1. Don't steal their basketballs! How would you like it if someone stole your balls?
2. Don't scream in their faces... especially if you have bad breath. That's just not nice.
3. Don't flash them! No one wants to see your 12-year-old,-has-barely-started-to-grow chests. Besides, Why would you strip them of their innocence?
4. Don't throw your bra and/or panties on stage. You don't want them to slip and fall. And how would you like it if someone's used underwear smacked you in the face. That's what I thought.
5. Don't tell them that you're their cousin. They know who their cousins are.
6. Don't tell other fans that you date them or that you have dated them... Even if you are blatantly joking... People are vicious, you're bound to lose a limb.
7. Don't scream in the middle of a song at a concert. Especially in my ear. there is nothing wrong with screaming, but do it when they aren't singing. I came to hear them SING! Get it?
8. At standing room only concerts, don't race to get to the very front and then hold up a sign in front of me. I just might spill my drink on your head.
9. At concerts were you're assigned a seat, don't hold your sign up the whole time. I don't care if you're closer, I just want to see!
10. Don't be mean to the girlfriends, wives, or any other female that is hanging out with them. Their not going to say, "Ooh! I want her! The psycho whose kicking my girlfriends ass! I want her!
11. Don't buy Taylor HUGE bags of red jellybeans. You can only have so much of a good thing.
12. Don't buy Isaac a jar of peanut butter. He can walked to the store and spend two bucks just as easily as you can. And since when is peanut butter the perfect gift?
13. Don't buy Zac twinkies. Zac's hyper enough as it is. He doesn't need the extra umph sugar gives.
14. Don't buy Hanson Junk food (or any food for that matter). Are you trying to make them fat? It'll be really hard to watch a bloated Hanson perform with out laughing at them. I don't think they can eat food fans give them anyway... what if its poisoned or something?
15. Don't interrupt them. They interrupt each other enough without any help from you.
16. Don't faint. I mean, c'mon. Don't you want to remember your Hanson experience?
17. Don't stand in front of a van, car, truck, bus,or any other vehicle that has Hanson in it. Trust me, Hanson's not worth getting run over for.
18. Don't tell Taylor that Ezra looks more like Ike. We want Hanson around for at least another decade or two.
19. Don't show Ike your Joe-the-tour-guide impression. It sucks.
20. Don't ask to braid Taylor's leg hair... he doesn't have any.
21. Don't shake their hand, pull away really quick and then scream. I mean, hello, since when is shaking their hands scary... and talk about a good first impression.
22. Don't rip their clothes. (Paramus Mall! Tsk, tsk!) They paid good money for their clothes! How rude can you get?
23. If you're a chick, don't copy their looks. It's not attractive, trust me.
24. Don't bang on their windows. That's not nice. It's dangerous. AND, you're giving them headaches.
25. Don't break into their hotel room and steal their stuff. You're breaking a handful of laws and that's just not nice, people!
26. Don't bring all your Hanson memorablia and ask them sign it all. That's like having to write papers in class! Hand cramps!
27. Don't expect them to be cheerful at all times. If I see you at 3:00 in the morning, you better watch out. I mean, when I'm sleepy... I'm just not very nice at all.
28. Don't take them out to dinner, tell them to order what ever they want and then make a run for it, claiming you have to use the bathroom. Cheapskate.
29. Don't grab onto them and hang on for dear life. That's a sure-fire restraining order.
30. Don't ask them stupid questions like 'What's you favorite color?' Who cares?
31. Don't lie and say Sears is having a sale.
32. Don't invite them to your birthday party. If they've never met you, they won't come. Psycho. (hehe, although I have done this... hehe... but I was TWELVE!)
33. Don't laugh and tell them they sang their song wrong. They know how their songs goes. And what if they purposefully changed it?
34. If you're a guy, don't squeal when you meet them. Do you want to scare them away?
35. Don't ask them to help you pick out an outfit. They can't dress themselves in matching attire, why would you think they could dress someone else?