"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"
"Hello?? Hellooooooooo? Hmmm.....nobody's there."
"Huh? You mean you can't hear the sounds of the ocean out of a beer bottle? Awwwwww - darn it."
"Hey baby...why don't you come over and see me some time."
"If you listen closely you can hear the ocean."
"Move Over Billy Dee Williams and Colt 45! Rick Allen and Michelob are taking over!"
"'ello Mum?... Mum? Sh**, this ain't the bloody phone... I really need to quit drinkin'."
Rick: "I told you guys I could out run this short guy.
Malvin: "Rick!! (huff puff) Slow down! My legs aren't as long as yours! (huff puff)"
Rick: "Come on Mal! Let's hold hands and skip. WHEEEE!!!"
Rick: "Hey Mal...look...there's a mini me that looks like you."
Mal: "You wanker...it IS me!"
Rick: "You're NOT going to steal the ball away from me again!"
Mal: "Oh yeah?? Just watch me - LOOK OUT!!"
Mal: "Mate, you just kicked the ball into Joe's head!!!"
Rick: "S**t!"
Rick: "I'm first!"
Mal: "NO I'M FIRST!"
Rick: "GET THE BALL, MAL!"
Malvin: "I'm running as fast as I can!"
Rick: "Jezus, Can't you run a bit further away? I'm trying to look cool and I can't do that with you beside me!"
