Lyrics- Johnny Carcinogen

Credits

• Jeff- Vocals/Lyrics
• Pat- Guitar/Performing Abortions

If I were a carcinogen

My name would be Johnny

I wouldn’t give you my spare change

I would give you cancer

Chorus:

I’m cancerous

I’m malignant

Give you a tumor

The size of an eggplant

Where do you want it?

If I were a carcinogen

I’d be Carbon Monoxide

I wouldn’t brighten your day

I would blacken your lungs

If I were a carcinogen

Then you’d be Mr. Clean

I wouldn’t make you lunch

I’d make your hair fall out

Chorus

If I were a carcinogen

My name would be Johnny

I would give you cancer