"I am the almighty Thundergod---look here, you can count every single one of my ribs"
"Just call me.....THUNDERGOD!!!"
"Somebody feed me....PLEASE!"
"We are the champions, we are the champions, you are the losers and we are the champions....Of the world!
"I AM THE THUNDER GOD!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!"
"I AM IRON MAN!!!!!"
"I'm the king of the world!"
"Yeah, yeah....I KNOW I have no arm pit hair. Give me a break though - I'm ONLY 16!!!"
"Could these darn shorts be any smaller?? Where's that wardrobe lady?"
"Up here!! At the back of the stage!! It's me - Rick! Anybody see me?!"
"Me! Me! I'll be the conductor. I always wanted to have a go at conducting an orchestra!"
The above photo shows rock drummer Rick Allen doing his aerobics excercise to "Uptown Girl!" by Billy Joel..."Uptown girl....ya'know I can't afford to buy her pearls..."
"MUM! SEE HOW THEY STARVE ME OUT HERE! HELP!"
"I love ya Mum!"
Rick: "OK, now you smile and look at the camera, cuz I don't wanna."
Mum: "Oh Richard - I'm so happy you have your shirt on for this picture...you know how I hate all those topless shots of you. How you never caught pneumonia I'll never know."
Rick's mum thinking to herself: "I wish he'd get a hair cut."
"My mommy! What would I ever do without her!"
"Gee Mum. It's so good to be home!"
Mum: "Richard dear...you need to shave. You're scratching my skin!"
Mum: "Did you take my earrings again Richard?! You KNOW those are my favorite pair!"
Rick: "Yes Mum.....I did. I'm sorry."
Rick: "Hey, mum was at the opticians this morning... do you like her new glasses?"
Rick's mum: "Smile Richard. I'd like to send a nice photo to Auntie Jean for Easter."
Rick: "IF I KEEP SMILING WILL U COOK ME DINNER TONIGHT, MUM? PLEASE?"
