"Jesus, Phil! You want to give that Muay Thai stuff a rest?!"
Rick: "I SWEAR I didn't know she was your cousin Phil...HONEST!!!!"
"Bet Phil thought that hurt!"
Phil: "You'll hit those high notes NOW mate!"
"This is the LAST bloody time I help you take your boots off!"
"Help! The Human Gorilla is attacking my most prized posessions!"
"Phil!!! I'm not your kickboxing bag!!!"
Phil: "Would you like to feel how strong me leg is & see me fly? Okay, here we go..." (Phil starts flapping his arms up & down then they take off from the ground)
Rick: "HEEELLLP.... Put me back down, you didn't say you were going to use your foot down there!!"
Phil: "Sorry mate that was the the only place I could think of to put me foot!!"
Phil: "Sure I can show you a few defensive moves Rick... like this one..."
Rick: "Aaarrrrggghhhh!"
Phil: "Christ! you were supposed to move out the way mate!"
Phil: Hi-YAH!
Rick: Not gonna work, mate! I TOLD you an athletic
cup was a good investment. 'course, I had to have it
custom made, but, you know...
(laughing) "Yeah, yeah, I know. I slipped and fell on my butt. Nobody saw though, right?"
"Could someone help me out with these shoelaces before I trip and break my neck?"
Thinking to self: "Ok-here we go again--smile--take the damn picture---Thank You!"
"Yes I am looking up your dress! You can tell by the look on my face - HEHEHE."
"These pants are so tight! Look at my package!"
"Take the bloody pic Halfin! I can't smile any bigger!"
(a voice shouts out to Rick) "Wait, one more photo shot!!"
Rick : "I'm sitting for this one!!"
"Wouldn't you like to know what I'm smiling about... heh heh!"
"Uh...yeah! I like these sneakers, they're comfy and
all, but I'll only say this once: The laces?
NOT MY IDEA!"
