Lyrics- Closet Case

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No I知 not gay (4x)

Now I知 not gay, but I like to take it in the ass

And when I masturbate, I stick my thumb up my ass

And I just really love the taste of ass

But I知 not gay

No, I知 not gay

Now I知 not gay, but I love Christopher Lowell

Interior Motives is my favorite show

And you know that I do old men for blow

But I知 not gay

No, I知 not gay

Now I知 not gay, but I give head for cash

Nothing is more arousing than Tom Hanks in Splash

I love to think about all the guys from M.A.S.H.

But I知 not gay

No, I知 not gay (3x)

I知 not gay

I知 not a queer

I知 not a fag

I知 not a homosexual

Pillow-biter

Fudge-packer

I知 not gay

Seriously I知 not