the way it does in this song cause once in a while you get shown in the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right it was the summer of love and I thank the stars above aecause the women took the lovin over me and just to gain her trust I bought a microbus because I sold off my personal property a tight tie-dyed dress she was a psychedelic mess we toured to the north south east and west we sold some mushroom tea sold some ecstasy sold nitrous opium acid heroin and PCP and now I hear the police coming after me and now I hear the police coming after me the one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she's got the police coming after me well there ain't nothing wrong with the way she moves all scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues and there ain't nothin wrong with the love that's in her eyes I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by let her pass by ooh just let her pass by

SLOW RIDE

she takes her time when it's time to get ready always has her way always leaves me waiting by the phone she told me more than once to take it slow and I said ok but lately I've been sleeping alone whoa I'm not breaking up inside I'm much too proud to moan baby please come home and I feel a little loving so I try to play it cool I think she laughs inside with words that burn like fire in my mouth try to be a man like I got the master plan night on the town oh drinking dancing we can turn it up whoa maybe it's how your body moves I just don't know maybe it's just the way you move so slow *phone call* ‘hello?’ ‘hi it's me’ ‘I thought I told you not to call me here’ ‘I know I just really needed to talk to you’ ‘get a clue babe there's nothing to talk about’ *dial tone* I see why I play myself I made myself a fool swear that I would do most anything hey walk a mile to see her smile walk a mile just to rock for a while babe I'm thinking with my dingaling whoa I've been doing some thinking and I just don't know maybe just the way you move so slow maybe cause you move so slow maybe cause you move so slow but sitting on the verge of tears does not become my 22 years you took my shame and you took my pride and now you're gonna take me for a slow ride but waiting waiting on the phone got words that burn like fire in my mouth come on down reggae style wipe up your body like a bassline while drinking dancing we can turn it out whoa I'm not going crazy but I just don't know maybe it's just the way you move so slow maybe cause you move so slow maybe cause you move so slow move nice and slow slow ride slow ride slow ride

SMOKE 2 JOINTS (original song by the Toyes)

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more smoked cigarettes ‘til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensemilla smoked cigarettes ‘til the day she died toke a big spliff of some good sensemi… Easy-E were you ever caught slippin’ hell no daddy he once told me son you be hard workin' man and momma she once told meson you do the best you can but then one day I meet a man who came to me and said hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head whoa rock me tonight whoa jah sake whoa

STP

All that I need look at all the love we've found ooh I won't run and pull the one jack move they love her for the Kingston sound Flava-Flave and I-C-E once said something that made me want to burn my liquor store down to the ground. But I just can't leave the pad coz I'll surely wind up dead coz I know there out there out there waiting and watching for me Still I got my yellow cat and my wooden baseball bat and my shiny silver gat and if my homey got my back then I got All that I need look at all the love we've found ooh I won't run and pull the one jack move they love her for the Kingston sound ooh ooh I won't slip and I won't trip Send Matt Vargas to regrip While I'm wrenching on my ride in that secret pad where we hide there's always lots of fun stuff to do like relax and design a brand new tattoo Playing with my cross-word puzzle book I'm even learning how to cook Have you seen that little whore baby Someone said she stole my freddie And if she made off with my last clean rig I'm gonna kill that fucking ditch pig So what? Outta my outta my outta my outta my secret pad, coz I know your talking about me baby making it hard to live Cause I don't want no money dick don't want no money down My secret tweaker pad is now the hottest pale spot in town I guess Take it nice and easy Don't want no sheriff breaking down the door to raid me Coz that I need, look at all the love we've found ooh I won't run and pull the one jack move they love her for the Kingston sound ooh Baby you wanna give me kisses sweet only for one night with no repeat Baby you wanna leave and never go but the taste of honey is worse than none at all

WAITING FOR MY RUCA

on the east side that’s where I met my Ramona I wanna to go a party that’s what she said lonely that’s what I’ve been here’s my telephone number call me and to a party a house party whole lip of people just rally round me and love she sent a message of love she said I love up the way you move I love the way you rap Ramona please step back now she’s my ruca I’m barely waiting for my heina she moved from Long Beach down to L.A. right now she’s selling oranges by the freeway I wanna know Ramona am I the only one tell me and she said you’re not the only one but you’re the best Bradley and now I’m waiting for my ruca and I barely pull up with my heina I know tonight I’ll be behind her don’t fuck around with my heina

WELCOME TOMORROW (by Love and Rockets... Brad changed some of the lyrics around from their version)

holy saints will call you don't be afraid to kiss the world goodbye i'm a fool don't be afraid a high deity in love holy saints will call you don't be afraid to kiss the world goodbye I'm gone welcome tomorrow I'm free glistening in sunshine I'm in love something something I'm a saint I'm gone welcome tomorrow these thoughts pin me to the wall

WHAT I GOT

early in the morning rising to the street light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet got to find a reason reason things went wrong got to find the reason why my money’s all gone I got a dalmatian I can still get high I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot life is too short so love the one you’ve got cause you might get run over or you might get shot never start no static I just get it off my chest never had to battle with no bulletproof vest take a small example take a tip from me take all your money give it up to charity loving’s what I got it’s within my reach and Sublime’s style’s still straight from Long Beach it comes back to you you’re gonna get what you deserve try and test that you’re bound to get served love’s what I got don’t start a riot you feel it when the dance gets hot love baby is what I got I said remember that love baby is what I got and remember that love baby is what I got I said remember that love baby is what I got I don’t cry when my dog runs away I don’t get angry at the bills I have to pay I don’t get mad when my mom smokes pot hits the bottle and goes back to the rock fucking and fighting it’s all the same a day with Louie dog’s the only way to stay sane let the loving let the loving come back to me love baby is what I got I said remember that love baby is what I got and remember that love baby is what I got I said remember that love baby is what I got