Oh this we know is true!
As he sits upon our computer desk,
We can't have a better view.
Shine on oh beacon of his head,
Guide us to his landie!
The picture of "Simon by Himself",
Makes us rather randy.
Won't he sing one of his lovely songs,
And play upon his fretboard?
Will he breathe into his microphone,
And play a magical chord?
Oh Simon makes me feel so good,
I want to kiss his feet.
Simon is the hottest man,
He simply can't be beat!
