"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." -Willy Wonka
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as
algebra." -Fran Lebowitz
"If I wanted your attention, I'd throw a rock at you." -Andrw Young
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Poetry is Bob Dylan on a rainy day." -Desirae Brown
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." -Anon.
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead." -Anon.
"Yeah well, so is your tan." -Chris Cooper
"When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die." -Eleanor Roosevelt
"I'm retired, but I work part-time as a pain in the butt." -Anon.
"Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you." -Anon.
"Your Father knows what you need before you ask. He is already there. He is in charge of the situation." -Elizabeth Elliott
"Keep breathing." -Sophie Tucker
"Sick!" -Havilah Bomar
"God washes the eyes by tears until they can behold the invisible land where tears shall come no more." -H.W. Beecher
"I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days." -Anon.
"Life's too short to be normal." -Anon.
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird
"FORK!" -Jay Cockerham
"If looks could kill, we'd all be dead." -Desirae Brown
"Yesterday I dreamed; today I am." -Havilah Bomar
"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them." -Anon.
"Li de di de di .." - Anon.
