50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Jimmy Buldge:
| 01) | Real Name: | Jimmy Partridge |
| 02) | Residence: | Plymouth, MA |
| 03) | Birthday: | 04/26/80 |
| 04) | Occupation: | Master of Ceremonies |
| 05) | Height: | 5'8" |
| 06) | Weight: | 180lbs |
| 07) | Shoe Size: | 11 |
| 08) | Relationship Status: | Ball and Chained |
| 09) | Siblings: | 1 sister, we all hate her. |
| 10) | Favorite Color: | Green |
| 11) | Favorite TV Show: | Jackass |
| 12) | Favorite Movie: | Dumb and Dumber |
| 13) | Favorite Sport: | Football |
| 14) | Favorite Pastime: | Wasting Time |
| 15) | Favorite President: | Truman |
| 16) | Favorite Quote: | "I see a dog, and it's on a log, and it's a terrier, and it's rabid. And foam sprays from it's mouth. And we follow this droplet of spit down to where it turns into a flaming brass eagle, holding the magna carta in it's claws. This eagle soars into flight, flying over mountains and oceans. Just then a giant fish jumps out of the ocean and clutches the magna carta and this very same fish is served to a family at denny's. The father takes a bite - his eyes go wolf yellow. Fur sprouts all over his body as he screams into the thin night air 'Where is the passion, where in the passion?'" - Anonymous |
| 17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | That guy from the village people. No wait, Captain Ron. |
| 18) | Favorite Holiday: | April Fools Day |
| 19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | Looking Back |
| 20) | Favorite Animal: | The Banshee |
| 21) | Favorite Board Game: | Trivial Pursuit |
| 22) | Favorite Food: | Reese's Pieces |
| 23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Homer |
| 24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel. |
| 25) | Favorite Card Game: | Pitch |
| 26) | Favorite Beer: | El Presidente |
| 27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | Jack Daniels |
| 28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | Tennant Super |
| 29) | Who's Your Idol: | Billy Idol, No wait, what's the question? I don't get it. Oh ok. Idol? Johnny Knoxville. |
| 30) | Who's Your Daddy: | I'm your daddy. |
| 31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | The grouchy one. Care Bear stare fool! |
| 32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 2 |
| 33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | Away from loud and bratty kids damn it. |
| 34) | Boxers or Briefs: | Boxers |
| 35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Eggs |
| 36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | The millionaire's wife. |
| 37) | Beer or Liquor: | Beer |
| 38) | Cats or Dogs: | Cats |
| 39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | Double Stuf has "f" so yes, regular. |
| 40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | Jello, the breadmaster is a tool. Haha. |
| 41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | C'mon get happy, gotta go with my posse." |
| 42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | What the hell are you talking about??? |
| 43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Half Full. |
| 44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | Yep |
| 45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | Yep |
| 46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | Yep |
| 47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | Apparently that thing that keeps dying in my ass. |
| 48) | What States Have You Been To: | Depression, Confusion, Stupidity, Apathy, and Wyoming. |
| 49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | They call me Viper the Human Pin Cushion. |
| 50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | I pickle they... |