50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Jello:
| 01) | Real Name: | Mark |
| 02) | Residence: | Massachusetts |
| 03) | Birthday: | 08/14/79 |
| 04) | Occupation: | Assistant Marketing Manager |
| 05) | Height: | 5'11" |
| 06) | Weight: | 155 |
| 07) | Shoe Size: | 14 |
| 08) | Relationship Status: | Taken |
| 09) | Siblings: | Two |
| 10) | Favorite Color: | Forest Green |
| 11) | Favorite TV Show: | Simpsons |
| 12) | Favorite Movie: | Rain Man |
| 13) | Favorite Sport: | Football |
| 14) | Favorite Pastime: | Shooting Pool |
| 15) | Favorite President: | William Henry Harrison |
| 16) | Favorite Quote: | "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson |
| 17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | Murph |
| 18) | Favorite Holiday: | Bunker Hill Day |
| 19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | Dark Man |
| 20) | Favorite Animal: | Squirrel |
| 21) | Favorite Board Game: | Monopoly |
| 22) | Favorite Food: | Pizza |
| 23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Homer Jay Simpson |
| 24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns |
| 25) | Favorite Card Game: | Asshole |
| 26) | Favorite Beer: | Guinness |
| 27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | Gin |
| 28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | Vodka |
| 29) | Who's Your Idol: | Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey's character in American Beauty) |
| 30) | Who's Your Daddy: | My Fuckin' Sailor |
| 31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | I don't know any of them. |
| 32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 42 |
| 33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | Non |
| 34) | Boxers or Briefs: | Boxers |
| 35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Neither |
| 36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | Mary Anne |
| 37) | Beer or Liquor: | Liquor |
| 38) | Cats or Dogs: | Cats |
| 39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | Why Double Stuffed Of Course! |
| 40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | Jello of course! |
| 41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | Brady Bunch |
| 42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | One drinks to become the other, so both. |
| 43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Half Full |
| 44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | No |
| 45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | Yes |
| 46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | Yes |
| 47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | Nope |
| 48) | What States Have You Been To: | California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia and Wisconsin. |
| 49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | No |
| 50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | Not particularly |
