50 Things You Never Wanted To Know About Breadmaster:
| 01) | Real Name: | John |
| 02) | Residence: | YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!! |
| 03) | Birthday: | 11/16/80 |
| 04) | Occupation: | Electronics Technician / Government Lab Rat |
| 05) | Height: | 6' 2" |
| 06) | Weight: | About 200lbs. |
| 07) | Shoe Size: | BIG! |
| 08) | Relationship Status: | Married, 10 kids, you know how it is. |
| 09) | Siblings: | Yes |
| 10) | Favorite Color: | Olive Green, anything that's not to flashy |
| 11) | Favorite TV Show: | The Simpsons |
| 12) | Favorite Movie: | Fight Club, I can almost recite the entire movie by heart. |
| 13) | Favorite Sport: | Jogging....up the three flights of goddamn stairs to get into my apartment |
| 14) | Favorite Pastime: | Downloading things online, while talking on my cell phone, and watching DVD's |
| 15) | Favorite President: | The President and CEO of Tropicana Orange Juice, year after year providing only the best in quality, affordable, and refreshing o.j. |
| 16) | Favorite Quote: | "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader |
| 17) | Favorite Fuckin' Sailor: | Murph |
| 18) | Favorite Holiday: | Halloween |
| 19) | Favorite Rapskalion Song: | Soul For Sale |
| 20) | Favorite Animal: | Bald Eagle |
| 21) | Favorite Board Game: | Life, the board game is so much more gratifying than the real thing. |
| 22) | Favorite Food: | Pancakes |
| 23) | Favorite Simpsons Family Member: | Homer |
| 24) | Favorite Simpsons Supporting Character: | Mr. Burns |
| 25) | Favorite Card Game: | Bullshit |
| 26) | Favorite Beer: | Sam Adams |
| 27) | Favorite Hard Liquor: | I'm really starting to like Jack |
| 28) | What Alcohol Will You Not Touch: | None |
| 29) | Who's Your Idol: | The guy who invented pants, man, I don't know where the world would be without pants. |
| 30) | Who's Your Daddy: | The Milkman |
| 31) | If You Could Be Any Care Bear, Which One Would You Be: | The one who never appeared on the show |
| 32) | Pick A Number 1- 100: | 9 |
| 33) | Smoking or Nonsmoking: | Non |
| 34) | Boxers or Briefs: | Nope |
| 35) | Bacon or Eggs: | Bacon |
| 36) | Ginger or Mary Anne | Yes |
| 37) | Beer or Liquor: | Yes |
| 38) | Cats or Dogs: | Dogs |
| 39) | Regular Oreo or Double Stuffed: | Regular |
| 40) | Breadmaster or Jello: | In a fight? In a Pie Eating Contest? I need more specifics. |
| 41) | Brady Bunch or Partridge Family: | Refer to last answer. |
| 42) | "The Fuckin' Sailor" or "Our Little Trooper": | I don't know who "Our Little Trooper" is, but I'm sure Murph kicks his ass. |
| 43) | Glass Half Full or Half Empty: | Depends. if you fill it halfway, it's half full, but if you fill it and then someone drank a half, then I say you kill the rat bastard. |
| 44) | Do You Still Have Your Wisdom Teeth: | Yes, but they're not doing their job. |
| 45) | Do You Still Have Your Tonsils: | Probably |
| 46) | Do You Still Have Your Appendix: | Nope, but I got a cool staple where it used to be. |
| 47) | If, Anything, What Else Have You Had Removed: | My morals, and my sense of decency. |
| 48) | What States Have You Been To: | According to Dr. Butler, the "Mentally Delusional" state. |
| 49) | Any Tattoos or Piercings: | Nope |
| 50) | Anything Else You Would Like To Share: | No,...But I am a selfish Bastard |