"One...two....nine...Oh dam!! It's so hard to count to four. Maybe I should take my socks off?"
"Yep. My Grannie knitted these socks for me. Like 'em?"
"I hope Joe cuts it short this time. I rrreeeaaallyy have to go to the loo."
"Gee...these control top pantyhose make my legs look slim. I don't know about the color though."
"See? This is what happens when you save the tops of the Fruit Loop boxes. You get these cool socks!"
"Yeah yeah, we lost another bet...'s'ok, mine's only socks, you should see what Sav had to wear..."
"Mum said I don't wear enough clothes on stage. So I got these thigh-high stockings to wear. I hope she's happy because they're hotter then hell."
"Oooohhhh! That air conditioner is cold. Glad I got my nice warm sockies on!"
Photographer: "You know - one day this kid is going to regret this fashion statement. I think I'll use black and white film rather then color just to be kind. Those socks would blind you in color."
Rick's Mum in audience: "Oh that's my baby boy!! And look, he's got on the socks that I made him!!! (sniff sniff)."
Rick: "Hey Mal. Don't look now, but there's a gorgeous babe behind you who just can't keep her eyes off you!"
Malvin: "Really?"
Rick: "Here Mal. Hold my phone will ya?"
Malvin: "But I don't like Pepsi!"
Rick: "Listen Mal - I TOLD you! That's all they have in the vending machine!!! Do you want one or not!"
Rick (answering ringing phone): "Hello? Who? Wait a minute. It's for you."
Malvin: "Rick what do you think, do I have a chance with that chick?"
Rick: "With a body like that how can she say no?"
Rick: "What are all these Sex Line numbers doing on my cell phone, Mal?"
Malvin: "Umm...Uhh...I don't know. Maybe Joe did it!"
Rick: "Um Mal....I think your date is ready."
Malvin: (whining) "But I hate Pepsi!! I wanted Coke!!!"
Rick: "Why do you have to be so difficult? And stop whining. People are watching."
Malvin: (under his breath) "Hmmmph. I really wanted a Coke."
Malvin: "Hey Rick? I think I'm gonna try my hand at that bombshell behind me."
Rick: "Go for it Mal. You gotta start somewhere."
