"Don't piss me off before tea time!"
"Damn!! they wouldn't let me join the girls hockey team! I'll try out for cheerleader then I guess...oh well."
"Damn guys! It's too early in the morning! Please at least let me brush my hair before you start taking pictures of me!!!"
"Okay! Who took my Barry Manilow cassette off the shelf? I know one of you stole it and I want it back...NOW!!!!!!"
"Damn! What a hangover!"
"And they say Sav complains about his hair!"
"It's a really bad hair day!!!"
Rick's Mum yelling from downstairs: "Richard?? Richard!! Come downstairs right now!! Your Aunt Bertha is here and wants a kiss!!"
"Are you sure this is how I get the staring role in `Little Orphan Annie?'"
"Hair cut? Why on earth would I like a hair cut?"
"Um...No. You didn't wake me up. I always look this charming at 5:00 a.m."
"Colgate - the number one toothpaste for brighter, whiter teeth."
Ozzy whispering to Rick: "Hey lad, I'm hungry! Got any birds laying around? Or even a bat or two? They are really tasty!"
Ozzy: "Phlrer hemlssh hweoess otupabsuecc wue mphrfh weeu wepudsds??"
Rick" "Uh...yeah...right Ozzy. Exactly what I was thinking."
"Hey Ozzy. Think my teeth are sharp enough to bite off a bat's head?"
"Directions please to Oz Fest."
"Aw come on smile..I use Crest with extra whitening and so can you!"
Ozzy: "Lad - do you know where we are? Why am I here? What the hell is going on?"
(Rick laughing hysterically) "Ha Ha!! And then what Ozzy!! Cum on - tell me!! The suspense is killing me!!! I think I'm gonna pee my pants!"
