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Penny For Your Thoughts?

June, 2003

Just in time for xmas............. "The New Care Bear" is out: THUNDER GOD BEAR !!

Singing like Elvis: "Oh let me be....YOUR teddy bear..."

"Mum...please don't make me wear this silly costume Auntie Matilda sent. Oh God...I feel like
such a fool!"

Leppard marketing gone bad......very VERY bad.

"You wanna luuuv me, you wanna huuug me, you wanna smooooch me!"

"Bed me down!"

"What the hell did these women do to me now!?"

"Today I'm a teddy bear - tomorrow a Tella-tubbie?"

Next Xmas's big craze..."Thunder God" bears.

"If I am Fozie Allen, where in the bloody hell are Kermit Allen and Piggy Allen?"

Rick thinking - "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear! Damn I make a cute bear!! Just think off all the chicks that will want to hug this!!!"

"You like this purple jumper? Granny knitted it for me for getting a good report card."

"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Who's been eating my porridge? Who's been sleeping in my bed?"

Photographer: "Guys?? Guys?!! I'm over here...what the hell are you doin'?"

Ladies and gentlemen...The Rockettes!

Joe: "Okay guys....on the count of three we start our kick line. Now don't screw it up this time Viv....it's LEFT foot FIRST!!!"

"Dudes, stop waving to the crew!"

"Giving a show?"

"Phil, stop tickling me!"

Rick: "See! I DO have a nice ass!"

Rick: "Um....Phil? Where'd the audience go?"
Phil: "I dunno Rick. They were just here a minute ago."
Joe: "It's strange....I can still hear them."
Viv: "Uh - guys?? I think their behind us."
Sav: "Now how on earth did that happen?"

Rick showing off his calfs of steel.

Malvin: "DONT YOU DARE TURN YOUR BACKS ON ME!!!!!"

Rick: "Geez Phil! You need a shower!"

Phil: "What a bunch of wankers! Am I the only one that has the hair on my chest to take my shirt off?"

"Where's the camera? I thought he said say cheeze."

"Everybody together - "1,2,3 Let's moon them!"

Someone In The Crowd: "Uh... like... HELLO!!! You're facing the wrong way guys! Sheeeesh!"

Phil: "Aahhh! Shit! Hold on tight everyone... the floor's shaking!"
Sav: HELP!!!!! It's an earthquake!!!"

Joe (grumbling): "Ah well, since the crowd was rotten tonight let's stand this way!"

Rick: "Okay guys - let's give 'em our BEST side - heh heh heh!"